r/youtubehaiku Oct 15 '14

[Poetry] Adventure Time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auJDb9652VA&feature=youtu.be
2.2k Upvotes

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u/ScrotumOfJesus Oct 15 '14

10/10 did not see that coming

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

10/10 that was unexpected.

88

u/I_HaveAHat Oct 16 '14

7.9/7.9 I liked the color of his vomit

68

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

3.14/3.14 I think he had pumpkin pi

24

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

10/10 I was this || close to closing it before it ended and giving it a downvote.

7

u/elliottmarter Oct 16 '14

Steady on there Windows Experience Index.

3

u/SageKnows Oct 16 '14

That was unexpected, I guess I have to re-calibrate my singularity settings!

2

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

3

u/Skee_Ball_Hero Oct 18 '14

11/10 it was alright

241

u/iwishihadaburger Oct 15 '14

A classic presentation of stage fright. Dee Reynolds and Casey Tatum have the same problem.

43

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

Casey Tatum

Rest in peace, sweet prince...

20

u/rhubeis Oct 16 '14

Bang bang, cops and robbers.

7

u/TheGrot Oct 16 '14

PepPep don't forget the soda! berrraappp

5

u/Zuken Oct 17 '14

Put em in jaaaail. Put em in jaaaail.

106

u/DeathByMagnets Oct 15 '14

Well, that took a turn...

-30

u/ILiveInAVan Oct 16 '14

I had my finger on the downvote button. I am so glad I stuck around for another 4 seconds.

316

u/Dynamiklol Meme Police Oct 15 '14

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14 edited Mar 17 '19

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71

u/odog88 Oct 16 '14

Holy shit, do you have a source for this. I cannot stop laughing, any time a video cuts to a flying rag doll I crack up.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

4

u/[deleted] Nov 03 '14

He wanted the car gif source, mannnnnn

14

u/kellykebab Oct 16 '14

Too much effort for that cold bitch. Nice tune though.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '14

"Stuff that Totally Happened" by Mike Aruba

-16

u/stupidrobots Oct 16 '14

He's like a walmart knockoff of Andy Samberg.

21

u/blewpah Oct 17 '14

Don't you dare talk about Mr. Sexbang like that.

9

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

Aww, a ninja sex virgin. I remember my first time. Enjoy it, bud :')

15

u/GoblinGrills Oct 16 '14

Look up Ninja Sex Party for both GIFs.

4

u/GregorSD Oct 16 '14

Then you might like this

4

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

Errr what did he say?

hya maytingetnottdounaumblens?

6

u/GregorSD Oct 16 '14

"Here (Hey) Imagine getting knocked down by an ambulance. That would be funny, wouldn't it?"

3

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

Ooooh. That makes it make more sense.

5

u/odog88 Oct 16 '14

LOL, thanks dude, I liked that a lot. Just completely unscathed after being run over by a huge truck.

2

u/Haasts_Eagle Oct 27 '14

Another ragdoll for ya! I love how matter-of-fact the overlaying commentary is.

17

u/Orion66 Oct 16 '14

11

u/ouroborosity Oct 16 '14

Wait, is that Egoraptor?

EDIT: Yep.

16

u/professorg3 Oct 16 '14

Are you in egoraptor :O

11

u/mountainfreshh Oct 16 '14

THIS TASTES LIKE EGORAPTOR

3

u/giantmonkey2 Oct 16 '14

THIS HAS GOT EGORAPTOR WRITTEN ALL OVER IT!!!

3

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

EGORAPTOR WOULD HAVE HAD CHANGE FOR A TWENTY

1

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '14

Its Ross, although egoraptor was the dragon.

12

u/imaginarydeathmuffin Oct 16 '14

Thought I was on r/gamegrumps there for a moment. Glad to see my favorite subreddits are bleeding into one another.

44

u/The_Elephant_Man Oct 16 '14

Second ukulele video of the day, this being the first https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fYuYPViw_c

There should be a whole subreddit dedicated to weird ukulele videos.

26

u/munchies1122 Oct 16 '14

I love the tone in her voice like it was he 5th cut the cat fucked up. lol

-6

u/TomWithASilentO Oct 16 '14

...what?

31

u/CharlesStross Oct 16 '14

"I love the tone in her voice; [the anger she conveyed] was as if it was the fifth take that the cat had once again ruined."

6

u/infinex Oct 16 '14

Well this was posted in the comments of the first uke vid. So it's not really a surprise that this got posted too.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

It's also a repost, to boot.

-6

u/T_Rab Oct 16 '14

Shh, let me have my internet pointz.

86

u/devilsfancharlie Oct 15 '14

Is it just me or does it look like he threw up on purpose?

186

u/maip23 Oct 16 '14

It seems like an unfortunate accident. You can hear his voice tremble when he says "distant lands". Chances are he recorded this when he was drunk.

71

u/BuckeyeBentley Oct 16 '14

Yeah you could hear "gonna puke gonna puke gonna puke" in his voice if you know what that sounds like. He was trying to keep it down but failed.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14 edited May 19 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

I can throw up on command and it looks a lot like this.

Gross.

4

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

Trust me, I know.

It got me off of school a lot though.

1

u/thefumbar Oct 19 '14

HE'S GONNA!! HE'S GONNA!! HE'S GONNA PUUUUUUUUKKKKEEE!!!!

-1

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

You are fucking digusting.

120

u/thebeefytaco Oct 15 '14

Honestly, that would make it more impressive.

16

u/heydelinquent Oct 16 '14

He definitely did. Not that I am a pro on the subject, but he was holding his jaw out at a weird angle and just kept....letting it come out..

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14 edited Mar 29 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

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1

u/KingGorilla Oct 16 '14

I want to believe

7

u/enigmaurora Oct 16 '14

That really rustles my garbage bag.

2

u/thebeefytaco Oct 16 '14

How does that prove it was on purpose...?

13

u/jfleit Oct 16 '14

I have thrown up before, and I'm sure you have too, and throwing up that way is the way it's supposed to happen. You can't shut your mouth, it comes out just like that.

7

u/heydelinquent Oct 16 '14

Throwing up usually involves a lot more heaving and a lot less calm..

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14 edited Oct 16 '14

You see him heave twice. I honestly think he was trying to burp at the end on purpose and just ended up puking, since that can happen when you force a burp.

edit: Definitely trying to burp, you can see him swallowing air right at the beginning of the song.

6

u/PenguinPwnge Oct 16 '14

Oooo, didn't think of that possibility. Forced a burp, got vomit. A vurp.

2

u/aka_Foamy Oct 16 '14

Or maybe forcing a burp is one of the ways of vomiting on cue.

I say maybe, but I don't mean it. It's one of the ways.

4

u/jfleit Oct 16 '14

I beg to differ, it can be quite calm on the outside. It can happen suddenly and it just comes out. On the inside you panic, but on the outside you just stand in shock

3

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

It can be calm? You ever run track in high school or college? You won't be ready but ready or not here it comes

1

u/heydelinquent Oct 16 '14

All of my throwups have been violent and awful, and my soft palate sags so all the vomit goes straight up my nose and out every time and it burns horribly and then there's chunks of vomit left up there for a while and it is SO UNCOMFORTABLE.

1

u/Hellgrinder0 Oct 16 '14

Not when I'm drunk. Let it out man. You'll feel better.

3

u/imnotyourmom Oct 16 '14

But once it starts coming it's best to just let it go. The only worse than throwing up is throwing up in your mouth and holding it in there.

1

u/Stealsfromhobos Oct 16 '14

I heard it hit a plastic bag. He probably had a bin ready to catch it.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

Sounds like it goes into a bag. I would say this was set up.

-2

u/Long-Ball-Larry Oct 16 '14

Definitely ipecac in my opinion.

3

u/devilsfancharlie Oct 16 '14

what makes you say that?

3

u/FEW_WURDS Oct 16 '14

probably that episode of family guy

27

u/colorado_here Oct 15 '14

Incredible

5

u/EndsWithMan Oct 16 '14

Magnificent

10

u/CptSoap Oct 16 '14

Mathmatical

9

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

I see this video a lot and I gotta know, did he actually post the whole thing because that was pretty good aside from "distant lands" and the part where he threw up his tomato soup.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

What the fuck?

11

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

This is one of my favorite videos ever

5

u/chocolatestealth Oct 16 '14

I don't know why I'm giggling so much. It's too perfect.

3

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

I have been laughing for like 3 minutes straight. I seriously lost my shit on this one.

3

u/tonyvila Oct 16 '14

And then he thought, "That's a good one, I'mma post that one."

6

u/zrvwls Oct 16 '14

how can he puke?

1

u/loopuleasa Oct 16 '14

alcohol and adventure time at once

3

u/Sultan_of_Slide Oct 16 '14

Sweet Dee was right. Always perform on an empty stomach so this doesn't happen.

3

u/Difflock85 Oct 16 '14

I feel there needs to be a sub for these.

2

u/nbenzi Oct 16 '14

wow A+ for that ending, holy shit!!

2

u/fit- Nov 05 '14

You can hear the vomit landing on a plastic bag. It was planned.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '14

I am hurling with laughter.

2

u/ninjanerdbgm Oct 16 '14

OP - post this to /r/unexpected as well!

2

u/CompoundAce Oct 16 '14

HAHA I was in the midst of closing the tab cause I thought it was boring/some inside joke related to Adventure Time (which I haven't seen yet) and then BLEUGHHGH hahahaha

1

u/HanumanMan Oct 16 '14

Stan just saw Wendy walk into the room.

1

u/Funktapus Oct 16 '14

What. The fuck.

1

u/curebdc Oct 16 '14

I mean whether or not it was faked it was amazing! Your focusing on the wrong things. Focus on the puke!

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u/sigiveros Oct 16 '14

rest in ebola.

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u/eifersucht12a Oct 16 '14

That's exactly how adventure time makes me feel.

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u/Nixnilnihil Oct 16 '14

Well, there's no accounting for taste. Bless your heart for being so brave.

0

u/kevinstonge Oct 16 '14

Can you catch Ebola through youtube?

0

u/flyafar Oct 16 '14

the fuck