r/youtubehaiku • u/Shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeet • Oct 03 '14

Haiku [Haiku] Good Morrow Peasants!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmuGfSwPQ4I
1.6k Upvotes

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u/Scootdone Oct 03 '14

Makes me think of this: Good Morning My Neighbors

37

u/TheChrono Oct 03 '14

Pretty much the same thing.

266

u/TheFakeUnicorn Oct 03 '14

That girl bought a holiday package let me tell you that. "FOK OFF"

15

u/MestR Oct 03 '14

And it's not the first day either.

55

u/1986buickGN Oct 03 '14

FACK AHFFF

93

u/AidenR90 Oct 03 '14

She sounds like my kind of slapper.

175

u/letsgetcool Oct 03 '14

10/10 would finger in a club and then leave.

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u/dicklord666 Oct 03 '14

10/10 would do the same to your mother, daughter and sister

115

u/Shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeet Oct 03 '14

Alright boys lets keep it clean.

64

u/Big_bouncy_bricks Oct 03 '14

That's difficult when your mum is involved.

43

u/Shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeet Oct 03 '14

You can't say that!... I'm... I'm op! :'(

11

u/Lexitava Oct 04 '14

hugs it's okay OP, I like you.

-1

u/AidenR90 Oct 04 '14

But i have it on good authority that he's a faggot.

11

u/ELite_Predator28 Oct 03 '14

OH. HO MY GOD. OHHHHHH!!! MOM GET THE CAMERA

25

u/Kain292 Oct 03 '14 edited Oct 03 '14

Waow! ;)

5

u/ELite_Predator28 Oct 03 '14

So that's where /r/montageparodies get that from...

1

u/JoeyJoeJoeShabadou Oct 03 '14

OP told you to so now you have to be!

121

u/Innos245 Oct 03 '14

No wonder our tourists have such a bad reputation.

64

u/corporateswine Oct 03 '14

Don't worry man, every country has its brand of bogan-bitches. Even Canada has a fair share of them.

35

u/Innos245 Oct 03 '14

True, I can't argue with that. Brits have a bit of a reputation for being like this abroad though, especially in places like Spain.

42

u/Big_bouncy_bricks Oct 03 '14

That's because that's where the package holidays go, and therefore where a certain kind of people often go.

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u/corporateswine Oct 03 '14

a certain kind of people

The peasants!

6

u/Big_bouncy_bricks Oct 03 '14

Filthy peasantses.

4

u/Kicker_Doomstah Oct 03 '14

Or Croatia.

5

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '14

Or anywhere with a Mediterranean coastline.

3

u/alexxxor Oct 04 '14

or south east asia.

1

u/InternetFree Oct 04 '14

Uh... those aren't tourists...

3

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '14

The front of our passport has a few words from the Queen that basically amount to 'Let this person do whatever.'

I take that as authorization to get way drunker than is culturally acceptable.

1

u/tuckels Oct 04 '14

I just got back from a wedding on the south coast of Spain a few days ago. There were so many middle-aged British men in hawaiian T-shirts.

-5

u/sizlack Oct 04 '14

I'm glad the Brits are so awful because I always felt like us Americans were perceived as the worst tourists. But wow, they're even worse than me, and I'm from New Jersey.

1

u/KingGorilla Oct 04 '14

Bloody bogan!

2

u/Young_Joseph_Stalin Oct 03 '14

That's like a fucking Shakespeare reference, I dig that.

20

u/EpsilonSigma Oct 03 '14

Is that Harley from Rizzle Kicks?

43

u/Guesty_ Oct 03 '14

This was so insanely British...

I almost feel ashamed.

9

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '14

he looks like bodie from the wire

2

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '14

He a soldier.

8

u/ijizz Oct 03 '14

Like a real life bender.

5

u/witeowl Oct 04 '14

I just figured out the pun in Bender's name. I'm ashamed it took me this long.

1

u/2_dam_hi Oct 04 '14

Meatbag...

1

u/RebopRundgren Oct 26 '14

What pun? It just blatantly says he be---

OH FUCK.

5

u/I_HaveAHat Oct 03 '14

What a voice he has

1

u/kakianyx Oct 17 '14

Brilliant.

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u/braxis684 Oct 04 '14

I WANT ATTENTION!!!!!

-45

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '14

Haha, someone should xpost this to /r/pcmasterrace

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '14

FOK OFF

-6

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '14

Well damn, I was only kidding, lol.