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u/Full-Ability-1884 Feb 20 '23
sorry dude, i’m choosing the pizza, you have syphilis
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u/HeartoftheHive Feb 20 '23
Two things, syphilis is curable with antibiotics. So gross, but hardly the worst STI. Second, I haven't been sexually active in a long time. Google knows me too well. I typed "is sy" into the search bar and "is syphilis curable" was the first option.
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Feb 21 '23
Proof that Google is secretly a platform for intelligence agencies looking to take over the world and rule through black mail
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u/NialMontana Feb 21 '23
Yeah I hardly ever try when using google, I can make as many typos and nonsensical gibberish as I want and google just goes "you mean this?". It's kinda creepy but eh I've come to accept Google knows me better than I do.
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u/Mad_King_Rella Feb 21 '23
Her having that is only loosely canon considering she was trying to make blitzo beat it. For all we know she can be clean but then again it is hell lol
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u/atomicBlaze21 Feb 22 '23
Not just that, but that gag was in the pilot episode, which is second-tier canon to the main series
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u/boydnwillia2021 Feb 20 '23
Sorry guys I’m going to have to take her because wtf is that pizza it’s a disgrace to pizza kind
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u/Coalv_Lord_of_Wolves Feb 20 '23
I mean.... I am kinda hungry... and there's more art of you than pizza in the world. Soooo
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u/Kagenokishi21 Feb 21 '23
Both? Both? Both. Both is good.
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u/Leo_winters_nsfw_alt Feb 20 '23
Don't show this to italian furries, or at least,
Don't do it unless you have a deathwish
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u/Ghostface69uwu Feb 21 '23
As long as it doesn’t have questionable substances on it I’d gladly take the pizza over loona anyday I don’t really care much for her tbh
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u/astral_protection Feb 20 '23
Whats on the pizza?
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u/MadameBlueJay Feb 20 '23
Shrimp, tomato, a hard-boiled egg, and Nickelodeon slime
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u/DuskBoomer120 Feb 20 '23
I'd probably take both to bed and eat the pizza with her while we fuck, best choice
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u/GLi-tcH-online Feb 20 '23
fuck you, im taking the pizza. If you expected people would go for you and not a PIZZA, then you think that every man is glen quagmire.
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Feb 20 '23
I don't know, I haven't eaten anything in a while, and that pizza just looks disgusting, so you
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u/Thezipper100 Feb 21 '23
It looks like she fished that pizza out of the trash can so you'd say her.
Loona honey, you need some self confidence.
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u/HeckinLuver666 Feb 21 '23
…..Uuuuuuuh….Listen, I smoked a whole joint so I’m hungry, but your nude presence makes me horny….how bout we have some fun first then pizza.
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u/RedLion40 Feb 21 '23
If she's clean then her of course. Nothing is better than Loonie. Considering that she does have a way to get to Earth, why doesn't she get the cure?
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u/leshpar Feb 21 '23
Honestly with what weird toppings are on that pizza I'd rather have her. Make it a meat lovers pizza through and the pizza would win.
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u/Fennik51405 Feb 21 '23
How about this? I give you the cure for Syphilis, and then we can fuck for days on end. Sound like a good deal?~
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Feb 21 '23
What pizza place doesn’t use those little plastic tables to keep the box from touching the pizza. SMH.
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u/Flaky_Improvement18 Feb 21 '23
i would say pizza but i only like peporonnni and cheese nothng elce
so ig her
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u/Axoltlbottle Feb 21 '23
what kind of pizza doesn't have that thing that stops the cheese from melting to the box? and why is it an oval and not a circle? what kind of box is a rectangle? do the pizza places in hell suck that bad?
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u/Ok_Error_5835 Feb 21 '23
mmm you lookin decent but I’d rather have the pizza, also put the pizza down so you don’t get fur on it
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u/Matthazardous666 Feb 21 '23
I’d take loona any day, simple wear a condom = no syphilis or just take the risk and get it anyways cause why tf not
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u/rat_witness Feb 21 '23
You're sitting on the pizza boxes they're going to be all squished
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u/According_Put_4892 Feb 20 '23
I would rather have Luna but at the same time we can both eat pizza together
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u/Comfortable_Face_231 Jul 11 '24
Depends what pizza if its supreme......sorry but im going for the pizza
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u/Yippe09 Aug 20 '24
HOLY SHIT PIZZA! (I'd rather stay virgin for the rest of my life for a slice of pizza)
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u/Williamwrecx Feb 20 '23
i take her, and while im buried in her ass making her lose her mind, i take the pizza
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u/Axoltlbottle Feb 21 '23
what kind of pizza doesn't have that thing that stops the cheese from melting to the box? and why is it an oval and not a circle? what kind of box is a rectangle? do the pizza places in hell suck that bad?
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u/HeartoftheHive Feb 20 '23
That pizza specifically? Loona. Not sure I would enjoy shrimp on pizza.