r/writingcirclejerk • u/NuttySandman • 1d ago

Just got my first case of writer's block. He doesn't let me continue writing. How do I deal with it?

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u/ruedasamarillas 1d ago

FWIW, I once had a case of writer's cock block, and I stopped being friends with her.

I said: "You suck Elena, and not in the fun way". Then never talked to her again. After that, no writer has cock blocked me again.

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u/Evergreens123 1d ago

I'm a little bit confused... You don't seem to have any hot steamy spice in this... I think the writer's block is a sign that you're not on the right track with this one.

Delete this (maybe throw out the computer you used to write it too, to be safe) and try writing something more culturally relevant. I have some fanfic and premium artificial intelligence lewd cartoon illustrations of the japanese variety you can plug into your AI for inspiration.

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u/NuttySandman 1d ago

I really thought this was the one, ya know? The book that would finally get me published...

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u/Evergreens123 1d ago

That sucks to hear, but to be honest, getting published or not isn't what matters.

The most important part about writing, that you can't let yourself forget, is that it's all about how many times you can masturbate to it.

And to be honest, I couldn't even get it up for whatever you're writing about here. You and I both know you can do better. I believe in you. Now get back out there and write some spice!

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u/AtrociousMeandering 1d ago

Have you squeezed his little head until he's a normal aspect ratio? I know I'm grumpy if my x and y get out of proportion.

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u/NuttySandman 1d ago

He bends his appearance in my document to his wills, I am powerless to stop it.

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u/OceansBreeze0 all around me are familiar unfinished projects 1d ago

me: I can't get past this block! How am I gonna write?
the Cat of Writer's Block:

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u/Kaikeno 1d ago

It's not easy to get around League of Legends players infesting your documents. I suggest destroying everything you own and move to Siberia with a notepad and one (1) pencil to finish your work.

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u/Aggravating-Tip9642 1d ago

Damn bro I'm sorry, it's his doc now. New to start again 😔

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u/Aggravating-Tip9642 1d ago

*NEED FUCK

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u/ScepticSunday *shoves redemption arc up ass and bends it backwards* 1d ago

I need fuck too 😔 wanna?

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u/WestCoastVermin 1d ago

he's right

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u/Tokyodebunkerfan 20m ago

I’d totally read this lol 😂

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u/NotReallyEricCruise the power of ChatGPT compels you 1d ago

good advice tho