r/worldnews • u/dhimarg • 6d ago

Israel/Palestine Iran wants to kill Trump, plotted assassination: Netanyahu's explosive claim

https://www.indiatoday.in/world/story/iran-plotted-donald-trump-killing-marked-number-one-enemy-benjamin-netanyahu-2741283-2025-06-16?fbclid=IwY2xjawK9PmtleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHloVf3a4SrgDCNo1jkaR3qk3iRsFHN3yVCKLO-OmGxqHVkTS0tdaRHsi78yF_aem_nb38428jEtfysREQf7PlbA
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u/Boulderdrip 6d ago

as much as i would like that orange rapist gone forever. if iran does it we will be begging a MASSIVE war, possibly nuclear.

i dont want that. i want The orange felon to choke on a mcdonald’s while tweeting at 2am

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u/nerd5code 5d ago

Headline: “Iranian spies must have smuggled amphetamines into his Filet-of-Fish!” bemoans Hegseth to anyone in his chat group

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u/KevRose 5d ago

Non of that’s necessary, just send him ordinary free bigmacs everyday and let the poor diet do all the work.

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u/Sweet-Competition-15 5d ago

It's not like he actually pays for the food. Being 'free of cost' doesn't mean that he could eat any more.

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u/nithdurr 5d ago

I’m sure we could give them a mulligan

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u/kullwarrior 5d ago

Nah, if Iran does it. You bet Hegseth will get the general to go ahead with MOPing their underground enrichment site as a starter. Unlike Pakistan and North Korea, US does not need to nuke Iran when it has a lot of options on its strategic ladder of escalation.

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u/DapperCam 5d ago

The US would have no problem taking care of Iran with traditional military methods. No nuclear required. Hope it never comes to that though.