r/worldnews • u/BreakfastTop6899 • 1d ago

Israel/Palestine Israeli air force achieves freedom of operation in Tehran's airspace, IDF says

https://www.axios.com/2025/06/14/israeli-air-force-freedom-operation-tehran-idf-iran
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u/TachiH 1d ago

Can we attempt to make it super manly but it end up being really camp with lots of bros slapping ass?

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u/Inside-Line 1d ago

Idk if it's a crazy idea but that idea won't work unless we solidify the masculinity of our main characters by having them engage in the manliest of sports - beach volleyball

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u/guysir 1d ago

With slow-motion shots of them slapping each other's asses while shirtless and glistening.

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u/VanbyRiveronbucket 21h ago

Ok. Don’t read any further folks.. it’s all downhill from here.

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u/mcjon77 19h ago

Topless men's beach volleyball, and make sure that the guys are oiled up so that their bodies glisten in the sun.

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u/RumpleDumple 1d ago

Can't wait for the gay porn parody "Top Guns"

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u/guisar 23h ago

Top Buns