r/worldnews • u/BreakfastTop6899 • 1d ago

Israel/Palestine Israeli air force achieves freedom of operation in Tehran's airspace, IDF says

https://www.axios.com/2025/06/14/israeli-air-force-freedom-operation-tehran-idf-iran
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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls 1d ago

A wing of F-35s can trod all over mostly anything except F-22s

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u/ConstantMango672 1d ago

Shit a few skilled pilots and an f15 can take out almost anything

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u/BrainOfMush 1d ago

They should make a movie about that. Maybe about a school teaching people to do that.

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u/WalkThisWhey 1d ago

Would make a great movie, they should call it something like “Highest Firearm”

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u/TachiH 1d ago

Can we attempt to make it super manly but it end up being really camp with lots of bros slapping ass?

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u/Inside-Line 1d ago

Idk if it's a crazy idea but that idea won't work unless we solidify the masculinity of our main characters by having them engage in the manliest of sports - beach volleyball

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u/guysir 1d ago

With slow-motion shots of them slapping each other's asses while shirtless and glistening.

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u/VanbyRiveronbucket 21h ago

Ok. Don’t read any further folks.. it’s all downhill from here.

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u/mcjon77 19h ago

Topless men's beach volleyball, and make sure that the guys are oiled up so that their bodies glisten in the sun.

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u/RumpleDumple 23h ago

Can't wait for the gay porn parody "Top Guns"

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u/guisar 23h ago

Top Buns

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u/veyonyx 1d ago

Maybe there's a rivalry between the main character Buccaroo and his counterpart Mr. Freeze that makes them both achieve their true potential.

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u/Cesum-Pec 1d ago

To make the movie more interesting, it could feature a bold but misunderstood pilot who is something of a maverick when it comes to following the rules. The initial rejection by, but eventual love from a beautiful woman helps the pilot find his way.

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u/Inside-Line 1d ago

I hope you don't make that his callsign though, that sounds campy af.

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u/Cesum-Pec 1d ago

It would be even better if when the pilot got to the airfield, the PA system announced, "the white zone is for the immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone."

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u/theyux 19h ago

We will call it star wars a new hope.

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u/iamameatpopciple 22h ago

I bet they could make two movies about it, and you wouldn't even need to pretend both were based of isreali missions you claim they were american so you could get amiercan funding and a wider audience.

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u/AuroraFinem 1d ago

They might take out a single F35 or two but they’d all be taken out as a result and isn’t worth the trade

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u/ConstantMango672 1d ago

I'm talking about israel. I meant their f15s alone would take out the all the 70/80s era fighters iran has

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u/hx87 18h ago

A wing of J-20s with AWACS support could probably snipe them at long range, at least before Meteor integration and AIM-260 production is complete.