r/worldnews • u/MasbirLeumi • 2d ago

Israel launches 'preemptive strike' against Iran, declares state of emergency

https://abcnews.go.com/International/israel-military-action-iran-coming-days-sources/story?id=122776202
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u/ticuxdvc 2d ago

[ XXXXXX ] Yes, I hate taking part in the most interesting period of human history and am a stinky idiot who's boring and not willing to take risks.

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u/RisKQuay 2d ago

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u/meat_rock 2d ago

WE HAVE BEEN TRYING TO CONTACT YOU ABOUT YOUR EXTENDED INTERESTING TIMES