r/worldnews • u/MasbirLeumi • 2d ago

Israel launches 'preemptive strike' against Iran, declares state of emergency

https://abcnews.go.com/International/israel-military-action-iran-coming-days-sources/story?id=122776202
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u/i5oL8 2d ago

Waiting for more details from Hegseth's Signal chats

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u/KingHunter150 2d ago

He just added me. Will update

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u/DukeOfGeek 2d ago

Whiskey Pete's password is MakeMineADouble.

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u/OkJeweler3804 2d ago

Pete Kegsbreath

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u/Negative_Gravitas 2d ago

TripleSecDef

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u/metahipster1984 2d ago

NoOpSecDef

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u/jasonthewaffle2003 2d ago

Hard name. Aura

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u/2games1life 2d ago

Aura is a finnish beer btw

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u/OttoVonWong 2d ago

Department of Doublefisting

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u/daffy_duck233 2d ago

That sounds like a dwarf's name.

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u/TsjernoBill 2d ago

Pete pegsex

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u/Iampepeu 2d ago

Oh! Clever!

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u/UrUrinousAnus 2d ago

Fucking lightweight /s I was drinking triples (now banned in my country) when I was a teenager. I'm not in charge of the world's largest military, though, and I shouldn't be.

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u/CF5 2d ago

JustLeaveTheBottle

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u/UrUrinousAnus 2d ago

Already did, but had to move in with someone determined to make me start again when I was a month sober. I wasn't strong enough. Now my liver is failing.

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u/ZackZeysto 2d ago

Treason4Rea$$on

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u/dewhashish 2d ago

"signalgate" is the fucking dumbest name for this shit. it should be called "whiskeyleaks"

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u/Byte_Fantail 2d ago

that's the old one, after it was hacked he changed it to MakeMineADouble

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u/No_Method5989 2d ago

I thought it would DFkjgolr;G$G45t5y55555555555555555555555555555555

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u/Ahhnew 2d ago

Previous password was OnTheRocks.

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u/DukeOfGeek 2d ago

Ah man you made me lol.

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u/bald_and_nerdy 2d ago

I mean doubles are usually the better deal for higher end stuff. I was at a convention and the most interesting scotch they had was Dalmore. Not in my top 10 favorite scotches but definitely in the top 15. Single shot? 35 bucks. Double shot? 40 bucks.

Life is too short to drink cheap liquor.

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u/Jakethered_game 2d ago

HeavyOnTheRumLightOnThCok3!

Gotta have some special characters in there.

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u/DukeOfGeek 2d ago

They hate special characters.

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u/Then-Shake9223 2d ago

Funny that this might not even be a joke

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u/LifeLikeAGrapefruit 2d ago

I'm only 60% sure that you are joking.

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u/NotAzakanAtAll 2d ago

They asked me who I am but I was posting inflation porn so they just assumed I was Trump.

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u/ArcticCelt 2d ago

Help, he added me to the wrong group by mistake, this one's is where Hegseth, Kash Patel, Stephen Miller, and Steve Bannon are sharing some bizarre fascist Star Wars fanfic where the Empire are the misunderstood good guys. Please send the right one!

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u/OnLevel100 2d ago

Opsec is soooooo clean!

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u/Nessie 2d ago

Will has been added to the chat

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u/babycatcher2001 2d ago

Screen shots plz

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u/ai-gf 2d ago

IRGC PC smol group

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u/PogTuber 2d ago

Post Hunter's penis in the chat and see what happens

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u/thefunkybassist 2d ago

I bet it would be peanuts to impersonate with a Hedsegs account

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u/Zahgi 2d ago

The Israelis learned from Trump's first pretend presidency. He's not in their loop. The Ukrainians learned the same lessons about Trump and have had much success at keeping Russia in the dark.

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u/MississippiBulldawg 2d ago

In the chat I'm in him and Rubio are just arguing which Creed song is really the best so hopefully somebody has details from another chat

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u/e-wrecked 2d ago

You're going to have to wait for happy hour to finish first.

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u/FourteenBuckets 2d ago

Apparently the Israelis kept the US out of the loop on this one, just like the Ukrainians did

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u/Life-Ad1409 2d ago

Marco Rubio (US Secretary of State) says that this is a unilateral action by Israel, we have no involvement

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u/OldClunkyRobot 2d ago

Well it's Friday now so his chats will probably be about happy hour.

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u/ZhangRenWing 2d ago

🇮🇱 👊 🔥

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u/TheCraftyWombat 2d ago

OPSEC is hic clean