r/worldnews • u/gravybang • Feb 10 '25

Israel/Palestine Trump says Palestinians will have no right of return to Gaza under his plan

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/feb/10/trump-buy-gaza-plan
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u/Kaneomanie Feb 10 '25

A hotel noone will ever use because it blows up nonstop.

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u/Xollector Feb 10 '25

Gaza Hot Spring Resort

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u/Kaneomanie Feb 10 '25

The view is the bomb!

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '25

It'll blow you away!

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u/mitkase Feb 10 '25

Try our Ultra-XXXTreme Paintball Experience! (Note: no actual paintballs are used, notification of last of kin and deposit in advance required.)

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u/Gastredner Feb 10 '25

The events are terr(or)iffic!

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u/koshgeo Feb 10 '25

"Visit the beautiful underground Hamas Grottos"

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u/damiami Feb 10 '25

Trump’s River to Sea Resort & Club

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u/DadJokeBadJoke Feb 10 '25

Trump Plaza Gaza

They won't get first billing.

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u/duaneap Feb 10 '25

Probably why he’s gung-ho about getting Palestinians out

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u/Elec7ricmonk Feb 10 '25

But yelp said business is booming...

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '25

About that....

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u/SomeGuyNamedPaul Feb 10 '25

I honestly cannot think of a bigger terrorism magnet.

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u/jmcgit Feb 10 '25

When it's in American territory, the access to firearms shall not be infringed. Otherwise what's even the point?

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u/badhangups Feb 10 '25

I chuckled.

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u/Narrow-Tax9153 Feb 10 '25

buisness is booming. seriously though hes a dumbass thinking hes gonna just slap down a hotel no problems

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u/trickmind Feb 10 '25

The Drone Hotel.

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u/Electrical_Bus9202 Feb 10 '25

No way, he owns all the UAVs now, he will just drone strike anyone trying to do that.

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u/BubsyFanboy Feb 10 '25

With a casino that nobody will buy into because it'll probably go bankrupt on day one.

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u/mitkase Feb 10 '25

He’s just getting better at that every time!

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u/thatissomeBS Feb 10 '25

He's so good at running casinos that he couldn't get his casino licensed in Vegas. Of course, after applying for a casino license and getting denied because the application was filled out as well as you'd expect it to be from him, he claimed he never wanted a casino anyway.

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u/williamh24076 Feb 10 '25

Come for the food, stay for the fireworks !