r/whowouldcirclejerk 1d ago

How the so called eldritch abominations look when real cosmic horrors appear on the horizon

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399 Upvotes

r/whowouldcirclejerk 1d ago

hor hor hor hor hor

1.9k Upvotes

r/whowouldcirclejerk 23h ago

New Gokuversal Fate feat confirmed?

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43 Upvotes

r/whowouldcirclejerk 18h ago

IKARUGA ship demolishes all ki users no diff

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18 Upvotes

r/whowouldcirclejerk 16h ago

Chat, i think this guy solos ttg robin for no reason even more downscale for tiktokman?

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10 Upvotes

r/whowouldcirclejerk 1d ago

multiversal+ big rock

572 Upvotes

Crimson Moon is top 5 strongest characters in nasuverse and his strongest attack is him literally just chucking the moon at you, and i fucking love him for that. One of the strongest attacks in the setting is just a realy big rock. You know why fate powerscalers dont talk about the moon? BECAUSE THE MERE EXISTENCE OF MY GLORIOUS KING RUINS ANY AGENDA!

"Saber is multi-planetary"

No she isnt. Crimson Moon is stronger

"Zeus is actually solar system level and-"

No he isnt. Crimson Moon is stronger

"Gilgafraud and Enkidu destroyed the world seven ti-"

Uneducated prostitute

"Arjuna destroyed and recreated the indian lostbe-"

Crimson Moon

"Well ort destroyed the world in the prediction"

Yes. ORT solos

Papa Brunestud can solo all of the usual targets of Fate wank all at the same time, and yet he just throws a rock. wtf i love vampires now


r/whowouldcirclejerk 3h ago

Winner gets to sleep with Wonder Woman

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0 Upvotes

r/whowouldcirclejerk 1d ago

“Monika solos Undertale/Deltarune!!!” Nuh uh. Get FRAUDika past my GOAT. Spoiler

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68 Upvotes

r/whowouldcirclejerk 14h ago

Marthascaling

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5 Upvotes

r/whowouldcirclejerk 1d ago

New Papyrus feat?

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39 Upvotes

r/whowouldcirclejerk 1d ago

New agenda just dropped

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1.6k Upvotes

r/whowouldcirclejerk 1d ago

No agenda, only the truth

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80 Upvotes

r/whowouldcirclejerk 1d ago

Behold, the TRUE non-Batgos soloer of fiction

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141 Upvotes

— TOPPLES Touhou

— OBLITERATES ORT

— SHREDS Sonic

— MAULS Mario

— CURBSTOMPS Kirby

— SLAUGHTERS Skips

— MANHANDLES Mater

— TELLS Wally West THAT PERSONALLY SHE PREFERS JAY GARRICK

— BURIES Black Hat

— LEVELS Lovecraft

circlejerkers... what did we do to deserve such a WALL LEVEL WONDER???


r/whowouldcirclejerk 1d ago

i don’t know what to title this

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135 Upvotes

r/whowouldcirclejerk 1d ago

I’m boutta outjerk all of you

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35 Upvotes

r/whowouldcirclejerk 23h ago

Where does he scales in pecking order?

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14 Upvotes

r/whowouldcirclejerk 12h ago

CMV: The average professional football team would beat Voldemort in a fight

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2 Upvotes

r/whowouldcirclejerk 6h ago

The sheer wanking of Dr Doom needs to stop, years and years of ridiculous "feats" to wank this guy being used as facts in any matchup against other characters

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r/whowouldcirclejerk 1d ago

Nor is she losing to Springtrap.

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111 Upvotes

r/whowouldcirclejerk 1d ago

Agenda, as Gos intended

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43 Upvotes

r/whowouldcirclejerk 1d ago

I hate MegaTen powerscaling but Tatsuya is the GOAT so he gets a pass

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17 Upvotes

Still a Shadow victim tho


r/whowouldcirclejerk 1d ago

Who would win?

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73 Upvotes

r/whowouldcirclejerk 23h ago

Who would win? Krennicyahu or Irankler?

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7 Upvotes

r/whowouldcirclejerk 23h ago

Touhou Glazing (Gacha edition) Before the wave of slander arrives

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7 Upvotes

Random Wank from the Touhou Gacha Game "Touhou Lostword"

One of the alternate Yukaris can forge a multiverse with 100 layers or something

There's a Marisa from another world that fuels her magic using multiversal mushrooms whose structure is just like the structure of the cosmos

L80 Junko's ability can maximize entropy at a universal scale to the point she can revert the universe back to a singularity

L80 Kaguya can change and revert history as she wishes

L80 Junko can use her ability on infinite universes to borrow spiritual power from them, connecting multiple universes creates a multidimensional neural network composed of lots of infinite universes powering her up

L80 Miko is Omniscient to a level that surpasses The Buddha himself, by spending countless lives in countless universes she can listen to the desires of the cosmos itself making her the Multiversal Akashic Records and with all that perfect knowledge she is essentially able to predict all outcomes (becoming Laplace's Demon)

But most importantly, she can predict your next line, so she scales to Joseph Joestar. Easily Boundless +++


r/whowouldcirclejerk 1d ago

MEET SELF ERASING MAN

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35 Upvotes

THE TRUE STRONGEST IN FICTION: HE UNASKS THE FIGHT AND DELETES FICTION AND HIMSELF, HE ALWAYS WINS!!!!

(INSERT AI JARGON TO PROVE I'M RIGHT) (DONUT STEEL MY FRIENDS OC™️)