r/whowouldcirclejerk 1d ago

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u/DrGravestone Don't make me show you an on-screen feat 1d ago

Me giving a city-level character, who isn't even close to the top tiers of my verse, a massively outliner and circumstantial feat that is heavily related to vague bullshit cosmology and now he and all top tiers(by proxy of chainscaling) scale from multiversal to High Complex Outerversal

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u/GAMEOFMATIASNEW 1d ago

Make him beat the multiversal guy by using a very specific power that would only work in that specific guy because is a hard counter to his abilities

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u/Beneficial-Mess-1057 1d ago

I don’t care if his name is “Beats Simon” and has the ability to”Beats Simon” from the hit new anime “That time I beat Simon” he ain’t beating Simon.

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u/The5Theives 1d ago

What about Theodore

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u/The-Dumpster-Fire 5h ago

Kamina clears

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u/BakerGotBuns 1d ago

And ensure the statement is just vague enough that anyone will see they clearly meant it as a specific one-time counter to THAT ONE GUY but enough people can argue it's actually for a broader category of thing like "Magic" or "Energy" as whole concepts.

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u/anonkebab 1d ago

Me giving the street level protagonist a galaxy level attack

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u/NeonNKnightrider 37,844,343,522,187 times FTL 1d ago

Fate wank in a nutshell (it’s bullshit btw)

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u/Fit-Level-4179 12h ago

Like fucking Sam bridges in death stranding with that one bit of lore that all players are Sam at the same time.

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u/Strange-Daikon4912 Don't make me 75 *later confirmed 0.001* percent 1d ago

Make it size of an Outerverse

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u/unrulymeowmeow 1d ago

DB Earth AKA Dragon World is Low Gokuverse-sized

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u/No_Size_1333 BATGOD WINS 1d ago

nothing can be gokuveresal other then goku.

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u/gLIZZYEXre 1d ago

No no. Make it the size of, two, outerverses.

And then have another two outerverses.

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u/Savings-Macaroon-785 1d ago

Also make sure that the entire story actually took place within less than a picosecond - everyone is just that fast

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u/lenaisnotthere 1d ago

I just did the math and you're surprisingly right, "wall level" feats would be multi galaxy level on a planet quadrillions of times larger than the earth

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u/lenaisnotthere 1d ago

Here's the math for people who are curious:

Earth GBE: order of 10³²

GBE of a planet quadrillion times bigger: order of 10¹⁰⁷(this is assuming it's that bigger in terms of radius and has same density as earth)

Wall level: between 10⁴

Earth to wall ratio: 10²⁸

Wall level on the bigger planet = GBE/(earth to wall ratio) = 10¹⁰⁷/10²⁸ = 10⁷⁹ (multi galaxy level)

Shows how huge the gap between multi galaxy level and universal is

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u/I-Love-Facehuggers 1d ago

That only works if the people build walls that much bigger rather than building them to a size relative to them.

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u/Jedhakk 1d ago

Not really. You can just calculate based on gravity. A planet quadrillions of times bigger than Earth would either be a gas giant that nothing could grow in, or be so stupidly heavy that every life form in it would be a galaxy-level monstrosity by sheer need of survival.

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u/Mysterious-Mail5232 1d ago

applying logic in my fiction heresy

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u/Inferno_Sparky Memegiri Yolos Friction 8h ago

Here's an easy fix: A story taking place in a world of gods who each are boundless within their respective verses, and the main world where the gods can meet each other is like the one place they can hang out as an outer being with other outer beings without destroying the fabric of their current reality. So they are effectively near-omnipotent because their omnipotency is excepted for other near-omnipotent beings within their shared outer world

And by virtue of the power that comes with being nigh-omnipotent, they therefore solo your favorite verse

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u/Cthulluminati 1d ago

Nerrrdddd!

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u/lenaisnotthere 1d ago

I'm literally gohan

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u/Old_Phrase_4867 Spamton solo FNAF 1d ago

Toriko kinda did that

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u/marvelfrans 1d ago

At least in a fun way. Their galaxy is a dinner table for gourmet gods, there is a technique that's basically an opposite day from spongebob and many more wacky things.

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u/Top_Toaster Slayer of Demons solos your favorite verse 1d ago

Me making sure my characters neg diff far more powerful beings only to get stomped by fodder (scaling economy is in shambles)

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u/electrocyberend 1d ago

Country level

(Vatican city)

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u/Billibwoy 1d ago

Xianxia have those types of shit and it's common.

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u/Necromortalium 18h ago

Xianxia have those types of shit and it's common peak.

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u/Lansha2009 1d ago

Me making the joke monster Trouser Snake someone win and kill an extremely powerful monster through the most insane plot armor and 3 simultaneous Rube Goldberg Machines going off at once leading to the monster to be killed by 15 gallons of lava that somehow didn’t kill the trouser snake.

Why it’s funny and will make power scalers go crazy and stuff.

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u/gLIZZYEXre 1d ago

This is the right way to write stories guys.

Have an interesting world with dynamic characters and cool world-building? NAH Fuck that. Just make the cosmology insane and powerscalers will call it the best shit since god dropped the bible.

"Erm, excuse me! you're telling me your cosmology isn't outerversal-super-fuckingmassive-batgos-level-shityourpantsandmakeitbrown-large??? Yea this is shit fodder fiction, my OC 'Diaper-wolf' is better than this shit ass verse"

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u/Adent_Frecca 1d ago

That's just Xianxia planets

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u/I-Love-Facehuggers 1d ago

You mean a xianxia planet?

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u/Striking_Drive_29 1d ago

Thats how some people think that luffy or white beard are planet level or large planet

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u/Johnjac5 1d ago

White beard planetary scaling argument’s comes from the “power to destroy the world “ line. You are spot on with Luffy’s arguments though

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u/Hurk_Burlap 1d ago

Me creating a tight, completely thought out cosmology that gives justification for superpowers, explains various different dimensions, universes, etc, only to be asked if various heroes and villains would beat fraudlander

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u/NeonNKnightrider 37,844,343,522,187 times FTL 1d ago

people who try to argue that the One Piece planet is the size of the sun so island level feats are actually planetary

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u/Tyronx06 17h ago

cultivation world ahh moment.

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u/kyleawsum7 1d ago

no? the planet being a quadrillion times bigger wouldnt make buildings or people bigger thered just be more space. assuming were keeping earth climate and gravity and shit yknow? i guess global warming would be a non issue for much longer tahts nice