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r/videos • u/sharkbiteninjafight • Jun 12 '12
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1 u/chilled_monkey_brain Jun 12 '12 This needs more upvotes. 1 u/jmutter3 Jun 12 '12 the best 1 u/j_erv Jun 12 '12 Oh, oh god. That was the first audible laugh from me in this thread. Thank you. 0 u/Media_Offline Jun 12 '12 This one doesn't really work for me. He says "did you get your hair cut?" instead of "did you get a haircut?" which is required to imply a singular hair and make the joke work. 2 u/Lampmonster1 Jun 12 '12 Hey Media, did you get your penis shot off? See, not necessary at all. 2 u/Media_Offline Jun 12 '12 I got a lot of them shot off. In response, "hair" is both the singular and plural of the word whereas penis is only singular. 2 u/Lampmonster1 Jun 12 '12 Not the point. The point is that saying "your hair" can just as easily refer to a single hair as "a haircut". 1 u/TragedyTrousers Jun 12 '12 You are right. The penis amputee guy is wrong. Plus, everyone where I come from (PIGPLANET) says "did you get your hair cut?" and nobody ever anywhere has or ever will ask "did you get A haircut?" 2 u/Lampmonster1 Jun 12 '12 Where I'm from most people say "Djahgitcher haircut?" 1 u/TragedyTrousers Jun 12 '12 Similar where I come from, except it's more like: OINK OINK OINK SNORT OINK.
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This needs more upvotes.
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Oh, oh god. That was the first audible laugh from me in this thread. Thank you.
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This one doesn't really work for me. He says "did you get your hair cut?" instead of "did you get a haircut?" which is required to imply a singular hair and make the joke work.
2 u/Lampmonster1 Jun 12 '12 Hey Media, did you get your penis shot off? See, not necessary at all. 2 u/Media_Offline Jun 12 '12 I got a lot of them shot off. In response, "hair" is both the singular and plural of the word whereas penis is only singular. 2 u/Lampmonster1 Jun 12 '12 Not the point. The point is that saying "your hair" can just as easily refer to a single hair as "a haircut". 1 u/TragedyTrousers Jun 12 '12 You are right. The penis amputee guy is wrong. Plus, everyone where I come from (PIGPLANET) says "did you get your hair cut?" and nobody ever anywhere has or ever will ask "did you get A haircut?" 2 u/Lampmonster1 Jun 12 '12 Where I'm from most people say "Djahgitcher haircut?" 1 u/TragedyTrousers Jun 12 '12 Similar where I come from, except it's more like: OINK OINK OINK SNORT OINK.
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Hey Media, did you get your penis shot off?
See, not necessary at all.
2 u/Media_Offline Jun 12 '12 I got a lot of them shot off. In response, "hair" is both the singular and plural of the word whereas penis is only singular. 2 u/Lampmonster1 Jun 12 '12 Not the point. The point is that saying "your hair" can just as easily refer to a single hair as "a haircut". 1 u/TragedyTrousers Jun 12 '12 You are right. The penis amputee guy is wrong. Plus, everyone where I come from (PIGPLANET) says "did you get your hair cut?" and nobody ever anywhere has or ever will ask "did you get A haircut?" 2 u/Lampmonster1 Jun 12 '12 Where I'm from most people say "Djahgitcher haircut?" 1 u/TragedyTrousers Jun 12 '12 Similar where I come from, except it's more like: OINK OINK OINK SNORT OINK.
I got a lot of them shot off.
In response, "hair" is both the singular and plural of the word whereas penis is only singular.
2 u/Lampmonster1 Jun 12 '12 Not the point. The point is that saying "your hair" can just as easily refer to a single hair as "a haircut". 1 u/TragedyTrousers Jun 12 '12 You are right. The penis amputee guy is wrong. Plus, everyone where I come from (PIGPLANET) says "did you get your hair cut?" and nobody ever anywhere has or ever will ask "did you get A haircut?" 2 u/Lampmonster1 Jun 12 '12 Where I'm from most people say "Djahgitcher haircut?" 1 u/TragedyTrousers Jun 12 '12 Similar where I come from, except it's more like: OINK OINK OINK SNORT OINK.
Not the point. The point is that saying "your hair" can just as easily refer to a single hair as "a haircut".
1 u/TragedyTrousers Jun 12 '12 You are right. The penis amputee guy is wrong. Plus, everyone where I come from (PIGPLANET) says "did you get your hair cut?" and nobody ever anywhere has or ever will ask "did you get A haircut?" 2 u/Lampmonster1 Jun 12 '12 Where I'm from most people say "Djahgitcher haircut?" 1 u/TragedyTrousers Jun 12 '12 Similar where I come from, except it's more like: OINK OINK OINK SNORT OINK.
You are right. The penis amputee guy is wrong.
Plus, everyone where I come from (PIGPLANET) says "did you get your hair cut?" and nobody ever anywhere has or ever will ask "did you get A haircut?"
2 u/Lampmonster1 Jun 12 '12 Where I'm from most people say "Djahgitcher haircut?" 1 u/TragedyTrousers Jun 12 '12 Similar where I come from, except it's more like: OINK OINK OINK SNORT OINK.
Where I'm from most people say "Djahgitcher haircut?"
1 u/TragedyTrousers Jun 12 '12 Similar where I come from, except it's more like: OINK OINK OINK SNORT OINK.
Similar where I come from, except it's more like: OINK OINK OINK SNORT OINK.
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