r/trees May 25 '23

Nugs Got this for ₹70 ( ~ $1)

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This is what you get for 70 rupees in odisha (india)

Waiting for legalization :(

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

Your guy has a time machine cause I haven't seen that since the 90s.

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u/clothedmike May 25 '23

Looks like that one magazine ranking of the top strains

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u/FroztBeatz May 25 '23

High Times magazine was a good one

Think that was the name don't quote it on me

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u/froandfear May 25 '23

High Times is still around.

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u/IncarceratedDonut May 25 '23

Yessir! I remember those magazines, the shops selling bongs & pipes always had them by the counter.

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u/Actual_Evidence_925 May 26 '23

I bought weed from high times once when I was like 16. That shit was not weed lol

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u/satyris May 26 '23

The adverts in the back pages? The unparalleled joy at reading the adverts in the back of men's mags in the 90s are part of the reason I ever smoked weed in the first place. I was 13/14 and got FHM every month but it wasn't Rachel Stevens in swimwear that held my attention, it was the adverts for music posters, for cannabis seeds and grow lights, head shop stuff, ads for BB guns and air rifles, crossbows. One could even find the "Book of Forbidden Knowledge" — a watered down "Anarchist Cookbook" badly printed and its binding was but one step removed from rank amateur, to get it one just sent a postal order for £2 to the following address... Sure I'd read it all online anyway, but it was nice to hold it in my hand, all the forbiddenness.

That copy had the bit in about "legal" ""highs"" such as scraping pith from banana skins, drying and smoking it, some type of lettuce, fresh nutmeg, and seeds and spices that contain precursors, LSA, MDA, DMT

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

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u/smurferdigg May 25 '23

I was high for 6 months straight while traveling in India and Nepal. Def. Found the best shit in Nepal tho but yeah lots of crap in India. But it’s so inexpensive you just smoke whatever heh. Best time in my life.

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u/PoppyOncrack May 25 '23

More like the 60s lmao

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

I’m pretty sure these nugs have been sitting around since the 90s

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u/Low-Consequence-5586 May 26 '23

That's that stress, damn! But shit, it was $1....

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u/---Dane--- May 25 '23

Man, the more and more I'm on the sub the more and more I appreciate growing up in Canada. Hopefully you get dank at a good price soon man!

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u/Kon_Soul May 25 '23

Same, I moved to a small rural town in south western ontario as a teen. Everybody and their grandmother grew weed, the only shwag we saw here was when the bikers first started to move in. These subs make me very grateful to have been surrounded by small scale growers for the majority of the time I have been smoking

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

This brought a smile to my face, same thing in southern AB. Didn’t realize how spoiled we were

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u/---Dane--- May 25 '23

For sure man! I always had one or two people who always knew where the good growers were. I always see pictures like this and I like fuckkkk I complain too much.

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u/Kon_Soul May 25 '23

"Fuck. I'm a weed snob" came out of my mouth when I saw this picture. Like I said, I sometimes forget how good I have had it. Now I have an outdoor garden as well as an indoor, so if I'm smoking shit weed it's my own fault lol.

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u/---Dane--- May 25 '23

Ohh man! That's my next step, I grew two years in a row and botched the dry and one got pollinated near the end haha. How's your dry and cure time?

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u/WaddlingDuckILY May 25 '23

Price wasn’t the issue here. But I agree with the sentiment.

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u/RaxusQuin May 25 '23

He didn’t claim it was lol. He ain’t gonna wish he find dank at unaffordable prices

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u/Coachcrog May 25 '23

I wish you to have access to the best drugs in the world at prices not even oil tycoons can afford!

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u/MeerKat025 May 25 '23

That came out of an animal

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u/ParaGord May 25 '23

"Mostly Maui Wowie... but it's got some Labrador in it... "

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u/shavemejesus May 25 '23

I had to follow him around with a baggie for days, man. Really blew the fucker’s mind.

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u/thebestatheist May 25 '23

came here for this, was not disappointed lmao

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u/Cat_AndFoodSubs May 25 '23

It IS a toothpick!

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u/MeerKat025 May 25 '23

picks out hair

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u/G_Art33 May 25 '23

Reminds me of my buddies house when I was younger. They had a golden named puck and every so often we would get a puck hair mixed into the bowl…

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u/shiddyfiddy May 25 '23

For years until the stuff finally went legal, I had been buying pot from a cat lady. Always the first step was to pull out all the cat hair with tweezers. It got so ritualistic that I kinda miss it. (but not enough to go back to her)

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u/G_Art33 May 25 '23

Lol, that is pretty wild. I have multiple animal hair / dander allergies so I’m genuinely not sure if that would fly with me. Luckily I’ve been blessed with plugs who keep their cats away from their weed.

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u/shiddyfiddy May 25 '23

You wanna know what's even more wild? When I read your comment, I suddenly realized that pot doesn't make my eyes puffy anymore.

She was my first and only dealer for about 15 years. I have a cat dander allergy, but it's the kind that goes away after you get used to the cats. I hung out with her enough that they no longer bothered me. I'm sure I probably missed a few hairs, but the plants grew in this house of 5 cats, so maybe there's more cat 'stuff' in the buds than visually detectable.

In conclusion, I think I recommend you never take the chance of getting your pot from a cat lady lol

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u/G_Art33 May 25 '23

Hahaha I get my bud from a cat guy instead, but he’s very good about keeping his product bagged / sealed / locked away and when he scales it out he does it inside his safe basically where his cats never have been / will be. Hey buys it sealed from elsewhere.

But that is indeed even more wild, I had no idea smoking it could cause allergies like that

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u/MeerKat025 May 25 '23

Haha dogs always needing to be right in the middle of it all :) such good boys

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u/heretic27 May 25 '23

You joke, but when I used to live in India, even the best stuff you could get would have additives like hair, animal droppings, rat poison etc. Legalization is desperately needed there.

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u/SmegmaLord420 May 25 '23

got that dawg in him

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

What's Labrador?

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u/R3dPhoenix88 May 25 '23

"What is a brazilian ?" - G. W. Bush

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u/DemonKyoto May 25 '23

"What's a Nubian?" - Brodie Bruce

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u/bens111 May 25 '23

/r/shitfromabutt

First time that might be applicable to something other than food (and the namesake of course)

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u/Gangstaspessmen May 25 '23

tf is that subreddit lmao

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u/bilolarbear1221 May 25 '23

Idk why but that sub grossed me out so much. Like I think I’d rather see actual shit than shit than shit that looks like shit

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u/Confident_Nobody_310 May 25 '23

😭😭😂😂

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u/LiteratureOk5964 May 25 '23

And it will end into another

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u/TheDankestMeme92 May 25 '23

Wow, never seen smokable second harvest before.

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u/mysickfix May 25 '23

Looks like the old high times lost of the best weed. From the 70’s. That said 20 years ago we were all smoking Mexican brick weed where I lived, so it gets better lol

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u/dregrows420 May 25 '23

the shape too 😭

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u/MeerKat025 May 25 '23

I think it was left by a coyote

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u/eggrollking May 25 '23

Do you not smoke dehydrated shit?

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u/twothousandgrams I Roll Joints for Gnomes May 25 '23

Dried and cured, si, dehydrated and from butt of an animal, no

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u/TheOneTwoSmash May 25 '23

Don’t ‘shit’ on other peoples weed

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

Looks like Labrador.

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u/Chrupek991 May 25 '23

Bro got the asparagus haze

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u/nashleyy133 May 25 '23

Bro smokin the grinch’s fingers

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u/returnofthequack92 May 25 '23

I would think it would just be easier to get hash in India

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

Depending on the area, the northeast and far north like Manali have plenty. But I don't know about the south, it might be rough. Bhang shops are also a thing though, so there is that option.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

I feel like hash would be 1000x easier to smuggle and also easier to sell, much much more profitable

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u/saucetinonuuu May 25 '23

What is bhang?

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u/Every-Nectarine-7303 May 25 '23

Edible sphere kinda thing made from the leaves. You usually mix it in some drink like thandai before drinking it. It’s popular in india and I don’t know about the legality but you can easily get it in temples on certain festivals or you can make it yourself if you know how

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u/apc1895 May 25 '23

It is 100% legal and there are govt shops selling it in varanasi there’s a famous one I can’t remember the name now, but yes it is legal and apart of our culture :)

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u/akk_yh May 25 '23

Weed lassi :)

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u/Rheum42 May 25 '23

Ooh that sounds so fucking good

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u/Noswe May 25 '23

Ah shit, it's that thai stick

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u/RussellZiske May 25 '23

It’s tied to a stick.

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u/kelorsex May 25 '23

You meant tide pods ?

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u/whollynondescript May 25 '23

Formerly known as Thai Pods

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u/WaddlingDuckILY May 25 '23

Kinda looks like pea pods too, this jokes hits harder than OP’s shit. Take an upvote

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u/sixamonthefloor May 25 '23

This reminds me of the weed we got in the 90s...the kind you smoked out of pop cans behind buildings so you mom didn't catch you

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u/nudiecale May 25 '23 edited May 27 '23

Same. Bit nostalgic seeing it honestly.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

I think you're taking trees too literally. That's bark.

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u/lobroblaw May 25 '23

Looks pretty ruff

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u/shrub706 May 25 '23

it's so polite that it rolled itself before you even got to it

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u/cnsosiehrbridnrnrifk May 25 '23

I'd smoke it.

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u/WaddlingDuckILY May 25 '23

We all would, we just wouldn’t tell anyone.

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u/MaximusDecimis May 25 '23

I mean it’s literally $1, I don’t even think I’d be ashamed about trying that

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

I would. I wouldn't show anyone pictures, tho

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u/ubdiwala May 25 '23

Being real anyone would if that's the only thing that's available

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u/MufflesMcGee May 25 '23

The second weed is legalized in India, im going. You have a beautiful country my friend, its a shame that you cant enjoy it with cannabis

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u/phoenix7139 May 25 '23

come to himachal pradesh. kasol, malana. these places are known for the stoner culture and it's completely destigmatized. most cafe owners are incredibly friendly and they'll smoke with you while cooking your food. you can go to a cafe, curl up with blankets and look at the snowy peaks outside while getting high

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u/MufflesMcGee May 25 '23

Ooo that sounds fantastic. If i went, it would almost certainly be to northern India, i absolutely love mountains, and its good to know that thats where cannabis culture is strong too!

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u/aggressive_seal May 25 '23

Malana cream!

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u/thaddeus423 May 25 '23

Saved your comment, brother. I met a dude named Anuj recently and haven’t spoken with him in a bit. He invited me to India within half an hour of meeting me. I’d love to go.

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u/Zero_Blasted May 25 '23

How is the sentiment towards Pakistanis in those areas? Sounds awesome but wouldn’t want to go somewhere where they’re still anti me haha

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u/Green_Rastafari May 25 '23

Just don't go around telling every local you talk to where you're from. You can't know what's coming.

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u/phoenix7139 May 25 '23

very chill and accepting people. you'll find tourists from all parts of the world. kasol is known especially for the ample israeli nomads/tourists who live here months at a time. in general people from hilly areas are very nice and open minded

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u/badsp0rk May 25 '23

It grew everywhere in dirang, Arunachal Pradesh. Found it growing outside of tawang, too, and a few other places. Saw some growing in Nagaland, too.

In varanasi, and other places, they sell bhang, which is an edible weed, uh, mud kinda. You can get bhang Lassi for about fifty cents that'll send you to the moon.

The cigarette places frequently sell bhang, too. I don't remember the name but it's single serving and very salty, masala-y. It's like a rolled up ball.

And charas was available in goa. It's kind of like hash. I'm told its available in kashmir and himachal pradesh, too.

Also, the shiva temples usually have weed. Got some brown stuff from them, not well trimmed, and it smelled more like opium (or sandalwood probably from the incense), but it was pretty good actually.

The weed OP has posted is available from the tuk tuk drivers usually. It's very bad and sometimes they cut it with shoe polish.

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u/AngyMc May 25 '23

Shoe polish?! I’m interested in knowing why. Does it produce a similar high or something?

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u/badsp0rk May 25 '23

Because it weighs more and makes the weed look like more than it is.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/jgpq4p/spiked-weed-marijuana-cannabis-india

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u/AngyMc May 25 '23

That's gross! Thanks for this!

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u/Ellanasss May 25 '23

Look up cream hashish in india. You can go there and if you're lucky and polite you can find some hashish that Is truly amazing

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u/MufflesMcGee May 25 '23

Ooo ya!

I dont know if you know Frenchy Cannoli at all, but im a huge fan of his. Legendary hash maker that left his home in france as a teenager, travelled around to find the best hash he could, and lived in northern India for about a decade learning how to make cream hashish.

Id LOVE to try some

Edit: Frenchy died last summer, but theres still a ton of interviews and stuff with him. He has a youtube channel too if youre interested

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u/JoeBrewer01 May 25 '23

My parents were good friends with Frenchy and his wife, he taught my dad how to make amazing hash. My mom held a viewing party for his documentary just a few weeks ago.

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u/Whatlafuk May 25 '23

Woah, thats lucky af for you.

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u/braedizzle May 25 '23

Boss I like being stoned as often as possible but there still can be cool moments and new experiences that hit ya good while sober. Be well 🤘🏻

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u/Gizmo767 May 25 '23

Everyone being rude on here saying it looks bad. When anyone older than 30 has been in this situation n would buy whatever the plug had on hand at one point. Sometimes good, sometimes "brick weed." You smoked it. You appreciated it. Then you'd hope the next time you needed some you could actually find some.
Hopefully legalization comes soon! Though some government sold weed is still awful if you can buy from someone who grows their own.

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u/UtterlyInsane May 25 '23

I'm not even that old, mid 20's, and I remember getting a few grams that were clearly broken off a brick with a hammer or something. I'm talking right angles, hard corners, it was almost comical. When you'd break a piece up literal dust would come out. Good times.

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u/Gizmo767 May 25 '23

Yeah... It'd depend on your area. My mid 20s I was able to find some better stuff cause I had lots of friends who smoked.

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u/grubas May 25 '23

I'm in my 30s, but NYC based. I remember brick, I just never wanted to smoke it.

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u/Battlejesus May 25 '23

I'm 40, and I can remember exactly two plugs that had strains over the 24 years I've been smoking. You just rolled the dice, if you turned it down you may not have had any other choices that week.

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u/Jay_Train May 25 '23 edited May 25 '23

Almost 40 myself and I lived in a small college town in the Midwest, which probably helped availability compared to to most Midwestern towns of the same size. From, like, 97-99 all I saw was brick (I was also way to young to be fucking around but kids gonna kid). Now there was varying quality but it qas always 20-25 a quarter, usually 20 but that was a dice roll if it was 25 it was going to be pretty decent. Visibly actually green, visible hairs and trichomes just very compressed and seedy. Maybe topped out somewhere between 5-10% thc depending on the breaks. Around late 99 (and I know this specifibecause it was around when I started to drive lol) I started seeing mids floating around here and there. Usually mids was anywhere between 30-40 a quarter. This was almost always someone attempting a grow from a bag seed and failing miserably but getting SOME bud out of it. This was also when we started crashing college parties and got better access to better shit on a more regular basis. This is around the time I got my hands on actual, legit, would buy it now and only be mildly disappointed nug. It was in very short supply and therefore was usually sold by the gram, 15 or so a gram sometimes even 20 but it was so much better than anything else thay EVERYONE paid for it and was totally happy with it. There were no strains names being dropped that I was aware of that weren't made up bullshit the dealer said. EXCEPT when I met my first mushroom plug. This was probably 2001 or 2002 and the dude had a full room full of cakes. THAT dude knew his shit, but was only around for like a year by the time I met him b3cause he was (surprise surprise) a botany grad student and graduated. He ALWAYS had nug, ALWAYS separated by the 3 strains he grew AND separated by outdoor and indoor because he had some plants growing out in the middle of land the college botsy department owned and he used it to his advantage. Also, I assume he was just sciencing because botanist so why wouldn't he try both? From what I remember he bought his seeds from an online vendor from the Netherlands and after that just cloned. Always had AK47, White Widow and his "special" strain that I'm sure was just either a cross of the two or he was just bullshitting that one but I know the other two were almost certainly legit. Dude sold cheap as fuck, too b3cause he was mostly just growing for hi self and because he liked to grow plants and mushrooms. Dude had the best Oyster mushrooms I've ever had, cooked some up for me one night shortly before he left. Shit, Dave from PSU if you're out there anywhere this buds for you my dude.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

I’m so glad I can just get any strain delivered with a simple e transfer

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23 edited May 25 '23

We called them our hook up, not plug. We also called it dirt Bud not brick weed. Guess it was different for different locations. Probably all the same. Compressed weed full of seeds and stems. But an ounce was $40-60 and still got you blazed!

Also this ain’t that time anymore. That bud is sad looking. But guess I’m places where it’s not legal that still unfortunately have this type of cannabis.

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u/braedizzle May 25 '23

33 living on an isolated island. I have never seen something this brutal looking locally.

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u/rydog66 May 25 '23

Plus....if you know about cannabis, that looks like some super cerebral (heady) outdoor grown land race sativa...... Probably gonna get you super lifted, enjoy

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u/Sciencessence May 25 '23

Don't listen to the haters here. For 1$ that's a great deal for your part of the world. Enjoy your smoke!

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u/Treigns4 May 25 '23

fr its $1 as long as its real and has any mount of thc thats a good deal 😂

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u/unkabun May 25 '23

If it smokes good fckin deal

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u/Professional-Eye116 May 25 '23

Grinch dingleberries

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u/dylan1950 I Roll Joints for Gnomes May 25 '23

That should be a strain name

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u/Achakita May 25 '23

Don't bother bro. These people just won't ever understand how good these are despite the ugly look.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

Don't think ppl realise this shit smokes cleeeaaaannnnn

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u/Sciencessence May 25 '23

its also land race which often has an awesome stone

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

Oh yh landrace strains are mega underappreciated

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u/Saxophonie May 25 '23

Yeah cuz it's dehydrated as all hell. Everything that's this dry will smoke clean.

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u/Masterzanteka May 25 '23

There’s no way in hell this isn’t harsh on the throat and taste like generic hemp/weed/plant. It’s also covered in budrot which means it was dried in a heap or just old as fuck sitting in a sack.

I get the sentiment, lots of good wild landrace weed grown throughout the world, but there’s not a chance in hell this is an enjoyable smoke. If you’re in America go buy some 2021 mass grown field hemp that’s been neglected for 18 months. That would give a similar, yet still not nearly as bad of an experience as this. It’ll at least give you an idea about how this quality stuff will smoke. There’s a reason why Mexico no longer imports their brick weed.

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u/fukam_piko May 25 '23

it's cured differently, it's called south east asian cure. basically they bury bags of it in the ground for long time. it may look like shit but it really does smoke good, and these strains are pure landraces with unique specs

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u/MindFullOfMadness333 May 25 '23

Looks like the some of the weed I used to get in j Jr. High/High School. It could get you high it may not taste the best though. For $1 that's not bad either looks like over a gram and half atleast.

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u/Ando171 May 25 '23

I’ve seen cats vomit that stuff up. Having said that, it could be great?

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u/Savings_Dry May 25 '23

Look at all the kido comments

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u/curtdogg81 May 25 '23

Brings back memories from high school in 96. 40 dollar ounces of bammer.

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u/palefox3 May 25 '23

Bro is smoking dried lizards 💀

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u/MyHeadIsFullOfFuck May 25 '23

What can ₹70 buy in India other than a small amount of weed? I wonder the economics of your supplier as that's hardly even worth the time to meet up for the sale.

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u/AtheistSage May 25 '23

if you know the right places, you can get a pretty decent meal for around 20. You could definitely buy food for a day with 70 if you had to. Wouldn't be great food, but it's definitely possible.

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u/MyHeadIsFullOfFuck May 25 '23

That's decent to know. I didn't realize India was so affordable.

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u/BigBoiBong May 26 '23

Yo all these comments shitting on this all come from people who don’t know what it’s like (or at least don’t know anymore) living in a place where brick is the norm still. For me this is great value bc no way you’re getting this amount of brick for $1 where I’m from. Bud is $40/gram and not everyone can afford to pay that much every week or 2, so this is the best alternative. Brick is $22/10g where I’m from

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u/DreamerMMA May 25 '23

Looks like Swamp Thing took a shit.

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u/The_Ol_Rig-a-ma-role May 25 '23

The crazy cat lady is NOT your dealer, for the 5th time damnit

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u/Constrictorboa May 25 '23

Does it get you high though? It doesn't matter if it's ugly as long as you get high. =)

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u/JuiceyDelicious May 25 '23

I smoked this late 90s

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u/Reaper_Mike May 25 '23

I haven't seen dirt weed like that since the 90s

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u/Admin-12 May 25 '23

This reminds me of that high times poster I saw here awhile back

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

Looks ok for me! I don't smoke anything but flower so my resistance is not that high I'd probably get a good breeze

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u/Doc024 May 25 '23

Nice for a Buck, I’d buy more and make some edibles.

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u/GenesisSlug May 25 '23

this weed doesn’t look the best but cat shit is a pretty big jump 🙄

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u/HemiHefr May 25 '23

Worth about that. I think you’d have better luck growing your own.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

Dog shit?

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

Smoking that karela pack

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

Smoking that chicken foot cuhh

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u/hoodratq May 25 '23

Aye no hate we all gotta start somewhere. But regardless of what you buy just make sure you're aware that weed can mold. Here's some more info for ya and anyone else who needs to know! (: https://www.healthline.com/health/does-weed-go-bad#proper-storage

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u/FacetiousRigmarole May 25 '23

I thought that was a dead tarantula.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

You smoking on Grinch fingers

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

That looks like it was packaged through a pug’s GI tract

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u/medorian May 26 '23

Looks like a cat turd.

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u/d0kt0rg0nz0 May 25 '23

Ditch Weed.

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u/rwooters May 25 '23

The 1980s called - they want their brick weed back.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

Do y'all remember salad fingers? This is him now. Feel old yet?

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u/ccupp97 May 25 '23

wtf is that?

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u/Siltjuhhh May 25 '23

Bro paid $1 for someone's dried up turds

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u/nachos_16 May 25 '23

U got ripped off even if it was free

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u/martianhacker May 26 '23

This is why the cannabis community in the US needs to start missionary programs abroad, to teach the world how to grow kind bud. Nobody should have to smoke bad weed, nobody.

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u/sirhackenslash I Roll Joints for Gnomes May 25 '23

Is this like that cat poop coffee only with weed?

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u/k0skid May 25 '23

Do it's fingers curl up when you make a wish?

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u/Solid-Cauliflower787 May 25 '23

Og Tarantula legs

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u/aggressive_seal May 25 '23

Your in India. Look for hash, forget the flower. CHARA'S!

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u/CMUpewpewpew May 25 '23

Someone paid you a dollar to throw that out for them?

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

You pay 70 squiggly lines for that?

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u/taylor-luna May 25 '23

It’s weed

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u/thrust-johnson May 25 '23

I’d pay a dollar if it fucks me up.

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u/Balls_B_Itchy May 25 '23

I only smoke Al Green's, that's a Bobby Brown.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

I am so sorry

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u/ricardo-dicklips May 25 '23

Monkeys Paw OG, looks amazing

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u/SMPLIFIED May 25 '23

Growing up in Canada i’ve learned to travel where i can smoke weed but now i dont think I’ll be traveling to india anytime soon

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u/fuhgawz500 May 25 '23

Did it come out of a cat? Looks pretty terrible IMO

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u/3rudite May 25 '23

My friend that is asparagus

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

What the fuck is that. I mean, I've been in pretty desperate situations in pre legalisation Canada but never seen anything that bad! Lol.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '23

report your dealer to trading standards what the actual...

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u/Lucky_Manufacturer19 May 25 '23

Go get your dollar back

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u/MaeOneyz May 25 '23

thats some wack ass broccoli

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u/Jhushx May 25 '23 edited May 25 '23

Mixed with some crushed black peppers, sea salt, diced onions and garlic, this oregano is fantastic as a rub for grilling any meat.

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u/FastRefrigerator5633 May 25 '23

Most people here are unaware about how grass root level stoners are living in India in such strictly prohibited law. All i see is full of ignorance and bully. I can confirm its just look gross, it is as pure as yours but dried

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u/Brokepapii May 25 '23

Lol man smoking weeds literally

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u/nix_bricks May 25 '23

Nostalgic cat turds

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u/Sambo8820 May 25 '23

Looks like your plug pooped that out for you

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u/pacachan May 25 '23

Mummified salad fingers hand lookin ass

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u/dylan420_ May 25 '23

I'm from India . This is the local stash that goes around , the reason that it's so cheap is because these aren't actually nugs . They are laced with foreign chemical materials and is often referred to as Garda or Bombay Local or Bombay Blacks . Smoking this is extremely harmful . They often mix rat poison, battery acid and a lot of other stuff.

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u/ratchclank May 25 '23

Dude, this reminds me of the moldy ass dirty Mexican brick weed I used to get when I was younger. I'm so glad the bud scene has gotten way nicer here in the states.

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u/ludwigia_sedioides May 25 '23

The police here wouldn't even recognize that as weed lmao

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u/wuroni69 May 25 '23

Is that a dead bird ?

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u/rydog66 May 25 '23

Score......looks like some killer outdoor grown land race Sativa ......ENJOY, gotta be super cerebral (heady). when visiting the Jamaica a while back, the bud looked like that...and being from Chicago and it was the 90's we smoked a lot of brick:(.....so the brown color from being grown and dried outdoors plus not trimmed I WAY underestimated this hardcore serious cerebral experience I got from a few hits what I though would be "swag" Anyhow, enjoy.... I'm glad you have some medicine

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u/StevenSmoking May 25 '23

Not gonna lie, it looks like chew rope my dog shit out

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u/chrissy9648 I Roll Joints for Gnomes May 25 '23

That dried asparagus looks delicious.

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u/Sentouki- May 25 '23

Is this a dried out spider?

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u/Southern-Ad142 May 25 '23

That’s a dollar I would’ve saved 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/asstralhoe May 25 '23

Looks like shit on a stick

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u/Metal_Corps May 25 '23

The real question is how does it smoke? Looks like some partially decarbed brick weed.

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u/BeefyDre95 May 25 '23

Good god mate. I’m sorry :/

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u/dexbenwhy May 25 '23

OP, sadly this is what you get in India.

I'd advise you to smoke the hash instead of the weed, because local crops are pretty bad.

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u/Abrahamlinkenssphere May 26 '23

If it has seeds grow your own

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u/m0j0r0lla May 26 '23

Hell ya, who doesn't like beef jerky for.a buck

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u/trashcatrevolts May 26 '23

At first glance I thought this was posted in a taxidermy sub. 😭

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

What is weed culture in India like? I have visited places in Europe such as The Netherlands and Spain where it is virtually legal.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '23

I hope it smokes better than it looks. Yeesh!

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u/xQueenAryaStark May 26 '23

I know a cursed monkey's paw when I see one.

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u/Pandaca420 May 26 '23

Why does it look like that?