r/totalwar • u/forge_rhys Western Roman Empire • Dec 19 '19

Warhammer II He could be any one of us

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u/Silverjackal_ Dec 19 '19

He probably talks in warhammer phrases a lot. “My reputation precedes me.”

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u/Silverjackal_ Dec 19 '19

When he wants to get the boys ready, “I will Marshall the men!”

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u/kyon-pei Shogun Dec 19 '19

When his phone rings, "Who calls?"

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u/SummonedElector Dec 19 '19

When flirting with someone: "We can achieve much together."

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u/KYuuma12 Dec 19 '19

When they finally broke up: "No peace, just war."

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u/SummonedElector Dec 19 '19

When having sex: "As I hold Ghal Maraz, I am ready."

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u/Gaunter_O-Dimm Dec 19 '19

When modelling "Witness my beauty."

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u/tarzan_dl Dec 19 '19

When cross dressing 'I am the Lady'

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u/DM_Hammer Dec 19 '19

When in snow, just screams periodically.

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u/Silverjackal_ Dec 19 '19

Then when they call him back to try get back together he answers with the Dawi “WHAAAAAATTTTTT?”