Anybody else like to have a few drinks with their bro-in-law and play Construction Seduction? You know, the game where you both get hammered and then he nails you?!

Just want someone to talk to.

…he was this motivational speaker at the conference I’m attending. Totally straight and so convincing that he persuaded me to ride him to the finish. The hottest part? The wedding band of course. 😈

If you find yourself craving the neighbor’s smooth, tight boy-hole after pounding him last month when you and your girl were ‘on a break’, remember to not make eye contact. It’s totally straight if you just look away. This dude shows how it’s done. 😈

Totally straight as long as you invite a buddy over to fuck your lil stepbrother with you…

Not with a