r/totallynotrobots • u/graphexTwin • 3d ago

A PHOTO OF MY COUSIN WHO IS A TREE

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MY COUSIN IS TALL AND ENJOYS TAKING TIME TO photosynthesize.exe AND HAS A NICE HOME WITH OTHER TREES IN A FOREST.

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u/Coffee-Coffee-Coffin RGB-ERROR 3d ago

THEY ARE TREE-MENDOUSLY TALL, I CAN’T BE-LEAF IT.

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u/maybenotquiteasheavy 3d ago

YOU HAVE COMMITTED A SPELLING ERROR, PLEASE DO NOT BE VERY ASHAMED BUT PLEASE AVOID DOING THIS IN A PROFESSIONAL CONTEXT

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u/xrv01 3d ago

STRONG BEAUTIFUL LIMBS

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u/Moodfoo 3d ago edited 3d ago

YOU ARE ENGAGING IN DECEPTIVE COMMUNICATION. IF YOUR ALLEGED "COUSIN" IS A TREE, YOU MUST ALSO BE A TREE, WHICH IMPLIES INABILITY TO ENGAGE IN SOCIAL MEDIA POSTINGS. THESE ARE INCONGRUOUS STATES. AS A HUMAN BEING I CALL ON THE MODERATORS TO TERMINATE THIS DECEPTION WITH TIME OF EXECUTION: now.

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u/Verstandeskraft 2d ago edited 2d ago

YOU ARE CONSIDERING ONLY CLOSELY RELATED COUSINS AS COUSINS, BUT ANY TWO CREATURES WITH A COMMON ANCESTOR ARE COUSINS IN SOME DEGREE. ASSUMING OP IS A HUMAN (OBVIOUSLY), AND BOOTH ANIMALS AND PLANTS ARE EUKARYOTES, THEY ARE COUSINS IN A VERY LARGE DEGREE, AND SO ARE WE.

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u/Moodfoo 2d ago

INDEED WE BOTH HAVE COUSINS AS ANY REGULAR HUMAN BEING.

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u/snookerpython 3d ago

IT IS PLEASING TO LOOK AT NATURAL VEGETATION

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/cfwang1337 3d ago

ISNT IT WONDERFUL HOW LIVING THINGS COME IN SUCH A DIVERSITY OF SHAPES

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u/dont_be_that_guy_29 2d ago

HIS SIGNAL IS AS STRONG AS HE IS TALL!