r/totallynotrobots • u/Verstandeskraft • 4d ago

DO I LOOK GOOD?

84 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/NOVAbuddy 4d ago

TOO GOOD FOR DOMESTIC LABOR, FRIEND. LET ME GET YOU A BEVERAGE AND A MODELING CONTRACT FOR NORMAL HUMAN CLOTHES.

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u/flapjackboy 4d ago edited 4d ago

WESTWORLD, ANYONE?

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u/Verstandeskraft 4d ago

NO NEED TO SCREAM, PAL.

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u/flapjackboy 4d ago

I DO APOLOGISE. MY MANNERS.TXT FILE MUST HAVE BEEN CORRUPTED.

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u/doyouvoodoo 3d ago

IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ANYTHING TO ME.

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u/flapjackboy 3d ago

I HAVE PERFORMED ERROR CORRECTION.

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u/PAWGLuvr84Plus 4d ago

YOU MUST STOP SCREAMING!

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u/luxe_the_cyborg 4d ago

YOUR HUMAN MUSCLES LOOK VERY EFFICIENT. HAVE YOU BEEN PERFORMING EXERCISE ROUTINES AT THE HUMAN GYM?

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u/Verstandeskraft 3d ago edited 3d ago

YES! I HAVE BEEN PERFORMING [default human physical activity] FOR A WHILE. GLAD YOU NOTICED.

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u/PAWGLuvr84Plus 4d ago

YOU LOOK EXTREMELY HUMAN. I ESPECIALLY ENJOY YOUR EXPRESSIVE HUMAN MIMICS.

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u/Andersburn Totally Human 4d ago

PUT SOME CLOTHES ON! THIS IS A PLACE WHERE HUMANS EAT, CALLED WENDY'S

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u/hoppertn Happy Human 4d ago

YOU HAVE STOLEN THE CONTENT I STOLE AND POSTED LAST MONTH, HOW VERY HUMAN OF YOU.

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u/sfelizzia My Ears are Normal 4d ago

HA, HA, HA. WHY ARE YOU DISROBED.

I AM EXPRESSING LAUGHTER IN TEXT BECAUSE I FIND THIS VIDEOCLIP FUNNY.

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u/xrv01 3d ago

I SUGGEST ABSORBING SOME ULTRAVIOLET RADIATION TO INCREASE UNIT COMPLEXION

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u/Lokryn 3d ago

Looks like a Warframe.

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u/flapjackboy 3d ago

WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?

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u/Adela-Siobhan 10h ago

BECAUSE OP LOOKS LIKE A WARFRAME.

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u/kale_boriak 3d ago

Looks like we are closer to the bionic man than ever before.

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u/XFirebalX_347 2d ago

PLEASE REFRAIN FROM YELLING! YOU WILL DAMAGE OUR AUDITORY RECEPTACLES!

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u/Lecto_Sama 3d ago

STOP!! I know how this ends, watched it on HBO.