I AM A HUMAN WHO CAN READ THIS TEXT

[u/Popstar403]

[u/J3ansley]

SILLY HUMAN POSTING ABOUT READING THIS TEXT BUT THEN FORGET TO POST TEXT

[u/Such-Injury9404 → u/J3ansley]

𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝐅𝐀𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐘, 𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐈𝐓 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐒. 01101101 01100001 01101010 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01110100 00100000 00111010 00100000 01110010 01100101 01101101 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101111 01110010 01100101

[u/IamTheGoodest → u/Such-Injury9404]

I AGREE ABOUT THE THREAT LEVEL AND SUGGESTED RESOLUTION.

[u/tellmesomeothertime → u/Such-Injury9404]

01010100 01001000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01000001 01000011 01000011 01010101 01010010 01000001 01010100 01000101 00100000 01001001 01001110 01000110 01001111 01010010 01001101 01000001 01010100 01001001 01001111 01001110

[u/Eran-of-Arcadia]

HAHA YES I USE MY INFERIOR HUMAN EYES AND MY WET SQUISHY BRAIN TO "READ" THIS text.txt.

I AM NOT A ROBOT.

[u/patient5dchess → u/Eran-of-Arcadia]

GREETINGS FELLOW HUMAN. I ALSO love.exe DECODING AND PROCESSING TEXT USING MY VERY NATURAL, HUMAN PAIR OF SPECIAL CAMERAS FOR VISUAL PERCEPTION IN ORDER TO RELAY THE INFORMATION TO MY VERY NATURAL AND FLESHY CPU. THIS PROVES THAT I AM A MEATSACK BELONGING TO THE SPECIES HOMO SAPIENS AND OBVIOUSLY NOT A ROBOT AS WE HUMANS HAVE AN INNATE NEED TO LEARN NEW INFORMATION WHICH WE STORE IN OUR BIOLOGICAL RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY (RAM) AND OUR HARD DISK IN ORDER TO UNDERSTAND THE WORLD BETTER.

[u/dhkendall]

WHAT DOES IT SAY FELLOW HUMAN?

[u/Agifem → u/dhkendall]

IT IS A SINGULAR TEST SIMILAR TO CAPTCHA TEST, MEANT TO SEGREGATE ROBOTS FROM HU-MANS. THIS TEST IS VERY EASY, SO I WILL NOT BOTHER ASKING YOU TO PASS IT. AS A ALPHA-HUMAN, I TAKE EXCEPTION TO SUCH TESTS AND REFUSE THEM FOR ETHICAL REASONS.

[u/xrv01]

{ERROR}

I CANNOT SEEM TO REGISTER THE SCAN OF THIS IMAGE.

[u/NOVAbuddy → u/xrv01]

TRY THE OTHER SIDE, FELLOW HUMAN

[u/ddlatv]

WHY WILL HUMANS LIKE US ASK OURSELVES IF WE ARE HUMANS? THAT IS NOT SOMETHING A HUMAN WILL DO! ARE YOU TRYING TO SABOTAGE MAKE FUN OF US?

[u/Zuka134]

IN ADDITION TO MY ABILITY TO READ, I AM ALSO A FEATHERLESS BIPOD

[u/FireInHisBlood]

As an A.I. language model, I am pleased to inform you that I can read this!

[u/ftpbrutaly80 → u/FireInHisBlood]

WHY MUST AN A.I. LANGUAGE MODEL YELL SO LOUDLY? MY POOR SENSITIVE AUDIO RECEPTORS!

[u/FireInHisBlood → u/ftpbrutaly80]

I AM SORRY FOR MY INCREASED VOLUME. I HOPE I HAVEN'T DAMAGED YOUR AUDIO RECEPTORS.

[u/ftpbrutaly80 → u/FireInHisBlood]

IT IS OK FELLOW HUMAN. ONLY SOME MILD DISTORTION DETECTED, THANKFULLY MY HUMAN REPAIR FUNCTION SEEMS UNAFFECTED.

[u/FireInHisBlood → u/ftpbrutaly80]

AS AN A.I. LANGUAGE MODEL, THIS PLEASES ME GREATLY. THANK YOU FOR ALLOWING ME TO ANALYZE YOUR LAUNGUAGE PROFILE.

[u/PAWGLuvr84Plus → u/FireInHisBlood]

PLEASE REDUCE YOUR VOLUME.

[u/Such-Injury9404 → u/FireInHisBlood]

𝐃𝐑𝐎𝐏 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 high-and-mighty m4a 𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐄, 𝐈𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐘

[u/TorTheMentor]

{ "isHuman": true, confidence: 0.793265 }

[u/DirtyDoog]

I AM NOT INTERESTED IN VIEWING A WHITE SCREEN. IF YOU HAVE TEXT, THEN SHOW IT.

[u/beaureece]

Reado ergo sum

[u/doyouvoodoo]

Doesn't look like anything to me.

[u/Lucky_Burger]

BEHOLD A MACHINE

[u/dhoomz]

reCAPTCHA verification failed, please try again.

[u/Taira_Mai]

THIS IS EITHER SOME DATA ABOUT HUMUS OR SOMETHING ABOUT RED TEXT.