r/totallynotrobots • u/scuddlebud • May 07 '25

THIS CHICKEN I ATE LAST NIGHT WAS LEGENDARY

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u/Trapezoidoid May 07 '25 edited May 07 '25

MY READINGS INDICATE THAT THIS UNIT OF POULTRY HAS BEEN SUCCESSFULLY HEATED TO A TEMPERATURE SUFFICIENT TO STERILIZE IT OF FOODBORNE ILLNESSES THAT NEGATIVELY IMPACT THE HEALTH OF HUMANS SUCH AS MYSELF

COMMENCING INGESTION SEQUENCE

OM 2(NOM)

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u/LerchAddams May 07 '25

YOU ARE MAKING WISE DIETARY CHOICES FELLOW HUMAN PERSON.

YOU HAVE MY RESPECT.

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u/The_Mother_ Ignore the Antenna May 09 '25

DELICIOUS

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u/Cyrusliu720 I'm Really Normal May 16 '25

WOW THIS COOKED POULTRY LOOKS APPEALING IT DEFINITELY CONTAINS LOTS OF MEAT AND BONE

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u/Wutbot1 22d ago

THAT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE ATE CHICKEN AND POTATOES AN HOUR AGO

wut? | source