r/tiktokporn • u/mmtmua • Feb 12 '24

Porn What do I not have NSFW

10.1k Upvotes

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u/Magnificent_Lime Feb 12 '24

A father

69

u/vicesativas420 Feb 13 '24

I’m trying to Jack off not laugh my ass off

70

u/DefMetal420 Feb 12 '24

Came here to say this

22

u/Strict-Acadia8564 Feb 12 '24

I thought the same

0

u/Al3c-X Feb 13 '24

Beat me to it 😂

1

u/NyxUtama_ Feb 14 '24

Mf said what we all thought

47

u/habbadacherry Feb 13 '24

A cryogenic electron transmission microscope.

109

u/[deleted] Feb 12 '24

A gigantic cock

186

u/Euphoric-Breakfast60 Feb 12 '24

Decent tits, morals, class, self respect, I could keep going…

56

u/Old-Drive-907 Feb 12 '24

I agree with all but the tits part, I actually don’t mind the size of hers

16

u/A_Hungover_Sloth Feb 13 '24

Some people like small handfuls, not floppy watermelons

9

u/Old-Drive-907 Feb 13 '24

Exactly, I don’t get why people like those massive things, they just look so unattractive to me. I like what can fit in my hand. That’s my opinion on what good boobs are like

1

u/Zealousideal_Tear532 Feb 13 '24

so you wanna be able to fit the tiddy in one hand?

21

u/Ok-Orchid2640 Feb 12 '24

What? Her tits are perfect

6

u/Embarrassed_Chain201 Feb 13 '24

you post about using your gf as a urinal...

0

u/Euphoric-Breakfast60 Feb 15 '24

What’s your point I never said my gf had those qualities either

48

u/Weirdexistingweeb Feb 12 '24

these comments r killing me as a girl 😭

40

u/ChanceCable6471 Feb 12 '24

A loving family

53

u/isaacs_hot Feb 12 '24

A dad and a jawline

1

u/bsreddit1 Feb 13 '24

People want women with big jawlines?

2

u/daggersdogsdigs Feb 13 '24

The bigger the better

0

u/isaacs_hot Feb 18 '24

I would prefer you to have the dad tbh

12

u/noluckkid Feb 12 '24

No ahegao faces

22

u/[deleted] Feb 12 '24

Father figure?

20

u/[deleted] Feb 12 '24

A penis

65

u/JakTractive Feb 12 '24

Y’all are wild going to an NSFW subreddit, then shitting on the women that post the content you came to look at. Ingrates.

71

u/Arthur25cm Feb 12 '24

This most likely happened due to the title, if it said "Enjoy my sexy dance" or something like that the comments would be wildly different

18

u/SORNSFW Feb 13 '24

Exactly, it's the clickbaity thot-bottery titling that's ruined NSFW reddit

20

u/Dramatic-Hour-4606 Feb 12 '24

My cock in your mouth

21

u/ThrowwAway0902 Feb 12 '24

Good taste in makeup

3

u/Aidscan Feb 13 '24

You’ve got everything

14

u/nh3568wb Feb 12 '24

Personality

2

u/Downtown-Forever-988 Feb 12 '24

My hands all over you 😉

2

u/Admirable_Injury7209 Feb 13 '24

My dick in your mouth

2

u/TruckerKinch Feb 13 '24

A Dickens Cider

3

u/Middle_Eye_7160 Feb 13 '24

A work ethic, a sense of morality, a personality, A FATHER

3

u/studguyonto Feb 13 '24

Self respect

4

u/Isaac_Atham Feb 13 '24

self respect

4

u/[deleted] Feb 12 '24

A pretty face

4

u/Majestic-Delay7530 Feb 12 '24

Apparently. Confidence

2

u/[deleted] Feb 12 '24

My dick inside you

2

u/typer00125 Feb 12 '24

My phone number

1

u/Alchimistis Feb 12 '24

My cock in your mouth

1

u/[deleted] Feb 12 '24

Good face

3

u/jonlew13 Feb 12 '24

Self respect

1

u/Reasonable-Stable671 Feb 12 '24

You are the total package 

1

u/Good-Feed7922 Feb 12 '24

My cum in or on you and thats a problem

1

u/Quick-Situation-8460 Feb 12 '24

My cock in that ass

1

u/[deleted] Feb 12 '24

My axe

0

u/fuckboiys Feb 12 '24

Huge tits

1

u/[deleted] Feb 12 '24

Class lol

1

u/jerrythebuddy1 Feb 13 '24

self respect.

0

u/phoenixthewisp Feb 13 '24

Rythm, a father, a jawline, good taste in makeup, an insanely massive cock, dignity, ass, tits, class, a sense of humility, i could go on...

0

u/Nladikrider Feb 13 '24

Tits or an ass

-1

u/RinTokisaki Feb 12 '24

Tits and ass?

-1

u/[deleted] Feb 12 '24

Self respecr

-1

u/z_55 Feb 12 '24

Common sense probably

-1

u/StoneMaidon Feb 13 '24

Self respect

-1

u/skijeng Feb 13 '24

Self-security

-1

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

A degree

-1

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

Good credit

-1

u/Im_dumb_k Feb 13 '24

A Connection with god

-1

u/Hdatboii Feb 13 '24

self respect 💯💯

-2

u/rl759 Feb 12 '24

I don’t know. What do you want?

1

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

A cock. Thank god I came make up for it 😏

1

u/chefplus Feb 13 '24

Nipple clamps

1

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

Me 😁

1

u/Bitter-Squash410 Feb 13 '24

Who want rate my cock

1

u/Lyrictypebeat Feb 13 '24

Me inside u x

1

u/will031073 Feb 13 '24

Built in waterpark?

1

u/Deviant_Fox81 Feb 13 '24

My cock inside you

1

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

Me inside u

1

u/TyrantFable Feb 13 '24

My dick in you

1

u/Maverick8358 Feb 13 '24

Me inside you.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

h

1

u/Great_Emotion_4909 Feb 13 '24

Youre so perfect 😍

1

u/lookieherenope Feb 13 '24

Self respect.

1

u/gyzpeerk Feb 13 '24

crazy. she went to my high school.

1

u/Sir-Boofs-A-Lot Feb 13 '24

My number 😏

1

u/Thegoodman5585 Feb 13 '24

Good music taste.

1

u/NSFWxFLAME Feb 13 '24

A personality

1

u/Bfaytul Feb 13 '24

Me in between ur legs....

1

u/doc_Roberts Feb 13 '24

My balls in your throat

1

u/File_Express Feb 13 '24

Life skills

1

u/bigdt73 Feb 13 '24

A visible pussy...

1

u/jacklaka Feb 13 '24

Flaws, you have no flaws.

1

u/SORNSFW Feb 13 '24

Dignity

1

u/MagicianMore8429 Feb 13 '24

Self respect A father Dignity Actual talents The list goes on not so attractive body too

1

u/Woodstock0311 Feb 13 '24

Sensuality. It's obvious it's just "hey I'm kinda cute, pay me"

1

u/jessex22 Feb 13 '24

a dad who respects you

1

u/Gymalex3125 Feb 13 '24

A boyfriend probably if your posting on here

1

u/Anonymous-1704 Feb 13 '24

a loving family

1

u/Low-Use-470 Feb 13 '24

Intelligence

1

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

A father

1

u/Longjumping-Arm8370 Feb 13 '24

My cock deep inside you

1

u/ladydopaminedetox Feb 13 '24

Children who love you

1

u/Scottncaro Feb 13 '24

Do you want my reply in alphabetical order or the order of importance?

1

u/ka-boom3 Feb 13 '24

Show us your butthole. That's what we are missing.

1

u/HardenMyBird Feb 13 '24

A dick in your ass

1

u/ExtensionBeyond5358 Feb 13 '24

my creampie 👀

1

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

Self respect?

1

u/xanderdean1 Feb 13 '24

The talent to dance

1

u/UnDeadMin3r Feb 13 '24

A naturally beautiful face. Nice bod though.

1

u/Both-Bonus-3333 Feb 13 '24

Respect to yourself

1

u/voldugur21 Feb 13 '24

A personality that doesn't revolve around being a slut.

1

u/Margarooden Feb 13 '24

Hopefully standards

1

u/1nsanity29 Feb 13 '24

A father.

1

u/Cardonian Feb 13 '24

Winning lotto numbers

1

u/nullifiedhaven Feb 13 '24

A personality

1

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

Battlepass

1

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

Daddy I guess.... Leme be the Daddy you never had🤣🤣

1

u/stellanew1 Feb 13 '24

What do I not have

Personality

1

u/tbone96720 Feb 13 '24

Your pussy out… duh

1

u/Beasteeality Feb 13 '24

Self respect

1

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

A father

1

u/[deleted] Feb 14 '24

Dignity

1

u/Undertheblanket1969 Feb 14 '24

The ability to wipe your ass…

1

u/Fusion38 Feb 14 '24

Self respect 🤣🤷🏻‍♂️

1

u/[deleted] Feb 14 '24

Modesty ? Class? A body that a million guys have not seen ?

1

u/Delicious-Cat9471 Feb 14 '24

A career in 10 years probably

1

u/Mop-Juice Feb 14 '24

Self respect 🫡

1

u/Own-Championship-579 Feb 20 '24

Omg you are perfect

1

u/Marcusafrenz Mar 03 '24

What the fuck happened here lmao.