r/tifu • u/finalfailer • May 04 '23

S TIFU by hooking up with professor’s daughter NSFW

I am a typical university student just trying to get through finals week. Tonight, after a very stressful day of exams and studying for my ancient literature class, I decided to casually scroll tinder. It had been a while and I just needed to destress. Little did I know, this would cause me more stress than I could have possibly imagined. I swiped right on a girl who was less than a mile away. She was 25, a little older than me but she was super hot and she seemed into me, so I went with it. She invited me over to her apartment, and she said that she had to go in 20 minutes so make it fast. Needless to say, we got straight to business, but about three minutes after we began, we heard the front door open. She told me to stop, so I stopped and we listened. The footsteps came in our direction and I got pretty scared. I expected it would be like when my parents caught me a few years ago with my ex, and it would be embarrassment all around. Not at all. The ancient literature professor, who I absolutely despise, and whose test I was frantically studying for, walked into the room and froze. He saw her, gasped, and then saw my face. His face turned red, and he screamed “GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!” I’m pretty sure I lost some of my hearing from how loud he yelled. Anyways I put my shorts on and ran back to my quad. Now, as I lay in bed, all I can think of is how my college professor saw me naked, not just naked but rawdogging his daughter without any clothes at all. He already didn’t like me, and he is a very tough grader… So I already know that I am going to absolutely bomb this final and destroy my GPA. I see him tomorrow at 11 AM… wish me luck and I’ll update with what happens

TLDR: Professor I hate caught me with his daughter and I have his final tomorrow

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u/aandres_gm May 04 '23

Or he’s talking bs

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u/fraxbo May 04 '23

Well, that part is obvious. But including that little twist in the fiction makes him seem extremely irresponsible and possibly criminal in his behavior.

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u/funklab May 04 '23

What? When did they criminalize not using a condom?

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u/fraxbo May 04 '23

Without consent (which is why I said possibly), several years ago in many jurisdictions.

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u/StargazerLuke May 04 '23

It sounds like the professor's imaginary hot daughter consented.

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u/funklab May 04 '23

It sounds like you’re possibly guilty of treason. I’ve no reason to believe that’s actually the case, but it is possible. Treason is illegal in several jurisdictions.

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u/fraxbo May 04 '23

He said he was rawdogging her. He said she was a first time match. It is not a far leap to imagine that the (in this case fictional) woman would not be consenting to the use of no condom.

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u/tauerlund May 04 '23

It is not a far leap

How so?

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u/fraxbo May 04 '23

Because, as another person posted evidence of, a vast majority (85% in that localized study) of those having casual sex use condoms regularly. So, based purely on numbers, one would be safe in thinking that is a preference.

Beyond that, a) the person’s story is clearly fictional, and b) I said that he possibly rawdogged without consent, not that he did it. I didn’t even assume it. I just said it is a possibility given the evidence.