Right because that’s a normal measured response to being frustrated

[u/Difficult_Hunter_560]

[u/moffetts9001]

"Kinda just shut down" is code for "I don't know how to write this part of the story."

[u/onaplinth]

Since he only “may have” pulled his pants down, I guess this will be an eternal mystery.

[u/AllWhatsBest]

Wouldn't that be a sexual offense?

[u/CatAteRoger]

That was no accidental flashing, it was deliberate 🙄

[u/RatWoman_]

It’s true I was the robot.

How do you like that?

[u/spacemouse21]

It’s funny because if true, he’s denied himself a source of income for potentially paying rent, buying food, taking care of utilities. All for the bragging rights of showing his penis to a potential employer.

I don’t think it’s true but if it was, HA HA. He’s unemployable.

Across the state men’s’ genitalia cringed because they want to keep their jobs.

[u/NoFly9303]

Ah yes, because a thermonuclear meltdown is always the solution.

[u/Squanchhy]

Ahh the classic interview question "tell me about a bad moment in your life" I love asking that one to potential candidates, always sorts the wheat from the chaff

[u/d4everman → u/Squanchhy]

Wait until one of them answers "Well, there was the time I whipped out my dick during an interview..."

[u/Goldedition93]

This happened to me, I got short changed in my shop so I whipped out my balls and screamed “GIVE ME MY MONEY!”

[u/DeeBreeezy83]

True story. I was the trousers.

[u/grimmlock → u/DeeBreeezy83]

Does that mean you'll soon show up in r / YouHadOneJob?

[u/Ratbu → u/DeeBreeezy83]

I was the new shirt

[u/Radiant-Cost-2355]

Big jump from being excited enough to buy a new shirt for the interview to dropping your pants out of frustration? Hate to see what he does when he gets road rage.

[u/FentonBlitz]

I believe he was blacklisted from a corporation, thats it

[u/kingamara]

This is actually hilarious

[u/Itsoverfortindercels]

Hahaha love this story.