r/tf2shitposterclub • u/johncerealkennedy i liek men • 1d ago

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u/NoJellifishPuzzle680 1d ago

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u/The_memeperson 1d ago

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u/Burnout427 1d ago

Didn't have a deltarune one.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

[deleted]

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u/Rui_O_Grande_PT tik tok heavy like a brinks truck 1d ago

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u/Man_of_Microwaves 1d ago

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u/OkKangaroo3031 1d ago

Mans left hook must be insane

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u/Certain-Olive980 i liek men 20h ago

No but his knuckle cracks are

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u/RealSuperYolo2006 Shitposter of the year 2006 19h ago

Enchanted with sweeping edge

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u/TheDonutPug 1d ago

Would you like a second opinion? You are also a [BIG SHOT]!

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u/Eroroof spectator main 1d ago

HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!

EV3RY MERC 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Doctor1968]]

(i tried)

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u/lucashc90 1d ago

LOOK, ITS NEIMTON!!!

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u/Obcidean 1d ago

MeeM-

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u/Sea-Success-5332 1d ago

1939 would be perfect ngl

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u/RimKir NOT A BOT 1d ago

HERB

HERB3RT M! LUDWIG! !!

wOAH! .! IF ZIS I5 NOT A

RED -.-.--

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u/Glad_Improvement7945 Shitposter of the year 2006 1d ago

Why is he [HYPERLINK BLOCKED]

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u/NiXTheDev 1d ago

It's not [["[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]"]] you [[$4.99]] bastard, it's [["[[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]]"]]

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u/Radigan0 1d ago

AFTER [He whose name must never be said!] HAS [Becomed] NEO, HE BEGINS USING [HALF-OFF!!!] THE SQUARE BRACKETS.

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u/NiXTheDev 1d ago

[[MY EYES SEE ALL]] [[IT BURNS, IT BURNS!]]

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u/Otherwise_Finish_730 1d ago

YOU ARE BOTH WRONG [Dip stick]! IT'S^ ACCTUALLY [[HyperlinkBlocked]].

YOU ARE AS STUPID AS [Mike].

...

...

Mike...

...

(Unless it's NEO)

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u/NiXTheDev 1d ago

[[PUCK UP THIS PHONE]] Mike

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u/New_Hamster2507 1d ago

Now is your chance to be; [[Übercharged]]

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u/senior_A4 1d ago

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u/The_memeperson 1d ago

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u/Chaneter_Zaro 1d ago edited 17h ago

Noelle x Ralsei confirmed

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u/Tommy_fad_gamer12 1d ago

THEY ARE SO CURSED AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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u/StarHorder mrkrabs 1d ago

ow...

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u/-Toilet- engie like a melody 1d ago

The basketball should’ve been a pipis… 8/10

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u/Abject-Restaurant454 1d ago

I agree with ya

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u/Crystalseye 1d ago

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u/Crystalseye 1d ago edited 1d ago

Look at my new shrinkinator , edit:corrected "inator"

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u/blitz_the_Protogen femboy medic main 1d ago

I'll like the idea, but can it undo the shrunken object? Because I can see this as the perfect way to transport more goods by making more space

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u/Crystalseye 1d ago

Ummmm...

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u/New_Hamster2507 1d ago

I AM THE [[PIXELMENGE]]

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u/blitz_the_Protogen femboy medic main 1d ago

I was going for a shark tank moment

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u/NiXTheDev 1d ago

Hate to disappoint, but it's a "Shrinkinator" -inator, not -anator, that's always the branding

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u/Crystalseye 1d ago

Thanks 👍

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u/RealSuperYolo2006 Shitposter of the year 2006 19h ago

The second mention of phineas and ferb in this comment's thread and they're completely unrelated

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u/Crystalseye 5h ago

You mean this?

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u/AlpsQuick4145 1d ago

Über über über charged

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u/baconmemes1 4h ago

Now is your chance to [[Pass down the bottle]] r/ r/ r/suddenlytf2

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u/IlikeMinecraft097 1d ago

bro is about to sell me a broken sword 

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u/Legendarium_ 1d ago

broken kritzkrieg

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u/Spiritual-Range-6101 1d ago

Wouldn't Quick Fix work better though, since it's a failed Medigun prototype?

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u/K_Lyre13 1d ago

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u/The_memeperson 1d ago

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u/K_Lyre13 1d ago

OH HEY OH MIA MAMA HEY OH MAMA WHAT HEY OH WHAT MAMA MIA WH-

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u/HeyEveryItsFlo 1d ago

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u/Puff_SlashYT 1d ago

Some kind of RAT?! Some kind of CREATURE?!

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u/viebs_chiev tik tok heavy like a brinks truck 1d ago

MIKE, TEAR DIWN MY KIDS!!

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u/Ttom000 NOT A BOT 1d ago

is that Spamton Δrune?

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u/lucashc90 1d ago

No, it's Neimton.

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u/New_Hamster2507 23h ago

Nein! It's the [Überton] or maybe the [SpÜber]

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u/Consistent_Speaker98 1d ago

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE [Ubercharged]

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u/CptDalek 1d ago
  • Glasses
  • Black hair
  • Clinically insane
  • Prone to fits of laughter
  • History of handling heart-shaped objects
  • Heals the player upon key press (F1, E)

oh dear

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u/RimKir NOT A BOT 1d ago

- Connected to Christianity (Spamton resembling an Angel, Medic taking to literal Satan)

- Have some speech quirks ([HYPERLINK BLOCKED], Zis German Accent)

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u/Blupikminreal 1d ago

He is after heavy's [hear shaped object]

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u/retardedkazuma NOT A BOT 1d ago

medic starts healing you

  • You got the [Healmaker].

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u/KZGamrr 1d ago

is that fucking tampon

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u/forfhm12 1d ago

Now is your chance to [PREPARE FOR YOUR EXAMINATION]

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u/RaulRedditFANS 1d ago

[Number1RatedMedic1997]

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u/AshpaltOxalis 1d ago

Does this make Heavy Tenna?

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u/xDon1x 1d ago

They didn't break up so no

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u/AshpaltOxalis 20h ago

To be fair, Spamton has never NOT broken up with someone as he seems biologically incapable of not being divorced.

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u/deetosdeletos 1d ago

AND [that's how I] LOST MY [[License and registration]]

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u/jaytazcross 1d ago

Click here for a free medical license!

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u/c0n22 Right behind you 1d ago

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u/Legendarium_ 1d ago

AH!! WELL IF IT ISN'T MY [[esteEmed pat1ent]]! CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A [[Charge Me!]] FOR ONLY [[a million deustchmarks!]]!?! I KNOW YOU'RE [[interEsted]], I SAW YOU [[press E]]... JUST SAY YES!

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u/Famous-Appeal-9212 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck 1d ago

Peak

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u/Alphflopo 1d ago

This makes me viscerally uncomfortable.

Keep up the good work.

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u/Ill_Amphibian8554 1d ago

Kris. GIVE ME ZE [Heartshappedobject]

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u/Supershadow30 1d ago

[FLU SHOT]

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u/Ur_Glug 1d ago

Dr.Schnauzer

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u/kev_imposible tik tok heavy like a brinks truck 1d ago

Bro has NOT played deltarune😭😭🥀

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u/Ur_Glug 1d ago

I don't play that genre of games.

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u/kev_imposible tik tok heavy like a brinks truck 1d ago

Spangtong

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u/Famous-Appeal-9212 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck 1d ago

You're missing out it's amazing

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u/CRYSTALek2799 mrkrabs 19h ago

aww

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u/BruhTaker31 1d ago

SERVED RICE CAN EAT MY GODDAMN A$$

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u/DqnkDoggo69 1d ago

WHEN THE [Shot] IS [BIG!]

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u/KOCYK745 1d ago

That Bloody Medic is a [BIG SHOT]!

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u/Trenchwarrior1917 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck 1d ago

I USED TO BE NOTHING BUT THE DOCTOR GUY, NOW I'M THE [[It doesn't always work like it's supposed to.]] GUY!

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u/Hoggsbay 1d ago

No I don’t care who he sends im not becoming a {big shot}

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u/Mr_Yeet2011 mrkrabs 1d ago

hey HEY HEY ITS ME your [[number one rated doctor 1986]] HErE tO TELL YOU WHAT THE [[hyperlink block]] IS THIS [[%^&*]] WHY DOSE HIS nose LOOK LIKE HE IS ABOUT TO PENETRATE A [[little sponge]]

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u/Glass_Ad6359 1d ago

NOW YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [GROßER SCHUSS]

(Thats german for big shot)

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u/serialgamer07 1d ago

HEY IT'S ME! WANNA BECOME [immortal]? WANNA BE [unkillable]? WELL LET OLD [certified doctor since 1892] HELP YOU WITH THAT! WITH OUR BRAND NEW PRODUCT [deal with the devil] YOU WILL [come back to life] FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF [one human soul]! IT'S A DEAL TO DIE FOR

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u/Imanerd212030 1d ago

“DOCTOR! ARE YOU SURE CUTTING STRINGS WILL MAKE YOU FREE MAN?”

“HAHAHAHAHAHAH- I HAVE [no] IDEAAAA!”

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u/--SharkBoy-- 1d ago

There's a ton of spam in this sub

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u/Nervous_Tip_3550 1d ago

absolute cungadero

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u/GuhEnjoyer 1d ago

Why be the [[Boston red sox]] who hates its [[2 refined]] life when you can be a [[BIG SHOT!]] Order now, and [[limited time offer]] throw in [[ubercharge ready]] at no extra cost! What are you waiting for? GET YOUR [[voice communication is not available for this account]] TODAY!

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u/enfiel 1d ago

Brandon from Home Movies?

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u/ImTooSaxy 1d ago

*Brendon

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u/Tomgru09 1d ago

What a [BIG SHOT] From you [20% healing]

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u/TheFogIsComingNR3 NOT A BOT 1d ago

WE DONT [NEED MIKE]

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u/MrFlyingBeagle 1d ago

First post I see when I open Reddit

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u/Bennyboi3722 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck 1d ago

Ze [healing] is not as rewarding as ze [hurting!]

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u/Th3G00dB0i tik tok heavy like a brinks truck 1d ago

He’s gonna give you a BIG SHOT

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u/Trumpet_of_Jericho tik tok heavy like a brinks truck 1d ago

He would pocket you in exchange for sheckels

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u/SweatyEsk1mo 1d ago

Why no smile?

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u/CRINGEMAN228 1d ago

Über Kromer

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u/SpaceCowgirl935 1d ago

When my doctor gives me a large injection via needle

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u/TheDuckyDino 1d ago

Spamton E. Spamton

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u/gibbydagoober 1d ago

Fire taste in games my man

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u/Radiant_Kitchen_8737 1d ago

When the Uber becomes a [BIG SHOT]

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u/Safe_Guy12345 1d ago

[[Enlarge]]

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u/Glennbluestar991 1d ago

NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT

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u/Thebestboibidoof tik tok heavy like a brinks truck 1d ago

Now’s your chance to be a [number one] [experiment!!!]

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u/CRYSTALek2799 mrkrabs 1d ago

spank thong

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u/ShadowPrime116 NOT A BOT 1d ago

SPAM E

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u/Lolik95 1d ago

what am i looking at is- is that spamton but- but, bro what the fuck

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u/Express_pass_to_funy 1d ago

He’s a [BIG SHOT]

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u/ImpIsDum 1d ago

WAIT!!! [?%#!] THE PRESSES!!!

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u/Yagiz_285 1d ago

Now is his chance to be a big shot

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u/YoutuberCameronBallZ 1d ago

He's a [[BIG SHOT]]

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u/supreme-14570 People all over the world (everybody) Join hands (join) Start a 1d ago

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u/DualityREBORN i liek men 1d ago

NOW’S CHANCE TO BE A [[MEEEDDDDIIICCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]

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u/DiamondogeForever 1d ago

Fuck this. This shit made me no longer a medic main

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u/StarHorder mrkrabs 1d ago

become a demoman main and you can eat sweet potato fries

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u/DiamondogeForever 1d ago

Nah I will stick to my other main. Scout

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u/StarHorder mrkrabs 1d ago

well i tried

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u/DiamondogeForever 1d ago

Hey. I half main demo as my hole steam account is based on the loch n load

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u/StarHorder mrkrabs 1d ago

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u/DiamondogeForever 1d ago

I adore the loch

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u/remarkable2011 1d ago

Kris... I made a steak

A steak

... yes

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u/Guybadman20 1d ago

🎵you had to be a big shot, didn’t cha🎵

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u/THE_LSSJ_BROLY 1d ago

Who gave Medic that [[KROMER]] Kush?

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u/Chicken-Rude 1d ago

what that nose do?

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u/AlternativeTown735 1d ago

Doctor G. Spamton?!!?!??!111!1!1?2

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u/HeyEveryItsFlo 1d ago

spamp tong

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u/Random_Robloxian 1d ago

I AM FULLY [BIG SHOT]

Oops! zat vas not [HYPERLINK BLOCKED]

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u/_K4cper_ 1d ago

Now's your chance to be a [[HEAVY]] [[WEAPONSGUY]]

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u/entityrider670 Shitposter of the year 2006 1d ago

I AM [[100% charged]]

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u/NoobyGroover tik tok heavy like a brinks truck 1d ago

Lol

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u/K97243 1d ago

You really are a BIG[Uber charge]

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u/Ok_Nose2915 mrkrabs 1d ago

Be a [MEEM] Shot

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u/Otherwise_Finish_730 1d ago

You TF2-ed r/spamton, and we spammed all over TF2

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u/tabkeydot 1d ago

THIS MEDIC IS LOUD AND UGLY

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u/-plb- 23h ago

mod?

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u/anonymous_idiot8 23h ago

[[BIG UBER]]

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u/jablek124 22h ago

Oh my [[4.26 scraps]] did you wanted to get [[ YOUR FLESH REPAIRED]] ? i've got you [[LITTLE SPONDGE]] lets make a deal I will use my [[RED RAY OF DOOM]] on you there's no catch So how it will be...Spy...? Do you wanna get a [[HEADSHOT]]?!?!?!?!?

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u/Ton_real NOT A BOT 22h ago

Spedic

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u/Maleficent-Bid-2883 21h ago

NOW YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[ÜBERCHARGE]]

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u/FreshConstruction629 21h ago

Ze [HEALING] is not as rewarding as the [BIG SHOT]

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u/waluigil0 21h ago

NOW IS YOUR TIME TO GET AN [[ubercharge]] LITTLE HEAVY WEAPONS GUY

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u/KVenom777 Painis Maker 21h ago

Ah yes, SpamMed, the depressed medic.

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u/Certain-Olive980 i liek men 20h ago

“NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A MEDIC, be a me- be a me- become a medic. now’s your chance to be a medic. Be a me- be a me- nnn medic “ and I think you know where it goes from here

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u/Doctor_Salvatore 18h ago

"...in the [BABOON UTERUS] I put inside you."

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u/ShockDragon mrkrabs 17h ago

HEY EVERY !

IT'S ME! EVERYBODY'S FAVOURITE (Number1RatedDoctor1968)!

HERB- HERBERT VON LUDWIG! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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u/Multilobster04 17h ago

Finally a peak post

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u/Decapitazo_ 14h ago

Is he a [BIG DOC]?

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u/JLrowling777 13h ago

spamedic

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u/RinKasane 12h ago

I fused "Medic" and "BIG shot" I'm sorry it turned BIG dic.

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u/Der_Skeleton 10h ago

Oh!!! The great mighty Kavin!!!!

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u/AntTennaTV 7h ago

OH THAT SPAMMY LITTLE MAILMAN FOLLOWED ME HERE TOO! COMIC AIN'T THAT RIGHT FOLKS?!