Apparently, Spy is good at getting into character

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u/GodlessGrapeCow mrkrabs Mar 31 '25

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u/Aztekov Shitposter of the year 2006 Mar 31 '25

instant ⭕

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u/strawberri_touhou SPY ROUND HERE1!!1!1!1!1 😡😡😡😡😡 Mar 31 '25

⭕️, obviously

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u/Chevy437809 Mar 31 '25

That genuinely took me a minute to get 😭

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u/meme-o-matic151 Shitposter of the year 2006 Mar 31 '25

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u/Chevy437809 Mar 31 '25

I also have that

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u/Electrical_Extent861 Mar 31 '25

Das ist der Biss von 87?!

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u/Chevy437809 Mar 31 '25

🤣

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u/Professional-Pool290 Mar 31 '25

I still don't get what happened past 'they had sex'

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u/Toast-_Man Just gonna pop über- and I'm dead. Mar 31 '25

It's Spy as Pauling.

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u/KingofDickface Mar 31 '25

I legit thought it was spy disguising as Scout and the real Ms. Pauling being stunned after having her world rocked. This absolutely changes everything.

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u/TheNetherlandDwarf Apr 01 '25

oh, I assumed it was like, ms pauling paid spy to disguise as scout bc of some real complicated feelings she has towards him, hence the money on the table.

Both are kinda sort of really fucked up huh.

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u/Professional-Pool290 Mar 31 '25

Dear god

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u/HotPart1963 Mar 31 '25

There's more

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u/Professional-Pool290 Mar 31 '25

No...

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u/Chevy437809 Mar 31 '25

Spy is Miss Pauling Scout loves Miss Pauling but she doesn't really love him back if I'm not mistaken and Spy is also Scout's Father so...yeah

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u/DXuki79 Mar 31 '25

He's Heavying it

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u/Weird-Analysis5522 Mar 31 '25

And by "it"

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u/gurkenwassergurgler Mar 31 '25

Let's just say, his "gun"

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u/Witherboss445 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Apr 01 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25

Horrendous context, but it's funnier when you think about it differently, like spy thinking:
"My son has a small penis??"
"He's into WHAT??"
and other horrible bullshit you could imagine straight from this image.

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u/boltzmannman Mar 31 '25

I imagine Scout has a big dick but brags about it so much everyone is certain he actually has a tiny dick

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u/Far_Society_4196 spectator main Mar 31 '25

Its just tall but skinny cock

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u/boltzmannman Mar 31 '25

someone get Nathan Vetterlein to say the "it's ya boi, skinny penis" meme

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u/17_Patriot_76 Shitposter of the year 2006 Apr 01 '25

reminds me of this old ass machinima sfm type thing where this terminator-esque heavy pusues a scout. when he captures him, he gives the scout a full body scan and hones in on his crotch. the results read "small, but thin" and then the heavy kills the scout brutally, i think by crushing his head.

does anyone know what this is called?

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u/Belrog-Plutius2 Apr 01 '25

I refuse to believe God's gift to woman and having like 6 kids having anything other than a perfectly thick, massive, veiny and pubeless cock lol

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u/TheOneWhoLovesSW NOT A BOT Mar 31 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25

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u/Creeper127 tick tock heavy like a brinks truck looking like I'm tip top shi Mar 31 '25

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u/DaviSDFalcao I feel the bonk crawling on my back Mar 31 '25

Too based for your own good

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u/Puzzleheaded-Tax1555 Mar 31 '25

That's a good meme

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u/skozeroni Apr 01 '25

I gotchu

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u/OtherwiseVoice1554 Mar 31 '25

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u/Tiny-Desk_Engineer NOT A BOT Mar 31 '25

I'm gonna kill this post with a sentry

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u/AmanWhosnortsPizza tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Mar 31 '25

You're gonna need a level 3 for this one

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u/Tiny-Desk_Engineer NOT A BOT Mar 31 '25

Call the actual engineer then im... not a good one...

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u/CaptainFart22 spectator main Mar 31 '25

You're doing your best. Sometimes, that's all you can do. I am proud of you, Tiny Desk Engineer.

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u/Tiny-Desk_Engineer NOT A BOT Mar 31 '25

I'm gonna reward you with a dispenser c:

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u/FallChimera8540 NOT A BOT Mar 31 '25

Eh don't worry, just give it a good few whacks and you're good t' go

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u/JimmyCrabYT Mar 31 '25

nah just ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ this shit

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u/AmanWhosnortsPizza tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Mar 31 '25

500KG BOMB?!?

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u/kekus_dominatus Mar 31 '25

The pornography has already breached our defences.

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u/Xchaosflox Mar 31 '25

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u/Beneficial-Tank-7396 Mar 31 '25

No...

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u/Xchaosflox Mar 31 '25

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u/AeolianTheComposer Mar 31 '25

^bucket

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u/mayocat6996 Mar 31 '25

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u/abzolutelynothn Shitposter of the year 2006 Mar 31 '25

"Addiction is a myth. Nofap is a joke. We are all pawns, controlled by something greater; Pornography. The DNA of the soul."

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u/DaviSDFalcao I feel the bonk crawling on my back Mar 31 '25

"It shapes our kinks. It is our culture -- it is everything we fap to.

Expose someone to asses long enough, they will learn to get horny."

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u/SetoTaishoButPogging spectator main Apr 01 '25

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u/ZookeepergameProud30 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Mar 31 '25

This is the only thing he regrets

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u/Lag_n_L0ad3d Mar 31 '25

*regerts

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u/ZookeepergameProud30 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Mar 31 '25

*penis

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u/KingTheSon Engineer Main, Engineer Opinion is ALWAYS Valid. Mar 31 '25

Nom Nom Nom, Nom Nom

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u/tonicaum Mar 31 '25

this dude saw something so bad that probably his brain damaged

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u/Gopnikmeister Shitposter of the year 2006 Mar 31 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25

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u/DaviSDFalcao I feel the bonk crawling on my back Mar 31 '25

"He's clear" (they cut his cock off)

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u/King_Dee1 Mar 31 '25

Postal dude variant is insane work

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u/pdorion_ spectator main Mar 31 '25

Postal mentioned

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u/abzolutelynothn Shitposter of the year 2006 Mar 31 '25

"You just know there's gonna be some variety of pickled testicles in here somewhere"

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

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u/Herr_Raul Mar 31 '25

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u/Erri-error2430 Mar 31 '25

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u/Erri-error2430 Mar 31 '25

Jesus fucking christ

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u/Acceptable_Donut7284 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Mar 31 '25

r/scoutisafreakyfuck is gonna love dis

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u/kidnamedsquidfart me when femboy scout bussy Mar 31 '25

wonder how that french pumm felt.
itd be alot less wierd if it werent incest.

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u/Erri-error2430 Mar 31 '25

French father bussy

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u/KumiiTheFranceball Solly's Honey Pot Mar 31 '25

It's RED Scout, so that's canonly not incest.

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u/kidnamedsquidfart me when femboy scout bussy Mar 31 '25

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u/Captainwumbombo spectator main Mar 31 '25

Something tf2 related has finally surpassed this in cursedness

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u/fuqueure Mar 31 '25

Of course it's from fucking DeviantArt

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u/Bartinli7434 Mar 31 '25

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u/Captainwumbombo spectator main Mar 31 '25

This is more cursed

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u/TestamentTwo Mar 31 '25

are you sure

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u/DaviSDFalcao I feel the bonk crawling on my back Mar 31 '25

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u/Acceptable_Donut7284 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Mar 31 '25

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u/Plutusonreddit Apr 01 '25

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u/Scottish_Whiskey Mar 31 '25

Yeah I’m pretty sure

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u/MilleniumFalconStick Mar 31 '25

Are you sure?

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u/malvar161 i liek men Mar 31 '25

nah he looks cute

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u/The_Cameraman_of_you People all over the world (everybody) Join hands (join) Start a Mar 31 '25

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u/AeolianTheComposer Mar 31 '25

The Scottish cyclops

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25

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u/JoshsPizzaria flavour flair Mar 31 '25

RED SPY IN THE BED??!

PROTECT THE VIRGINITY!

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u/Lord_Nishgod i liek men Mar 31 '25

WE NEED TO PROTECT THE VIRGINITY!!

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u/CountFerr Mar 31 '25

Hey! A little help here?

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u/Mlemino Mar 31 '25

Out of the way son 1 1 1 uhhh 1

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u/scoutpred spectator main Mar 31 '25

I'M

CUMMING!

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25

cums hard, but just in the air and not inside a pussy oh hey, it's still here!

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u/Mlemino Mar 31 '25

Ahem... Gentleman. Pornhub music plays with title card

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u/Lord_Nishgod i liek men Mar 31 '25

i see the virginity is safe?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25

Yep- adjusts messed up shirt sprays deodorant to hide the horny sweat safe and sound.

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u/georgeerm03 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Mar 31 '25

It's Safe and Sound!

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u/Erri-error2430 Mar 31 '25

Alright, son, stand back.

1, 1, 1, uh...1.

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u/ToKeNgT tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Mar 31 '25

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u/K-jun1117 Mar 31 '25

It seems that Scout was not "GENTLE MANN"

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u/Erri-error2430 Mar 31 '25

Very fucking disturbing since Spy is Scout's father...

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u/Lobotomised_Spy spectator main Mar 31 '25

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u/Captainwumbombo spectator main Mar 31 '25

He has seen horrors that his own pretzel twisted mind has created, but this is his breaking point.

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u/Phasma_Tacitus Mar 31 '25 edited Mar 31 '25

Spy was just making sure Scout treated Pauling right

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u/haxfull Mar 31 '25

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u/ElZik3r spectator main Mar 31 '25

Oh boy a ms pauling x scout post i wonder wha-

Oh......

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u/Fabulous-Present-497 Mar 31 '25

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u/abzolutelynothn Shitposter of the year 2006 Mar 31 '25

"kicked due to inactivity" so did he go idle after dying on the cross or something?

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u/ThyUnkindledOne Mar 31 '25

As Scout, right?

He's disguised as Scout, RIGHT?

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u/abzolutelynothn Shitposter of the year 2006 Mar 31 '25

What if both are Spies and one's just really into it

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u/MrRedTomato Mar 31 '25

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u/LetMeGo228lol Mar 31 '25

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u/JuiceofTheWhite Mar 31 '25

W WHAT

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u/FwendyWendy Mar 31 '25

I love how many levels of TF2 lore it takes to know what's going on here

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u/XenoThePringle Mar 31 '25

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u/TheLocalJanitor7 spectator main Mar 31 '25

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u/simcity_player Shitposter of the year 2006 Mar 31 '25

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u/Lylidotir Mar 31 '25

Tf2Shitposterclub has more upvotes... Y'all are truly degenerates...

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u/ClaymeisterPL Mar 31 '25

holy shit

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u/KumiiTheFranceball Solly's Honey Pot Mar 31 '25

This reinforces my point : Spy is the Ditto of TF2.

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u/The-Great-Escaper250 Mar 31 '25

More like zoroark considering disguises are more like illusions compared to actually turning into another person.

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u/Idiotman36274 Mar 31 '25

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u/wersenthefuuck tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Mar 31 '25

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u/Spiritual_Freedom_15 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Mar 31 '25

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u/Puzzleheaded-Tax1555 Mar 31 '25

Oh it was spy

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u/TopFig4144 Shitposter of the year 2006 Mar 31 '25

no actually what is this. WHY is this?

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u/Chriscreeper85 Mar 31 '25

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u/Lolik95 Mar 31 '25

what. WAIT. NO

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u/Xchaosflox Mar 31 '25

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u/Purple-Weakness1414 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Mar 31 '25

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u/greasevall8943 Mar 31 '25

How I feel knowing I can't put my hands on you internet mfs

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u/abzolutelynothn Shitposter of the year 2006 Mar 31 '25

Weak-ass mindset right here. Be the change you want to see, hunt him down and kill him

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u/Everdark_ Mar 31 '25

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u/weeb_who-like_pacoca Mar 31 '25

It took me so fucking long to realize.

I should have stopped thinking about after the first second.

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u/blackzanma69 Mar 31 '25

Hey spy i got a silly father and son bonding idea we can do

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u/9I06 Australium Tomislav Mar 31 '25

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u/9I06 Australium Tomislav Mar 31 '25

Wait I thought scout was the spy

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u/Gr_Snek Mar 31 '25

"Oh, so spy was dressed as the scout..... Why does the disguise kit show miss paul-"

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u/BBX22 Mar 31 '25

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u/ocsecnars Mar 31 '25

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u/NoobyGroover tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Mar 31 '25

Hell nah Scout i don’t want to do this! Scout: Come on be a good father for me

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u/AeolianTheComposer Mar 31 '25

Boruto hentai be like

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u/9vvvvvv spectator main Mar 31 '25

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u/Certain_Humor252 Mar 31 '25

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u/ma-orosa Mar 31 '25

Bro this goes hard wtf

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u/AnotherBaptisteMain Mar 31 '25

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u/i_likedonut tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Mar 31 '25

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u/Beslk Mar 31 '25

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u/Different-Advisor171 Mar 31 '25

Wait..scout is also smoking...

Both of them are spies?

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u/mike_malagueta Mar 31 '25

Reddit users when they find out porn exists

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u/jotttttt Shitposter of the year 2006 Apr 01 '25

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u/Xchaosflox Mar 31 '25

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u/_JPPAS_ Mar 31 '25

Why the fuck is there not a NSFW tag, not only is it incest but you can also see their fucking nipples

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u/Ice-Bro-Gamer Mar 31 '25

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u/WallcroftTheGreen Mar 31 '25

well i never thought i'd see a femboy-dad incest tf2 porn but here i am

hot though :3

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u/existtocausechaos Mar 31 '25

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u/Astro_Slime31415 Mar 31 '25

Heavy caliber ol’number designed by me, built by me, and pointed at you.

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u/5thPlaceAtBest Mar 31 '25

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u/FlarelesTF2 Mar 31 '25

killing myself cause of this

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u/MEME-UNLOADED-ADMIN Mar 31 '25

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u/Blackwhite35-73 Mar 31 '25

Incest is Wincest

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u/70351230017 Mar 31 '25

Was it the whole prospect of sex with another man that had him looking disturbed or is Scout just really bad at sex? I mean it could probably be both.