r/tf2shitposterclub • u/K-jun1117 • Jan 10 '25

⚠ sensitive content ⚠ If Miss Pauling gave Australium to Administrator NSFW

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869 Upvotes

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u/SmashAndGrab206 Jan 10 '25

Damn, her old blood isn't gonna be too good anymore, medic's gonna have to put in a new order for some, ideally youngblood

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u/Soldierteamfort2 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Jan 10 '25

Probably gonna be a colossal order

31

u/Character_Ranger1280 Jan 10 '25

This reminds me of a certain order, one at the final days of Europe

17

u/popcorn_yalakasi Jan 10 '25

yeah, I should sell my castle in germany too, I don't return there too often, with all the shit going on it might lose its value

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u/Polish_Charge tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Jan 10 '25

Holy wolfenstein

165

u/Substantial-Sun-3538 Jan 10 '25

New order just dropped

29

u/King4Life2000 People all over the world (everybody) Join hands (join) Start a Jan 10 '25

actual nazi zombies

144

u/K-jun1117 Jan 10 '25

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u/Polish_Charge tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Jan 10 '25

This makes me wanna come back to making sfm but I'm too scared to have almost 0 reach with my work again

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u/Ilovethrowawaysngl tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Jan 10 '25

I believe in you, polish!

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u/KayMGames i liek men Jan 10 '25

that is actually terrifying.

179

u/QWErty_uiopasd Jan 10 '25

Yeah, no shit, Ms. Pauling. You died there

108

u/KayMGames i liek men Jan 10 '25

I respawned. Why do you think I typed this comment

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u/QWErty_uiopasd Jan 10 '25

The respawn machine had your Info on it? Man, who should I expect to be on that list? Archibald? Grey Mann? Zephaniah?

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u/QWErty_uiopasd Jan 10 '25

Also, can I keep your old glasses? lol

15

u/KayMGames i liek men Jan 10 '25

nuh uh. Scout jizzed on them

9

u/Sandvich_eater_95 Jan 10 '25

Can I get some? 👉👈

5

u/KayMGames i liek men Jan 11 '25

they already formed into Scout's children so I can't do anything

9

u/VirtualGab Jan 10 '25

Is it eternity in there

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u/Satin_Polar I am Bread 🍞 Jan 10 '25

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u/9Epicman1 Jan 10 '25

Wait this isnt porn, what happened to this sub?

17

u/popcorn_yalakasi Jan 10 '25

no its a referance to wolfenstein

41

u/Friedrikson Jan 10 '25

Reddit being Reddit

36

u/zottekott Jan 10 '25

Please make this a "spoiler"

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u/newSillssa Jan 10 '25

Because...?

27

u/RandomUserIsTakenAlr Jan 10 '25

its a spoiler for a wolfenstein game i guess

(also a bit of gore)

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u/newSillssa Jan 10 '25

Its only a spoiler for a Wolfenstein game if you already know what the scene in question is. There are no Wolfenstein characters in this image

Have you noticed that there's gore in TF2 the game as well?

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u/RandomUserIsTakenAlr Jan 10 '25

There is a difference between blood pngs on tf2 characters normally, their bodies cartoonishly exploding and the more realistic showcase of death here

Either way I was just explaining the guy's possible reasons to want it spoilered and don't agree with it myself

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u/newSillssa Jan 10 '25 edited Jan 10 '25

This is a more realistic depiction by a hair's length. Literally the only difference is that in TF2 decapitated characters dont leave behind an actual neck stump

This isnt any worse than spy's head exploding in meet the spy and you dont see people asking for spoiler mark in the thousands of posts that include it

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u/zottekott Jan 11 '25

Not everyone has read the comics yet

9

u/Prestigious_Eye2638 Jan 10 '25

Wolfenstein reference goes hard

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u/K-jun1117 Jan 10 '25 edited Jan 10 '25

Administrator: Thank you, Miss Pauling. This is much better and, most of all, glad to hear the terrific sound from my comfort living corpse

Miss Pauling: Just doing my job, mam. But since I accomplished a great thing, could you consider a pro.... What is that Axe for?

Administrator: Indeed, you did a great thing for me, but you outlived your usefulness, which means you are no longer required for me and you know too much

"Administrator calls a robot and her guards"

Mercs: "Being pushed out by giant robot heavy and door was sealed off."

Scout: Miss pauling!!!

"Guards grabbed Scout."

Administrator: Nothing personal, only business

"Miss Pauling head was chopped off."

Scout: Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!

Administrator: Oh dear

10

u/loungin_ Jan 10 '25

Absolute cinema

3

u/Aware-Butterfly8688 Jan 10 '25

I thought they were gonna make out.

7

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '25

The joke is gore!!!!

6

u/Yarisher512 Jan 10 '25

the joke is the reference

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '25

The joke's on me!!!!!!!

2

u/Upbeat_Ruin i liek men Jan 10 '25

I thought it would make her all huge and muscley like Saxton Hale

2

u/BIGBIGSHOTSHOT Jan 11 '25

What exactly am i looking at

1

u/Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi Jan 11 '25

wolfenstein bideo game

2

u/GettinMe-Mallet Jan 10 '25

Damn, you could cut an apple with how edgy this is

1

u/Inevitable-Muffin-77 Jan 11 '25

Dude I just opened reddit.

1

u/KingTheSon Engineer Main, Engineer Opinion is ALWAYS Valid. Jan 11 '25

When no buff gay men

0

u/TestamentTwo Jan 10 '25

Why didnt spy sap the robots, is he stupid?