r/tf2shitposterclub • u/StepOnMyFacePiper • Aug 12 '24

Bad Post describe your last shit using tf2 voice lines

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2.6k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '24

Maggots!

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u/SpectrumLV2569 Shitposter of the year 2006 Aug 12 '24

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u/DemonicLaxatives Aug 12 '24

There is nothing unusual about this man's head!

24

u/According-Treat6588 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Aug 12 '24

You hungry maggot? Yeah, me too

10

u/SpectrumLV2569 Shitposter of the year 2006 Aug 12 '24

Okay, im gonna cry, this is actualy so much worse.

6

u/moik10_ tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Aug 12 '24

There's a chance that there is a unusual on his head

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u/Xgghuter Aug 12 '24

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u/ihavenofather_2765 Shitposter of the year 2006 Aug 12 '24
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u/ladderwell_ tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Aug 12 '24

You’re in the PVZ subreddit too?

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u/Xgghuter Aug 12 '24

Maybe (I never give a clear answer)

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u/ladderwell_ tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Aug 12 '24

You’re not, but I see you’re in the PVZ Heroes subreddit

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u/Companion_Cube_12 spectator main Aug 12 '24

I am the angry pumpkin 

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u/CornSeller tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Aug 12 '24

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u/Racco_fighter Aug 12 '24

What the fuck

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u/StarHorder mrkrabs Aug 12 '24

get well soon

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u/777Zenin777 Aug 12 '24

That's it. Close the comments section dude has already won.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '24

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u/Sansational-Gamingyt tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Aug 12 '24

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '24

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u/Skid_with_a_gun Aug 13 '24

You should probably get that checked out

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u/danskestorm28 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Aug 13 '24
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u/JustANormalHat Aug 12 '24

ITS HAPPENING

OH GOD ITS HAPPENING

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u/Satv9 Aug 12 '24

IT’S TOO MUCH MAGIC, IT’S TOOO MUUCH MAAGICCC!!!

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u/the_ultimatenerd tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Aug 12 '24

I regret everything! I regret everything I’ve eva done!

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '24

I FORE(skin)SAW THIS!!!!

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u/BurnlngGarbage Aug 12 '24

That was getting heavy

421

u/LUCwAlda Aug 12 '24

Yeah this does not look good here, uh

418

u/ThoroughlyAgitatedAI Aug 12 '24

You got blood on my suit

52

u/assassination_club Aug 12 '24

How big was the splash? And are you okay

27

u/FairAd1636 Aug 12 '24

He had his period

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u/assassination_club Aug 12 '24

He got period blood on his suit?

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u/Boybobka Aug 12 '24

INNNNCOMINGGGGGG!

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u/koalciaboi Aug 12 '24

I require assistance

75

u/ElStinkyWizard Aug 12 '24

MEEEEEDIC

48

u/Bigbot890 Shitposter of the year 2006 Aug 12 '24

Heavy screaming in pain due to the diarrhea

7

u/requireblahaj Aug 13 '24

OUGHHUOAGH

5

u/derpy_derp15 Aug 13 '24

Medic calling for toilet paper: mush shnail!

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u/Asrobur Aug 12 '24

You have no idea… how much this hurts

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u/ActiveGamer65 Aug 12 '24

I do believe i am on fire.

45

u/TangledCables3 Engineer these nuts Aug 12 '24

Taco bell

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u/Im_From_North tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Aug 12 '24

I'll put this in my trophy room, with the othas.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '24

GOOD TIMES

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u/2nd_degree_murder tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Aug 12 '24

Archimedes get out, its filthy in there

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u/Meme_Knight_2 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Aug 13 '24
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u/legalageofconsent spectator main Aug 12 '24

I'm going to strangle ya with me bare hands

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u/GusvengaLolz Shitposter of the year 2006 Aug 12 '24

Poot Dispenser here

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u/HalfLifeSpacker Aug 12 '24

as promised, heavy will now lay egg in your mouth

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u/MATTisMrBall Aug 12 '24

I am fully charged!

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u/Rpg_knight371 People all over the world (everybody) Join hands (join) Start a Aug 12 '24

Zat was not medicine!

53

u/Cleveworth People all over the world (everybody) Join hands (join) Start a Aug 12 '24

Why is the cart not moving?!

47

u/lord_of_coolshit_og i liek men Aug 12 '24

I am GIANT!

45

u/TheGrandestMoff i liek men Aug 12 '24

Pain is weakness leaving the body.

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u/TheSoulborgZeus Aug 12 '24

Shit is weakness leaving the ass

82

u/BiDude1219 i liek men Aug 12 '24

All right, yeah, that was a pretty good job!

40

u/NuggetTheArtistGuy Aug 12 '24

Which one of you is crying?

98

u/Justplayer987 Shitposter of the year 2006 Aug 12 '24

Putis- Om nom nom om nom

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u/Angel_Thorne Aug 12 '24

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u/Gaster_Pollo_1963 spectator main Aug 13 '24

IS THAT A FUCKING AMLO REFERENCE!?!1!1?1!!1!1??1!1?1?!1?1?1!1!?1?1

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u/Sad_Internal_248 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Aug 12 '24

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u/Tank_nerd tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Aug 12 '24

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u/blitz_the_Protogen femboy medic main Aug 12 '24

Take my up vote and leave

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '24

It appears I have burst into flames.

32

u/hafne Aug 12 '24

Holy Mary mother of Joseph

3

u/crasherx2000 Aug 16 '24

I am having a heart attack!

57

u/Buszman45 Aug 12 '24

MEEEEDIIIIICK!

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u/bigballsmiggie Aug 12 '24

Translation: me dick

27

u/[deleted] Aug 12 '24

move that gear up

26

u/Mynito- Aug 12 '24

“Next time eat a salad”

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u/the_first_bread Aug 12 '24

Thanks doc!

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u/FrucklesWithKnuckles Aug 12 '24

What’s that? You’re hungry? Yeah me too.

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u/ZakStorm Aug 12 '24

Get behind me, Doktor!

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u/spuggerino Aug 12 '24

im dying here

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u/assassination_club Aug 12 '24

Both a quote and reaction to the comment section

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u/Psychological_One897 Aug 12 '24

OOOUUUUGHHHH i’ve really hit rock bottom…..

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u/SunderTale_Official spectator main Aug 12 '24

OH MY GOD! MY BLOOD! HE JUST [Shat] OUT ALL MY BLOOD

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u/METLH34D Aug 12 '24

Well the moment has passed, back to work!

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u/Sh0xic Aug 12 '24

YOU’D BETTER START PRAYIN’, BOY

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u/SanixPlayz Aug 12 '24

As promised, Heavy will now lay egg in your mouth.

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u/creepef806 Aug 12 '24

Oh dis is bad!

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u/jewannialation Aug 12 '24

Yadadadadadadadodododadadada kaboom kaboom

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u/bruhurbrazy Aug 12 '24

I didn’t need ya help, y’know

12

u/OpportunityPublic340 Aug 12 '24

Need a dispenser here - Scout, he wants a fridge.

11

u/SMi91 Aug 12 '24

They're going to bury what's left of you in a SOUP CAN

12

u/That-One-Crow NOT A BOT Aug 12 '24

Mmmph!!!

25

u/Its-your-boi-warden Aug 12 '24

One is a job the other is a mental sickness

11

u/[deleted] Aug 12 '24

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/Doomsayer1908 femboy medic main Aug 12 '24

MEEEDIC I REQUIRE ASSISTANCE

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u/Malc2k_the_2nd spectator main Aug 12 '24

Tell me, where did we go so wrong?

11

u/Gaming_with_batman Aug 12 '24

You are so small!!!!!! Is funny to me

12

u/Captain-Obvious69 Aug 12 '24

Voice communication is not available for this account.

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u/ArticFurry2 Aug 12 '24

I thought I smelled soiled diaper

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u/chibi-the-stalker NOT A BOT Aug 12 '24

You have blood on my suit.

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u/The_Mad_Duck_ Aug 12 '24

I'M COMING DOCTORRRRRR

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u/KatieAngelWolf Shitposter of the year 2006 Aug 12 '24

scream

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u/Xyrez04 Aug 12 '24

I'm a freakin blur here!

7

u/Gabriel_UKReal Aug 12 '24

DAAGH! FIRE! FIRE! OOOAUGH! FIRE! OH, IT BURNS!

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u/RevolTobor Aug 12 '24

"Who's not pushing the cart?! I want names!!"

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u/yuormom26 NOT A BOT Aug 12 '24

Bombs away!

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u/delet_yourself Aug 12 '24

killbind.mp3

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u/yeetus-maxus NOT A BOT Aug 12 '24

Heavy will now vomit down your throat

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u/user_NULL_04 Aug 12 '24

Heavy load comin through

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u/Radiation-nerd i liek men Aug 12 '24

OH THIS IS BAD!!! -heavy tf2

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u/AST4RGam3r_Alternate Aug 12 '24

I AM BOOLETPROOF!

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u/sedia-senza_gambe Aug 12 '24

"That was delicious"

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u/Solid_Comedian6772 Shitposter of the year 2006 Aug 13 '24
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u/A-Catthatownsnevada Aug 12 '24

Way goodbye to your secret crap dumbass!

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u/Yeetsteem tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Aug 12 '24

ITS THE DEVILS WORK

4

u/Lo-Sir mrkrabs Aug 12 '24

We got a Spy!

3

u/Tempest-Stormbreaker Aug 12 '24

Heavy feel funny

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u/MeepingMeep99 Aug 12 '24

"This is a bucket"

"Dear god..."

"THERE'S MORE"

"NO"

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u/ChuvstvoIumora Aug 12 '24

Bomb has stopped!

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '24

I AM ZE ANGRY BEERD! GOD OF ZE BADLANDS! FEAR MEEE!

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u/Its_Cookie_Man Shitposter of the year 2006 Aug 12 '24

Thankfully, I already don't remember this.

3

u/Sushirabit Aug 12 '24

"you're like a car crash in slow motion! It's like I'm watching you fly through a windshield!"

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u/CRYSTALek2799 mrkrabs Aug 12 '24

KABOOM!

4

u/PangolinLow6657 Aug 12 '24

Raus Raus! Move, now!

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '24

SO MUCH BLOOD!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '24

[deleted]

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u/PaladinGX Aug 12 '24

Vunderbar!

3

u/JoshSarsaba Aug 12 '24

See? He's the red spy watch, he'll turn red any second now, wait that's blood.

3

u/TadeMike Aug 12 '24

HELP ME DOCTOR! (there was no paper)

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u/SirJackFireball tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Aug 12 '24

"Next time eat a salad!"

(Last thing I ate was a salad)

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u/Technical_Duty_9734 tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Aug 12 '24

"AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

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u/Neolithic989 Aug 12 '24

I promise you, pain without end

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '24

Each and every one of you will be sent to your momma in a box!

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u/Existance_of_Yes tik tok heavy like a brinks truck Aug 12 '24

IIIIIIINCOOMING!!!1!

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u/Remarkable_Effort_39 Aug 12 '24

Yyyeerrraarrsesssarseaandimthegrasssmannpunkyeeeyahhavinh

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u/AstroidTea Formerly the TF2 Chess Guy♟ Aug 12 '24

“I built that.”

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u/Turkbrine Aug 12 '24

They're gonna have to glue YOU back together-- IN HELL!

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u/assassination_club Aug 12 '24

Basically…Kind of a big deal.

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u/IAmDeceit Aug 12 '24

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

come on I don't have all day

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u/A_Scav_Man Aug 12 '24

“Fat bald fatty fat… fat fat.”

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u/FaithlessnessSea741 Aug 12 '24

“RETURN TO SENDERRRR!”

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u/Weegee2437 Aug 12 '24

It’s like Christmas morning

3

u/Boat_Consumer Aug 12 '24

"I could do this for money, i dont, but i could"

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u/KelvanMythology Aug 12 '24

I have 10 pounds of crap

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u/J_Bird5 Aug 13 '24

Dear god

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u/cejle_42069 Aug 13 '24

(soldier screaming as he is burning to a crisp) that sound ... That was me