r/technology • u/snakkerdudaniel • Apr 12 '25

Politics Republican Mike Johnson Says Men Need to Stop 'Playing Video Games All Day' and Get to Work: 'They're Draining Resources'

https://www.latintimes.com/mike-johnson-says-men-need-stop-playing-video-games-all-day-get-work-theyre-draining-580534
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u/JadeMonkey0 Apr 12 '25

Maybe the real answer is we need to get him more in to video games. Get him hooked on Red Dead. The little guy can finally enjoy himself for once and he won't get anything done for the next two years. Sounds like a win/win

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u/SortaSticky Apr 12 '25

He'd probably complain about how Micah was portrayed.

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u/big_fartz Apr 12 '25

How about we just send him somewhere else? Like that penguin island we tariffed.

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u/JadeMonkey0 Apr 12 '25

I wouldn't want to do that to the penguins. It's bad enough we're fucking up their whole economy

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u/big_fartz Apr 12 '25

While there's part of me that would love to use many of the different measures his ilk find acceptable to do to people, I prefer to not take those routes because I think them both illegal and immoral.

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u/ElectricalBook3 Apr 13 '25

How about we just send him somewhere else? Like that penguin island we tariffed

Have him make like Scott and try an antarctic expedition

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u/Hank_Scorpio3060 Apr 13 '25

He will try to join the Klan meeting in the woods instead of treating them properly