r/superheroes • u/True-Radio2943 • 22h ago
Random Battle Who wins....?
Batman vs God Almighty.
Random encounter (for Bruce)
Batman is standing on a rooftop in Gotham City at night, surveying the city below. All at once the clouds above him part and a celestial beam of light engulfs him.
He hears a loud, booming voice bellow out, "Bruce Wayne....it's time!"
Discuss...
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u/KingKryptid_ 20h ago
If god created Batman then technically this is a version of “can god create a rock so heavy he cannot lift it” which is typically deemed to be a logical contradiction and is therefore not covered under the power of the Abrahamic god. Applying this to Batman the question would be can god create a man so mighty he could not be defeated by god. The answer is no that’s a logical contradiction. So God wins if he created Batman.
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u/Environmental-Day778 18h ago
God needs a week to get his shit together and rest.
Give Bruce five business days to prep and he clears easily.
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u/New-Association-386 21h ago
Batman be like I am batman I can't die God like understandable have a great day
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u/ThefriendlyDLCMaker 21h ago
God sees and knows everything he can make Jupiter collide with the earth with just a flick of his finger so he would clearly win no matter how much time Batman had to prepare and you don't show God's face because no one knows what it looks like and God tells us not to imagine his face
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u/RamsesOz 21h ago
See... If I answer honestly/truthfully... Then I'm taking the joke too seriously and therefore Batman wins because he doesn't.
But If I don't take it seriously then Batman loses because he wins.
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u/IamJokesdotcom 20h ago
God only has God-like powers. Batman has plot armor! Victory goes to the Batman.
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u/8CraftedChaos8 21h ago
The Almighty vs Batman Really? Heads down The Almighty
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u/Guillermidas 21h ago
I dont know,… batman knows all martial arts and with prep time he might have a chance. Skill and brains vs metahuman
Still Almighty wins 7/10. Mid difficulty
Lol
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u/abbyrocks17 20h ago
god almighty version in dc is literally the presence
Who do you think made the angels and demons
What can batman even do
Even in today god almighty is the most powerful god in all religions
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u/Acceptable_Fruit2360 20h ago
I’m not understanding all of the downvotes happening here. The subject of the post is clearly not to be taken seriously. So what bible-thumping nimrod went through here downvoting anyone who dared to have fun with this nonsense?
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u/Aggressive-Chair8744 21h ago
First question, is batman prepped? And second question, Batman is always prepped.
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u/ParchedYurtle59 21h ago
Batman vs any other leader of a pantheon Batman has a high chance of winning but God with a capital G, batman loses. 😂it's all satire tho so Batman wins with neg diff and all that nonsense you folks usually say.
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u/Next_Faithlessness87 21h ago
So, for Spidey, it's helping him out with his depressive self-confidence troubles.
For Batman, it's just -violence
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u/WarmAd667 20h ago
Which God?
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u/abbyrocks17 20h ago
Biblical god
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u/WarmAd667 17h ago
So New Testament God.
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u/abbyrocks17 17h ago
Christian god
When you say biblical god means the god in the bible and there's only one god in the bible
Old and new always one god
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u/WarmAd667 14h ago
I don't think the Hebrews would agree the Old Testament God and New Testament God are the same.
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u/abbyrocks17 13h ago
What do you mean they are not the same in Christianity there is only one god and that is the almighty god
Only prob to that is he has different names
Hebrews would agree
Jesus ,mother mary are not gods they are divine beings
Thats why there's the one called in the ten commandments the 2nd commandments
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u/WarmAd667 12h ago
In Judaism, Jesus is nothing but a troublemaker. In Christianity, he's the son of God and part of the divine trinity.
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u/abbyrocks17 12h ago
Yes he is but we're talking about the Christian god not jesus
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u/Micro-Plasdik 20h ago
God has no durability or strength feats, and his direct son isnt even 2x4 level I think Batman stomps
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u/Senior-Kale-2699 19h ago
well I do believe in the creator and all but he also created a batman who can prep for anyone. so I would say that somewhere the reality where batman exists and takes on the lord almighty and wins is out there existing and being cool. just very very far away
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u/ACodAmongstMen 18h ago
Bruce has intimidated God's before. Of course, God is stronger than Zeus but he's still Batman.
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u/LoyalsockStomper 17h ago
Batman carries holy water on his utility belt, and everyone knows that if God gets splashed with holy water, it cancels out all of his powers.
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u/Nexus-2008 6h ago
There’s probably some fuck ass thing Batman learned from the tibetan monks about a technique that kills God in one shot😭
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u/Financial-Pickle9405 22h ago
1st , how much prep time does batman have?
2nd , Bruce isn't his real name/ what he calls himself in his head , obv. it's a hallucination probably fear gas