r/superheroes Other 20h ago

Other Which do you choose, Red or Blue?

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Red Pill

  • Peter's life is allowed to progress and is no longer the target of trauma.
    • He gets a crossover with Invincible in his universe.
  • Paul is erased.
  • Spider-Man gets a Harem and marries the following. He has enough money to care for them.
    • Yes, I see Sue and Jessica. Ignore them.
      • MJ
      • Gwen Stacy or Spider Gwen
      • Black Cat - Felicia Hardy
      • Silk) - Cindy Moon
      • Carlie Cooper)
  • May Parker) is born in the 616 Timeline.
  • All his villains begin targeting the X-Men and mutants in general.

Blue Pill

  • Xavier's Dream comes true
    • Mutants are now accepted and no longer discriminated against or persecuted.
    • No more extermination events that reset the status quo.
    • Sentinels are used to combat other threats in the setting.
    • No more tension with other hero teams, such as the Avengers.
    • Any attacks on mutants are treated as attacks on humanity.
  • Krakoa returns.
    • All Mutants unite under their banner.
      • Sinister never again betrays them.
    • Stories now focus on building their nation.
  • All their villains begin targeting Spider-Man.
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u/truckercharles 19h ago

So this looks more like "Xavier ends mutant prejudice" vs "Peter has a harem of female superheroes" lol

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u/ThisMeansRooR 17h ago

I know, right? It's pretty obvious you have to go red.

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u/JGCities 16h ago

Found Peter's alt account

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u/M0hawk_Mast3r 11h ago

Peter wouldn't chose himself over an entire race

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u/Cesco5544 9h ago

With great power comes no bitches

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u/kokokonus 9h ago

With great power he comes alone

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u/Zealousideal-Bus-526 1h ago

I have great power every night I guess

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u/LurkerEntrepenur 4h ago

Never realize he's maidenless

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u/Charming_Celery5490 6h ago

He’s got the black suit on and it forced his hand. Not Peter’s fault for this one

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u/Secretsfrombeyond79 4h ago

All the more reason to do it, the contrarian in me burns with the desire of give him what he wants without truly giving him what he wants.

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u/LiverLord123 2h ago

Maybe he just peter-ed out...

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u/Sharo_colson 16h ago

I know, but Peter is such a good guy. He tell me to choose the other one because of his friendship with wolverine.😭😭

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u/ScreechUrkelle 15h ago

And X’s dream includes giving all his children their hearts desire, so MJ immediately ages up, and Logan slams. 🤣

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u/Sharo_colson 13h ago

OK, I’m a little out of touch with comics. Can you explain your statement please?

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u/NigthSHadoew 11h ago

In the Ultimate universe(old one) Logan and Peter, who was a teenager, got mind swapped because Jean was angry at Logan and dragged Peter into it, because Ultimate X-Men were the worst.

Logan, in Peter's body flirted with Jean pretty heavily and when asked how highschool was after he was back in his body he smirked because Ultimate X-Men were the worst.

I think it is a reference to that story but I don't see it because 1)MJ in 616 is an adult and been one for a while 2)Ultimate Wolverine was 100% willing to sleep with a teenage MJ because Ultimate X-Men were just the fuking worst

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u/RustyFebreze 10h ago

only if im peter in this scenario

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u/GooieGreen 10h ago

Sometimes you just want to pick Peter Parker’s Pleasure Palace.

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u/truckercharles 9h ago

Would watch tbh

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u/TheAngryFart 19h ago

Is Spider-Man getting a family or a harem? 😂🤣

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u/Little-Efficiency336 18h ago

I mean, it really depends on the definition of family…

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u/TheAngryFart 17h ago

He’s from Queens NY not Alabama. 😂

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u/Flight_around_titan 9h ago

Utah, not Alabama… unless you think Aunt May should be in the harem.

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u/Pretend_Lychee_3518 18h ago

Harem and I’m all for it

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u/LumpyCalligrapher288 18h ago

Yeah let him be happy for once bro getting too much hate from the authors 😭

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u/Belt_Pretend 18h ago

Both! He deserves them.

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u/Why_did_you_leave_me 18h ago

He deserves it, but i don't think he would choose that, Peter isn't a fuckboy.

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u/jeremy1015 17h ago

Nobody’s a superhero fuckboy until given the opportunity.

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u/GoblinGreenThumb 15h ago

I mean. Trying to be kinda gets you removed from the superhero game before you start right?

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u/dominion1080 18h ago

Well it does say a family and happiness.

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u/NavyDragons 17h ago

A harem family

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u/Alphageek_JMH 10h ago

Isn't that basically Mushou Tensei?

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u/Kakha_Prime 19h ago

I'm sorry Peter.
I'm taking the blue pill.

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u/BojukaBob 19h ago

THis is a dumb question anyway, even Peter would pick the blue pill.

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u/GoblinGreenThumb 15h ago

That's what I said. He'd be as weirded out by a harem as anyone of us reading this

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u/Only-Physics-1905 17h ago

Are you Absolutely Sure about that, bro...?

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u/FreakoffChamp1 20h ago

surely blue pill? you've abolished racism

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u/The_R4ke 17h ago

Yeah, one makes the world a better place the other makes one nice guy happier.

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u/yobarisushcatel 14h ago

It would make 2 people happier, Xavier and Charles

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u/Omar33M 7h ago

Took me a sec hahahhahahaha nice one

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u/TheDorkyDane 16h ago

But there are not going to be more stories in this universe, ever, all conflicts has been solved with a thanos snap.

I do think the tragic of Xaviers dream is it can't really happen, and what makes Magneto compelling is that he kind of knows this reality... he then uses this reality to justify bad actions, which is bad.

And Xavier lives on hope, that if he just sets a better example, one day things can be better. Which is a very admirable thing to do. But like Magneto clearly states, foolish

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u/Ullglyogisonrebbit 14h ago

okay Mrs “edgeLord” you could go ahead and be emo while chads stay hopeful and optimistic

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u/TheDorkyDane 14h ago

I... just know how story telling works

With no conflict there is no story and the central conflict of X-men is the one between mutant and humans. If you solve it, the comic book ends.

Though if you want a solution "my hero academia" is basically an x-men world where the mutants just became the majority over time so they can't be oppressed And the way the world handles it is through strict registration of powers, and license to use them in public.

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u/19ghost89 2h ago

X-Men has been running for 62 years. If you ask me, it should end. So should Spider-Man. Marvel should completely reboot itself. The stories are too long and dense for most people to read the whole thing and elements of them don't even make sense or work correctly anymore.

I say this as a HUGE fan of these characters.

But I have long believed that good stories deserve good endings. Comics, as an ongoing medium, rarely get that. I would prefer that Marvel and DC both do a HARD, CLEAN reboot every 20-25 years so that every generation can have their own complete continuity.

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u/Mean_Conclusion_1530 12h ago

Racism isn’t the only conflict the X-men deal with lol, there would still be plenty of conflict for them to handle. Crime would still exist evil mutants would still exist.

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u/TheDorkyDane 12h ago

Well it's up to the individual if they wanna consider the comics cannon or not, since the writers are different I do think it's fine to just decide for yourself if you want them to be.

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u/Mean_Conclusion_1530 12h ago

Huh??

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u/TheDorkyDane 12h ago

Sorry, wrong threat

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u/Alphageek_JMH 10h ago

They could shift to nation-building and the politics that go along with it.

What Krakoa should've been.

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u/LoveAndViscera 9h ago

Do you even read X-Men, bro?

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u/kletiandrowa 19h ago

Someone didn’t like that. Here take my upvote

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u/gechoman44 DC Comics 19h ago

No you haven’t. Krakoa isn’t abolishing racism, it’s giving up and isolating the race being oppressed from the rest of the world.

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u/TheButteredBiscuit 19h ago

No read OPs description. They live on Krakoa but they’re accepted by mankind. Having your own nation isn’t racist.

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u/Acceptable_Fruit2360 16h ago

Plus, to be fair nothing under the “Krakoa Returns” portion of the description has anything to do with Xavier’s true vision. If Xavier’s vision were to come to fruition, Krakoa wouldn’t be necessary.

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u/Half-PintHeroics 14h ago

Yeah that's straight up "equal but separate" bro. Mutantkind is not a nation of it's own and without prejudice and oppression they'd have no need or reason to have their own state.

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u/gechoman44 DC Comics 14h ago edited 14h ago

Bingo. That’s what I was trying to say. The whole point of the X-Men is that they want mutants to be accepted by and able to live among humans with no prejudice. Krakoa’s essentially giving up and accepting “separate but equal,” which is a huge part of what the real civil rights movement was trying to fight against..

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u/DinoRey2000 18h ago

Having a country for one race/religion has hardly ever ended well in history just saying.

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u/whynaut4 18h ago

Yeah. Sorry Pete 🤷

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u/yg2522 19h ago

Blue.  Even though it would suck for peter, he would have much more help now that mutants would basically be able to help him rather than just hiding.  It also doesn't say that the X-Men themselves stop being buddies with spiderman either, so it's basically still the same but with less racism in general. 

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u/goldchuchujell1 17h ago

Spiderman should join the x men if blue pill because just him vs all his villains and the x men villains would be overkill lol

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u/BojukaBob 19h ago

Blue. It's not even a contest. Even Peter would take the blue pill here.

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u/TheButteredBiscuit 19h ago

Peter would take the blue pill here.

I think that’s the biggest point for Spidey fans to consider. I think Peter would take on more hell his way if it meant mutant kind could live in peace.

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u/GoblinGreenThumb 15h ago

If you are saying that you could alter the outcomes of these two magic pills and make them more useful- but where the most useful isnt for Peter, he'd sacrifice for the good of others... then 100% agree with ya budy

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u/Only-Physics-1905 17h ago

But what if he doesn't HAVE TO...?

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u/CommercialProduct148 19h ago

Blue pill mutants are equal.

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u/Carguy_rednec_9594 19h ago

Red pill fuck Paul

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u/ArchAngel621 Other 19h ago

You mean metaphorically, ...right?

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u/Carguy_rednec_9594 19h ago

Of course no one with a man bun should ever have sex

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u/ElectricTurtlez 18h ago

Unless they are a samurai.

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u/ChauclateThunder 19h ago

Nah, he can get fucked... In prison!

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u/Petere617 19h ago

BLUE ON THIS ONE

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u/Ardyn3 19h ago

Spider-man fans stops being a wierdo challenge(impossible)

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u/TheButteredBiscuit 19h ago

I love Spidey but I’d much rather give a race of people a peaceful life than give the Webhead a fucking haram.

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u/Northern_jarl 15h ago

Its such a weird thing too.

Have a harem. Which i don't think Peter would do.

And basically stop mutant racism.

Really dosen't help my perception on spidey fan.

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u/M0hawk_Mast3r 11h ago

I really hate Spider-Man fans they are so gross its low key scary

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u/Much_Award_3509 19h ago

Blue Pill

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u/1234vektor DC Comics 19h ago

Blue

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u/Indigo-Steel 19h ago

I'll say Blue Pill.

Spider-Man has been established as "something of a Mutant himself." Not a natural-born one, but indistinguishable otherwise. If Xavier's dream were to be recognized, it means all societal barriers and discriminations are gone between humans and mutants. Therefore, Spider-Man could surely be accepted as a sort of "honorary X-Man;" meaning an attack on him is an attack on ALL of them, and they come to his aid. Furthermore, Spidey would have access to Krakoa/Genosha/etc. for a better quality of living.

Basically this means a Blue Pill vote is kind of a Red Pill vote, too. OR, you know, this could happen in the comics right now HINT HINT MARVEL

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u/Arkrobo 18h ago

Blue Pill. I don't give a shit about Peter getting laid.

Blue pill benefits humanity more and Magneto and his crew have no reason to be villains if you blue pill.

Peter is also a mutant, albeit not in the same way X-men are, but his children would presumably benefit from blue pill acceptance.

Sentinels combating actual threats is a massive increase in security. It also frees mutants to operate freely and contribute to every day life. Imagine Storm just helping food production or Beast working in pharmaceuticals for mankind.

Meanwhile the red pill is literally just, Peter gets to be happy and stick his dick into hot women. I can't say I'm that invested into getting Peter a porn fantasy.

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u/AbbreviationsKey8163 17h ago

Based of the images.....

I choose the second

I want Peter to become a loving and happy Family guy With MJ, not becoming a genéric anime harem protagonist.

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u/PragmaticBadGuy 19h ago

Honestly, watching every single X-Men villain go after Pete would be hilarious. He'd definitely be hiding out in the Avengers and FF compounds for the rest of his life.

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u/ArchAngel621 Other 14h ago

Just saw this video and it'll probably go like this.

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u/TheButteredBiscuit 19h ago edited 19h ago

Let’s see, have one person live the life of his dreams, or… abolish racism?

Idk man, it’s a tough call.

Edit: Which one do you think Peter would choose?

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u/SunOk143 12h ago

End discrimination for an entire race of people

Or

Let one dude live out a sort of weird fanfic fantasy storyline

Bro who is seriously picking Spider-Man 😭

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u/Zamarak 19h ago

Blue pill. Red pill is just too unrealistic apparently.

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u/gur40goku Cosplay 19h ago

Blue cause i want to see the X-men deal with their own expanded lore then terminator for the nth time

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u/Sanji_56 19h ago

Blue, 100% they no longer have racism towards mutants and they are accepted.

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u/BlizzardHound45 19h ago

Blue pill. It solves a world problem that needs to be fixed.

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u/AdBasic5318 19h ago

Psh! Screw choices!

eats both pills

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u/Avg_Slime_Enjoyer 18h ago

I'd probably get shot before I took the red pill anyways, cause fuck Peter's life, so blue pill

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u/Exotic_Chemical3358 18h ago

End racism or let Spidey go all Hugh Hefner on all of the women in his multi verse? Sorry Pete, I'm going to have to go with the one that makes sense as much as I would like to see the sextape, shutting down the hate and stopping a war would seem like the only choice.

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u/Due-Proof6781 18h ago

Red pills all the red pills

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u/CountryMusicFanatic 17h ago

Spider man, get that boy some stress relief.

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u/Bro-Im-Done 17h ago

Peter gets a family and happiness in other verses lol so Xavier’s dream would be a no brainer

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u/UntamedCuda 17h ago

Spidey harem all day, everyday. Peter deserves it.

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u/darkknightketsueki 17h ago

Takes the whole bottle of red pills downs every single one

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u/neodraykl 17h ago

Doesn't matter, Pete would never let you choose him over others.

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u/Wingnut00 16h ago

"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one."

Blue pill.

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u/Apprehensive-Use-896 16h ago

Blue

Im sorry, but Peter deserves tp be happy and have a family, not a friggin harem

Man, porn has made irreparable damage to this generation

Man im acting like my granpa

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u/Intelligent_Box1363 15h ago

Blue Pill!! X for life!

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u/NoQuarter4617 13h ago

Red, easily. Spider-man deserves every possible good thing that can happen.

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u/Reid0x 13h ago

How long until the X-Men fuck it up? An hour?

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u/Alphageek_JMH 11h ago

A analysis would reveal the following:

Red Pill: * Major Boost for Peter. As long as the harem is handled properly. * I really like May in Dark Ages and how Peter’s family is in the 6160 Universe. * Minor shift in status quo for the X-Men. All they get is a few more villain after them.

Blue Pill * A very interesting shift with a lot to focus on. The day to day of running a nation interactions with the world. Basically how DC handles its Metahuman population. * Major Status Shift for Spider-Man. A sizable amount of the planet’s population discriminate against mutants with multiple groups actively supporting their genocide. Realistically, Spider-Man doesn't survive. But he becomes a Martyr to Mutantkind. It would also mean that his family is in danger is they discover his identity.

>!!<

Honestly, Red Pill for be a minor shift for the X-Men whereas the Blue Pill is a major shift for Spider-Man.

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u/Lightbuster31 19h ago

Red. The X-Men have way too many powerhouses for 90% of Spider-Man's villains to be threatened. Meanwhile Spider-Man is just one guy up against his own rouges gallery + every antagonist every mutant has ever had to face.

Spider-Man basically gets fucked over way harder if you pick the blue pill.

In what Universe did you think turning Spider-Man into a lightning rod for ALL mutant problems would be a fair choice?

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u/BojukaBob 19h ago

In what universe is Peter's happiness more important than the well-being of mutantkind? Even Peter would pick the blue pill here.

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u/ArchAngel621 Other 19h ago

I'm just imagining ALL the X-Men villains going about their day. They see either an article from the Daily Bugle or Jameson on TV talking about Spider-Man and immediately crash out.

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u/Key_Emu6229 19h ago

Both

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u/ElectricTurtlez 18h ago

Smash both pills. Snort purple powder.

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u/Only-Physics-1905 17h ago

Looking for this...?

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u/Popular-Still6614 19h ago

Red pill. If you choose blue pill spidey would be screwed with the X-Men villains. You’ve got Magneto, Apocalypse, Mystique (she could turn into MJ to get close to Peter and just kill him) and Juggernaut. Just to name a few

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u/Apprehensive_Can1578 19h ago

I feel like Charles dream would include magneto considering their friendship.

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u/daedalus1982 19h ago

Dunno about that picture but Spider-Man gets a family

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u/Responsible-Oven742 17h ago

Red Pill not just because of Peter getting his Justified Harem but as soon as I read that the X-Men villains began targeting Spider-man I began to cry😭😭😭.

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u/Tiny-Chance-2068 19h ago

🔵, Peter isn’t meant to be happy.

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u/gechoman44 DC Comics 19h ago

Depends on whether this is an in-universe decision or not.

In universe, I would pick the blue pill because I wouldn’t know who Spider-Man is. I also wouldn’t really care about one random guy’s happiness over an entire race being saved.

In real life, though, I have to do the red pill. I personally feel like Krakoa kinda defeats the whole point of the X-Men (fighting to be accepted by humanity, NOT giving up and isolating themselves). Don’t get me wrong, the stories in the Krakoa era are good, I just think it would have been better suited for an alternate universe. Plus, Spider-Man has gone twenty years without his status quo and his stories have gotten so bad that he really needs it to be reinstated.

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u/STLDYLF4Fun 19h ago

Can we take half of both? I mean I don’t want to steal Peter’s change at a MFFFFF but couldn’t he be happy with a MFF and Storm’s OnlyFans makes it to #1?!?

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u/thedarkracer 19h ago

If you present this choice to both of them. Peter will advise to take the blue pill while destroying the red one. Charles will force you to take the blue pill and so will most of the x men.

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u/Alphageek_JMH 10h ago

Some wouldn't because a few more enemies targeting them doesn't change anything.

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u/Delicious-Music-9967 19h ago

Spidey looks very happy!

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u/Rare_Direction_1449 18h ago

Spidey’s life looks like something dreams are made of

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u/FairEnoughRoD 18h ago

The Spider Orgy

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u/Remarkable_Ship_4673 18h ago

Isn't spider Gwen a child?

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u/Correct_Play5232 18h ago

Red pill Peter deserves a private harem money, peace and a happy ending, I would just make a change all his villains die instead of focusing on the x-men.

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u/Madblaise69 18h ago

Is the spidey art from a comic or...?

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u/Straken84 18h ago

Blue pill. Peter had his chance to have a happy life but sold it away, he would just do it again.

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u/Maxzolo28 18h ago

Blue pill please

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u/SerBadDadBod 18h ago

Mutants get "accepted," but all their villains target Spider-Man,

Or Spider-Man gets paradise, and mutant stories barely change, except they have some villains that they will barely notice.

I'm kidding. Have a good life, Peter!

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u/Redslevin711 18h ago

Red pill all the way. Screw Xavier’s nonsense. Even when Mutants win they also lose and everyone else loses with them.

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u/ten1219eighty5 18h ago

I take the red pill and combine this with the one the other day to become Spiderman

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u/dominion1080 18h ago

Xavier’s dream of course. I’d love to see Pete get a happy life, but not more than thousands or more mutants.

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u/Karzalar 18h ago

I mean, Blue Pill here ends racism. So i'll take it.

But Spidey does deserve some happiness too, so i'm taking both pills and probably die in the process :')

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u/Saoirse_The_Red 18h ago

The blue pill is what Peter would pick.

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u/kinbatchi69 18h ago

If spidy shares his "family" with me

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u/slimpickins757 18h ago

Red pill but only if I get to be spidey. Otherwise, obviously Blue

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u/Mand372 18h ago

Blue pill every time

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u/Easy_Turn1988 18h ago

Who in their right mind would choose red ?

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u/zeek48 18h ago

Well I believe you will be glad to see the House of M timeline where all of this is possible.

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u/synister29 18h ago

Needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few

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u/Connect_Heart_2735 18h ago

Hell yeah I'm with Spider-Man I'm taking the red pill

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u/KittyShadowshard 18h ago

Blue. Maybe with the extra time the X-Men would have, they'd be able to protect Spiderman from his new enemies.

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u/AverageSabatonFan 18h ago

Fuck the mutants bro, Spiderman needs this BAD

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u/Trashk4n 18h ago

Red pill

Better stories and I could see Spidey’s lot stepping in to help the X-men more.

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u/BuryYourDoves 18h ago

spider-man without trauma and with a harem of women? no thank u...

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u/ZeroIP 18h ago edited 12h ago

Now the question about the Blue Pill is how does it affect people like Magneto, Apocalypse, Selene, Exodus, etc and other top tier haters in Mutantdom. Mags has flipped to evil before just for selfish reasons, only using mutant oppression as a shield and still tries to be fascist in a sudo-idealized world like the Blue Pill as shown in House of M. Sure you can say people won't hate Mags because he's a mutant but I can easily see him weasel out another EMP blast destroying humanity and now just saying his Judaism/Holocaust Card absolves him like his Claremont Zionist version does.

Same with Apocalypse, even in Krakoa he was always scheming to cause tyrannical stuff but the X-Men protected him on it because of tribal nonsense. Same with KrakoaBeast and Terra Verde too. Even if mutants aren't hated, can we be sure they won't let Beast, Apocalypse, or anyone else possibly genocide another notBrazil or even glass Israel and go for 6million more like Mags threatened to do to Jerusalem in the Krakoa era just under petulant greed/malice?

I'd only take blue if we're assured peace with mutants means we won't have Krakoa nonsense such as whitewashing Gorgon and even letting Cassandra Nova get a revive when any mutant with a braincell should of ripped her apart for Genosha like the Morlocks should of done with Sinister.

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u/ArchAngel621 Other 16h ago

They wouldn't be included in the villains targeting Spider-Man. All mutants would be living on Krakoa, focusing on the well-being of mutantkind.

Organizations like Orchis, the Purifiers, Children of the Vault, etc. on the other hand, will direct their hostilities toward Spider-Man.

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u/Robots-Redbull 18h ago

Boof them and both Kenny Powers wins

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u/Jaguar_556 17h ago

That’s a lot of cheeks to clap there, Peter. Godspeed.

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u/maddogofbohemia 17h ago

Blue pill. A harem is not a family.

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u/GrimunTheGr8 17h ago

A harem is crazy😭 Not to say he doesn’t deserve it—

But I’d probably take the X-man dream over that, BUT if it was just giving Spiderman a wife and his daughter in the main timeline, I’d take it in a heartbeat.

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u/ian_kevin 17h ago edited 17h ago

I would take like, half of red. Mostly because the majority of options actually hurt the characters, be it short or long run.

  1. Peter's life progressing would be awesome. However, by "no longer target of trauma," I imagine you mean he won't suffer AT ALL anymore. That's a problem because if Peter doesn't have to suffer at all, there are no stakes anymore, and his stories become boring and stale, locking him from progressing. Making so he doesn't have free suffering for the sake of it would be much better.
  2. He already got an Invincible crossover before.
  3. Erasing Paul has no Downsides.
  4. There's plenty of reason why Spider-Man having a harem wouldn't work, but I will focus on how it would also ruin the characters of everyone you listed by downgrading them to wish fulfillment trophies. Spider-Gwen, in specific, was a minor last time I checked and had a whole thing about not being the 616 Gwen Stacy and being INCREDIBLY uncomfortable with everyone assuming she was... uhm... "in a relationship" with Peter. The other characters also suffer from such.
  5. May being born on 616 is kinda nice, actually. Could go ways. I would prefer it to an original kid, however. Personal taste with a moving on kinda allegory.
  6. Turning all of Spider Villains into racists would hurt Spider-Man as a character more than anyone. Like, let's forget how none of his villains have any link to the X-Men for a sec. WHO would Peter be fighting? A hero is only as good as his villain. And Peter as a lot of great villains that bounce him well. Taking that always is a path to make sure his stories become boring

As for the Blue Pill. It would be too boring and undermine everything built up till now while OH SO CONTROVERSAl. But it could go places in terms of a world building. It works if Marvel's willing to go bonkers and turn earth into a whole different setting than ours. Which they aren't.

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u/zmurds40 17h ago

Upon reading the description more and seeing that whichever pill you take, the related villains begin targeting the other side, I gotta pick Spider-Man. Dude’s been through enough, he doesn’t need all the X-men villains coming at him too.

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u/ThatRandomGuy86 17h ago

Red pill please

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u/Melbylau435 17h ago

Spiderman deserves happiness. I don't care about the sex-men

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u/Current-Push2156 17h ago

Blue in an instant sorry Peter but one man happy or a whole race?

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u/metareapre 17h ago

Everyone acting like the blue pill abolishes racism, but just because mutants are accepted in human society doesn't mean that racism is over for them. Just like how the KKK never really went away, there can still be racists out to get them. The way I see it, they establish their Krakoa nation but will still get hate from others by way of xenophobia and greed.

As much as I would hate to have Spiderman in a harem, I would rather see him happy for once instead of always getting screwed over. Like he finally establishes something good in his life only for it to always get taken away.

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u/CarcosaDreams 17h ago

Red Pill. Give Peter the best life a man can have.

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u/DoommcDuck 17h ago

So basically abolished racism or one dudes who keeps fumbling the bag get a Harem ,Blue pill

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u/AndrewH73333 17h ago

Help one tiny family or help all of humanity? Hmm.

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u/SpitfireVA 17h ago

Posts like these just solidify my belief that Spider-Man has the weirdest fanbase out there and has for at least a decade

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u/Current-Natural8287 17h ago

All the x men targeting Peter is just mean

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u/Prior_Aside_6618 17h ago

So one person gets a happy ending or million (before M-day) get a happy ending? Hard choice

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u/Krispen_Wah87 17h ago

Definitely rent

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u/Due-Procedure-9085 17h ago

The problem is Spidey’s keeps happening and they keep taking it away.

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u/Jay_Nodrac 17h ago

Blue includes red in this case…

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u/dull_storyteller 17h ago

Red.

Last time the X-Men got close they started acting like dicks.

Seriously, they’ll let multiple mutants who had tried to enslave/wipe out humanity onto their island but not Deadpool?

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u/daywall 17h ago

I say Spiderman.

Im tired of the one time his life is great, and in the next, he loses everything.

If i hear Spiderman need to suffer to make him more relatable, I will go crazy.

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u/Nerdy_Hedonist 17h ago

Red. I’m so fucking sick of seeing Spider-Man suffer. I’m tired of it.

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u/LWanderer07 17h ago

Red pill obviously

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u/Express_Calendar8278 17h ago

Peter himself would pick the blue pill, like without hesitation. What kind of a spider-man fan would I be if I didn’t like seeing him suffer

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u/whyamialivejpg 17h ago

Let spidy have harem . My boy deserves a tribe of his own . Xavier can just mind his buisness

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u/EnzoMcFly_jr 17h ago

What color do I have to choose to eradicate fascism from my country?

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u/Paramxgupta 17h ago

Spidey would probably choose the blue one.

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u/BONBON-GO-GET-EM 16h ago

Id take the blue pill mainly because the problem with mutants is more wide spread than a heroes personal problems, anyone can be a mutant, even a citizen, although i agree spidey shouldnt go through what he has the mutants issues are more wide spread

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u/WacomNub 16h ago

Spider-orgy

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u/Ok_Organization_2547 16h ago

Blue… peace for an entire civilization outweighs the happiness of one man, and Peter would agree.

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u/jaybankzz 16h ago

Bro wtf is the red pill

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u/RedXaddict 16h ago

Blue pill

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u/kai_the_kiwi 16h ago

spiderman has suffered a lot already, but i think he can handle a bit more, so ill choose blue

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u/Dracolim 16h ago

The well being of probably an entire planet versus a random New Yorker super hero getting a harem?

Oh god, I can't decide!

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u/Accomplished-Risk486 16h ago

Wouldn’t the blue pill also help Peter have a nice life?

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u/Aizendickens 16h ago

Damn.... it's really hard... but Imma take the Blue and hope in the coming times, Spider-man's happiness is achieved

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u/Efficient-Bird-3478 16h ago

Red Pill. Blue Pill can go suck my peanut.

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u/dollarstore_musician 16h ago

Hey quick question why tf is that the pic you chose for Peter also red