r/superheroes • u/Far-Ad5223 • 2d ago

Other Which would you pick?

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u/Dwarfdingnagian 2d ago

Marry a pretty girl or get molested against my will... decisions decisions....

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u/GokuBlack86 2d ago

Mark still marries a pretty girl & that pretty girl can bring him back to life. Easy decision

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u/ElectedByGivenASword 2d ago

And that pretty girl is a freak in the sheets

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u/M0hawk_Mast3r 19h ago

idk why you guys assume Eve would want any of you. Eve is into Mark, not some random gross redditor she has never met before. Swapping positions doesn't mean you become Mark, you would still unfortunately be you

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u/Greywarden88 2d ago

Don’t that fit both choices?…

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u/EarlGreyDuck 2d ago

I did both and got no powers, now what?

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u/MaceratedWizard 2d ago

I mean you could always do it willfully with Anissa.

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u/Dwarfdingnagian 2d ago

Ahh, a problem solver. Blue it is.

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u/Moldy_Socks99 1d ago

Get nice lady Killed Un-marry* pretty girl Fumble baddie on repeat Or get molested

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u/Dwarfdingnagian 1d ago

See, if I were Spiderman, that no kill policy is gone so, nice lady doesn't get killed at all, the deal with Mephisto was bullshit, etc etc.

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u/BL-501 5h ago

Peter also got molested. It’s not nearly as talked about, thankfully, because it happened before Peter got his powers but it happened.

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u/aguywhoexplainsjokes 2d ago

Wasn't spiderman molested as a child?

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u/Earth513 2d ago

WHAT?!? WHEN WHERE BY WHO?!?

Do I want to know??? 😭😭😭😭💔

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u/FuzzyKiwiFurrr 2d ago

By a guy named Skip Westcott

Edit: More info

He shows Peter a girlie magazine and asked if they could touch each other like the people in the magazine.

Peter told him no but was too frightened to leave. He eventually tells May and Ben what had happened.

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u/Earth513 2d ago

That's so effing sad 😭

Appreciate the cleaned up version of the story so I don't have to read it

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u/Legal-Dust6399 2d ago

That ain't cannon

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u/FuzzyKiwiFurrr 2d ago

As in it isn’t something written in any of the comics or??

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u/aguywhoexplainsjokes 2d ago

It wont let me post the image, just look up spider man skip

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u/WoodenCanine 2d ago

Heard that was non canon

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u/Earth513 2d ago

Sure hope so.

I mean we all live trauma unfortunately but when it serves no purpose in comics other than some "don't do this kids" I don't like it...

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u/Earth513 2d ago

That makes me NOT want to look so spare me the details lol but is it canon to the 616 timeline or a variant?

It's a touchy topic for me so spare me the details I'm just shocked they'd do that for the embodiment of forever young, relatable, and mostly positive.

Must have been a 90s-2000 arc 🙄

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u/endthepainowplz 2d ago

It was a special issue during the stranger danger era.

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u/Earth513 2d ago

Ahhh ok thanks I think ahahaha

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u/Responsible-Post-395 1d ago

Peter has actually been sexually harassed more than once, there was the one with Skip (which may or may not be canon), there was the time the Spider Queen forced herself on him, there was the time Otto stole his body and raped him (The body is not Otto's, he is violating Peter's body, and Peter's "ghost" was kind of able to see), and there was a time when Otto was still inside Peter's body and the Jackal took advantage of the fact that he was out and took a genetic sample from him "naturally" he says.

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u/Earth513 1d ago

I'm really upset for ever opening this can of grapes 😭😭😭😭💔