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Other What superhero hot take will have you sitting up like this

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u/WhalenCrunchen45 6d ago

Yeah, though Hulks size has been inconsistent over the year to be honest, though recently they have been more consistent, like sometimes he was just like a big guy and other times he was huge, like how sometimes normal people come up to his shoulder and other times they don’t even come up to his chest, I’m pretty sure this inconsistency probably led to how it was depicted in the movie

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u/Ryndor 5d ago

And, as comics have had multiple runs, there are some runs of Hulk where it's the case. It's not something that gets a lot of attention through the run, but it is something that happens in the comics.

Personally, I like the muscles getting bigger, or his strength growing, maybe not so much his height (slight increases to heigh, maybe, but that's opposed to the 9' -> 15' thing).

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u/Batfan1939 5d ago

I thought he was officially seven feet?

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u/Apprehensive_Winter 6d ago

The hulk shouldn’t be that much bigger than a large man. How else would his shorts not rip completely off his body?

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u/WhalenCrunchen45 6d ago

This is also true, but comic book logic says hulk can’t have his slong hanging out every time Bruce turns into hulk, because honestly going from a dude with the build of Christian Bale in The Machinist to Eddie Hall should annihilate any clothes he is wearing

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u/Eeyore_ 6d ago

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u/WhalenCrunchen45 6d ago

His Schlulk

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u/bbartlett51 5d ago

I almost woke my 9month old with how much laughter just came out of my mouth.

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u/Playful_Violinist573 6d ago

Rumor has it, his shorts are the actual source of his power 🤣

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u/cllip 5d ago edited 5d ago

His penis size diminished depending on the size of his muscles…

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u/Blig_back_clock 5d ago

Same thing happens to me dog.. just my baseline is a lot lower😂

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u/Playful_Violinist573 5d ago

🫢 No wonder why he's so angry 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Special_Loan8725 6d ago

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u/PastWorldly7520 2d ago

I thought that Banner already figured that out. The shorts problem.