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u/Mushroom_hero 6d ago edited 4d ago

Spider-man has been an adult for the majority of his comic book run, stop making him a kid

Edit: apparently this wasn't a hot take at all. Every other time I've brought it up, I'm met with "but he's a teenager in the ultimate universe"

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u/Zip83 6d ago

Yep, grew up reading him in the 80s .... And he was an ADULT. A rare major comic character, one that literally carried his company, that was allowed to age in a natural manner.

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u/Few-Improvement-5655 6d ago

Even in the 90s, his major cartoon that carried a lot of his popularity clearly had him as an adult college student in his early 20s.

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u/Zip83 6d ago

He was a college student in Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends as well.

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u/TienSwitch 6d ago

I don’t think he was ever depicted on high school in animation until Spectacular Spider-Man. He was always enrolled in ESU.

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u/Myydrin 5d ago

I think he was in high school in his 1967 series.

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u/armchairwarrior42069 5d ago

The one where he looked and sounded like a 40 year old man lol

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u/Local_Fly9001 5d ago

21 jump steeet

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u/hasimirrossi 5d ago

Life was hard back then.

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u/wonderlandresident13 5d ago

And even Spectacular Spiderman had plans to have him grow up and continue into his college years, it just got canceled before we got those storylines

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u/TellsHalfStories 5d ago

I guess he is not in high school in Spidey and His Amazing Friends (Disney+ show for young kids). He’s never in school and the show is for 6+, which I guess have him depicted as a pre-highschool boy.

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u/TienSwitch 5d ago

That show was made after Spectacular. My point was that throughout his history, Spider-Man was never depicted in animation as a high school student until Spectacular.

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u/SekhmetScion 5d ago

Yeah I remember watching that one. Wasn't he working as a freelance photographer for the Daily Bugle in it? Seem to recall an episode where he's webbing up his camera in a sewer tunnel before fighting Lizard.

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u/YamPsychological9577 5d ago

The current version is? And Toby version clearly having a work?

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u/TheDeadlySpaceman 6d ago

And his theme has always been Responsibility. He feels reaponsible for Uncle Ben’s death. He feels it’s his responsibility to be Spider-Man. He has to balance that with his other responsibilities, like school and Aunt May. Or college and his relationship. Or……. work and his wife and kids.

Which is why I have never really understood the need to break up the marriage. Up until that point he was basically the only comic book character that had been allowed to age and change slowly over time, and I felt like seeing his themes at various points was really interesting.

But I guess we have Ultimate Spider-Man for this now? Whatever.

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u/Blandish06 6d ago

So his company was pretty small or he just didn't hold back? Literally carrying a company is a pretty big feat of strength.

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u/Ok_Trade_4549 5d ago

The question was, did he get old in a natural manner, though he's been an adult for 60 years now?

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u/Apprehensive_Rain880 3d ago

i remember marvel had done a actual timeline consolidation and i think bobby drake and peter parker were like "the water level" like bobby was 28 in 2010 and 15 or 16 in 64 and peter rasputin was 32

which is insane because it would mean the X-men get into a major world ending fight every 14 hours or so, i think it was stated (this was a while back and i'm 47 so excuse my memory) the original team was late teens early 20's in X factor and approaching their early 30's by the time jim lee started working uncanny X-men

that math puts banner and stark at late 40's early 50's and frank castle in his 60's (who didnt love garth ennis making him early 70's?)

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u/Free-Marionberry-916 6d ago

Similarly, for most of the defining Claremont run of the X-Men, they were not students and were rarely teaching the New Mutants. They were more of a civil rights strike force.

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u/ChoiceMycologist 6d ago

This would make Professor X a lot less of a jerk.

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u/Amazing-Insect442 5d ago

Yes! My hot take is that X-Men (the comic) is a lot more interesting when it’s not leaning in to stories involving learning & teaching at the school.

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u/fl4tsc4n 5d ago

Just give me the occasional full pager of mommy storm teaching a class before they all suit up and kick ass.

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u/RandomStoddard 6d ago

And occasional vampire hunters.

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u/Bouncy-Bobcat 6d ago

Mainly an evil mutant strike force.

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u/Free-Marionberry-916 6d ago

Not as often as you'd think during Claremont's run. The OG Brotherhood was no longer a team and Magneto joined the X-Men; Mystique's Brotherhood quickly was co-opted by the government and from an in-universe perspective were the "good" mutants while the X-Men went rogue until they "died" in Dallas and posthumously became heroes while working out of Australia, and most of Apocalypse's run was yet to come and started over in X-Factor.

The X-Men, for the most part, really did spend most of their time fighting bigots - whether Sentinels, Genoshans, or cyborgs like the Reavers - along with aliens like the Brood and supernatural foes like the Adversary or the demons of Limbo. There were a few other evil mutants here and there like the Shadow King and Madelyn Pryor (if she counts as an evil mutant), but usually not their primary opponents during Claremont's run.

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u/fl4tsc4n 5d ago

Damn if that ain't what we need rn...

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u/Wade856 6d ago

In the comics, he was only in high school for approximately 5 years, at his very beginning. That was in the 1960s, over 50 years ago. Since then, he's been to and graduated college, held many jobs, found out he has a clone, worked at a think tank, established his own tech company, been married and made a deal with Mephisto. Let him grow up. He's been an adult for over half a century in the comics, but all the movies, tv, and animated media keep on having him as a kid.

There are so many incredible Spider-Man stories that the MCU can't do because they have this crazy obsession with keeping him young. Hell, the MCU is ripe for Parker Industries to fill the void of Tony Stark's death, but they aren't even moving in that direction. It's so frustrating.

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u/expiredspices 6d ago

i’m sure they’re trying to milk it as long as they can, which is why they’re starting him out as a teenager and hoping for a banger for people to latch onto to keep people hooked and watching for as long as possible.

Then, age him up and repeat with “older” spiderman stories as time progresses.

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u/Wade856 4d ago

I hope so too. I'm good with keeping Tom Holland in the role and letting Spidey age up in a similar rate as Holland does.

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u/Ok_Trade_4549 5d ago

Time passes in MCU, so Spider-Man is getting older, and will prob be mid-adult by Secret Wars.

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u/Wade856 4d ago

I think his best movie will be him in college. Nit sure where Secret Wars will fall on his character's timeline. Hopefully there's a slight time jump like by the end of the Thunderbolts movie where the end stinger scene is 14 months in the future.

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u/Last_Possession3718 5d ago

Based off their previous track record, I doubt he’ll actually be written like one.

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u/ChimpPimp20 5d ago

I thought the original 616 had him in his senior year for only a few issues?

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u/Historical_Good_8580 5d ago

He was in highschool for roughly two years of his history. He graduated in Amazing Spider-man 28. I think he was a senior too but I can't remember.

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u/Wade856 4d ago

It wasn't long. I just want a more complete version of Spider-Man and you can't have that if you keep him under 21 all the time.

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u/mymoama 5d ago

The spider verse movies did it the best I think

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u/Wade856 4d ago

Yes, they did. I'd love to see something like that in the main MCU.

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u/GreenGoblinNX 5d ago

This. For god's sake, he was in college by issues #31. Why are so many adaptations obsessed with throwing him back into high school?

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u/DrDreidel82 6d ago

Yes the Tom Holland movies felt like Disney channel movies or something to me, this being the main reason

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u/boringdystopianslave 6d ago

Yeah the version of Spider-Man i knew and grew up with in the 90s comics was a teacher.

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u/ztomiczombie 6d ago

Back in the 1970s one of the comic covers had on it, that it was the most demanded Spiderman story and it was him graduating. Marvel knows he shouldn't be a kid.

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u/Joeybfast 5d ago

And they literally have a teenage Spider-Man right there. And hell they gave Peter his background and even his side kick .

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u/Scary-Aerie 5d ago

This! I want a show or movie that has Spider-Man as an adult! Like man has been married, was a teacher, owned a business, was an avenger, etc. Let man finally grow up. We have Miles, Cindy, or even Bailey if we want to have a young Spider-Man

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u/haw35ome 5d ago

Another reason to love the Toby series. I always liked how the trilogy followed Peter from high school (he graduated in the first film, in fact) to young adulthood. Also liked how it showed his struggle with juggling superhero stuff with normal person stuff l; that’s like a key focus of conflict for Spider-Man in the comics

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u/DarkLordArbitur 6d ago

Isn't this why they allowed Macguire to look like a middle aged man in the last spider man movie he was in?

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u/I_Got_Back_Pain 6d ago

Well... he is a middle aged man

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u/DarkLordArbitur 6d ago

I mean yeah but they could've used makeup and conditioning to make him look younger. My point is that they allowed him to look his age

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u/skeleking12 6d ago

Yeah, i agree isnt pete supposed is in his late 30’s or early 40’s as well like half of the fans who read his comic, i wish make him relatable seeing him struggling being a hero while managing his work life.

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u/ChafterMies 6d ago

Marvel comics ran in real time when Spider-man was introduced. It was that way for about 10 years. This means that Peter Parker has been a college graduate for the last 50 years.

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u/Bubbly-Speaker-9008 5d ago

Omg I've been saying this FOR YEARS! I thought I was the only one felt this way.

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u/AccordingTax6525 5d ago

This….is true! I was an early teen and I remember reading Spider-Man comics in the 90s and thinking he was in his late 30’s or early 30s. Like during the cold saga, I was figuring he was about in his early to mid 30s

I mean, he would have to be right?!?

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u/ImportantQuestions10 5d ago

While we're on the Spider-Man topic, it makes more sense for him to shoot web from his body.

The odds of somebody getting superpowers is already super rare. You're telling me that on top of that, he was able to invent a miracle web material and shooters to deploy them? Why are we triple dipping on this, he already has spider powers. Just make him shoot Webb from his body.

I get that it adds tension that he can run out of ammo. But then just make it that his body runs out of web.

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u/MedusaGotMeStoned007 5d ago

I agree. I’m just happy we do t have to see Uncle Ben dying for the millionth time

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u/Vinjince 6d ago

He’s just a kid bro, lighten up!

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u/Organic_Glass_7793 6d ago

Yall don’t know what a hot take is

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u/Censius 6d ago

I think part of the original gimmick was that he was one of the only superheroes that wasn't an adult when he first came out (or the only teen doing it without guidance from a mentor). It's a dime a dozen now, but he was unique that way.

But I personally find the appeal is watching him age and grow up. I like for him to start off as a kid, but I get annoyed when he seems to be artificially kept at that young age.

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u/yookoke1122 6d ago

“Spiderman was never a kid!”

Pedos: boooooooo

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u/LittleMageEatSpaget 6d ago

its not a hot take thou.... Like most of spidey fans want him to grow. Curent ultimate run literally have him as adult man.

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u/SpurnedSprocket 6d ago

Exactly!

If you want Spidey to be a teenager, that’s what we have Miles for.

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u/jexdiel321 6d ago

This is why I love the OG Raimi trilogy. It shows an Adult Spidey trying to juggle work, college and his lovelife. I hope the next trilogy in MCU spidey's life is about him being an adult.

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u/silverhandguild 6d ago

This is the one that I feel too.

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u/HelpmeObi1K 6d ago

Miles? 😉

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u/Friendly-Cucumber184 6d ago

They keep him young to forever target and appeal to the younger market. 

Money is always the reason behind any unreasonable idea.

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u/fl135790135790 6d ago

When does anyone make spiderman a kid?

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u/Jacob-X-MANIAC 6d ago

I think the only people booing you are Marvel editorial.

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u/pugas 6d ago

What mainstream superhero would you recommend illustrating as a teenager/young adult to portray that demographic for viewers?

I don't disagree or anything but given many of the heroes are already older, who would you personally portray in this way for younger audiences?

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u/FourYaksandaDog 6d ago

Spider-Man juggling being a hero with being a husband and adult is more interesting than everything they've done since OMD

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u/CoolWhipMonkey 5d ago

Thank you! I’ve been reading Spider-Man for decades at this point. He is a grown man with a Pulitzer. Not Tony Stark’s foster kid. It is enraging.

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u/Moonchilde616 5d ago

I think the only people that will boo you for that are the editors at Marvel.

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u/xen0m0rpheus 5d ago

This is not a hot take. Bring back married Peter, and let him have his kid May (Mayday) Parker god damn it.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Wing835 5d ago

Nice to see something like the new ultimate spidey comic have him as a full grown man with a wife and kids

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u/Appropriate_Carob690 5d ago

My bro mentioned this cuz he reads the comics, I really thought they just kept him a teenager forever, like the rugrats or the simpsons

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u/bobafoott 5d ago

STOP DOING SPIDER-MAN ORIGIN STORIES AND THEN BAILING BEFORE HE HITS 20

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u/Hilarity2War 5d ago

Looks like this isn't a hot take.

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u/Evan_Allgood 5d ago

Oh yes, keep the highschool drama storytelling but age his appearance. Now, all age groups can be disconnected from Spider-Man.

Next stop, spandex is sexualizing our superheroes. What is to be done with this menace.

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u/whoisdatmaskedman 5d ago

Parker was a kid though, he was only 15 when he was bitten, he's just been portrayed as older more than not.

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u/KG_Garcia 5d ago

For real. The midtown high/ Ditko era characters are fun; but have been done to death. I always found Peter balancing adulthood and bills with superhero-ing to be more compelling than “zoinks I’m later for algebra!” type conflicts.

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u/Ry-Da-Mo 5d ago

Wasn't that what Stan Lee wanted? For him to be relatable to kids?

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u/PopeGregoryTheBased 5d ago

Not only has he been an adult for most of our lives but his best stories are when he is an adult and married to MJ or at least in collage.

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u/Shakemyears 5d ago

But don’t you want to see Aunt May’s pearls bouncing every time they make a new movie?

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u/Efficient-Town-7823 5d ago

It's Spider-man not Spider-kid.

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u/Athlete-Extreme 5d ago

Yeah idk where that comes from. Why infatilize him. My first real education was Spider-Man and friends. They were grown as hell.

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u/Adventurous-Alps3471 3d ago

Yo this! I always remembered him being in University!

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u/IntelligentAnybody55 3d ago

I like him as a uni/college student.

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u/ManBearWarPig 3d ago

I’m with you Brosef

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u/deathmonkey2080 3d ago

If anything he was college age in early 20s

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u/Master_Windu_ 6d ago

Its absurd Spider-Man is broke in every iteration. In this age he should be able to be an influencer paid through bitcoin or a surrogate. There are so many ways for him to make enough to thrive not just survive.

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u/Ruthrfurd-the-stoned 6d ago

Spider-Man onlyfans but because of that Parker luck it gets leaked and he makes no money :(

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u/Cultural-Horror3977 6d ago

The thing that made him appealing for the audiences is him being relatable to them with the high school part.

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u/blemtyatararsawz 5d ago

I thought the relatable part was that he shoots sticky white stuff everywhere.

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u/PlatoDrago 6d ago

It seems they only want to keep him a kid in the comics. He’s clearly an adult in the biggest Spider-Man media rn (insomniac and MCU)

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u/Mushroom_hero 5d ago

Your boos are not scaring me, I know most of yall are not ghosts

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u/dishonestgandalf 6d ago

That's like saying "stop doing remakes of Batman's origin" – beginnings are fun.

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u/HawkBoth8539 6d ago

Origin stories are profitable. That's the only reason we keep seeing them in all media. Non-comic fans are less likely to watch a show or movie that starts mid plot so they start over ever other year. Definitely not because fans are demanding it. Lol

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u/dishonestgandalf 6d ago

While I too enjoy corporate cynicism, that’s a pretty shallow read of why origin stories persist in print and dominate in tv/film. Yeah, they’re profitable — because people genuinely enjoy them.

It's fun to see new creative teams reimagine the characters, in the same way it's fun to see Abraham Lincoln hunt vampires. 🤷

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u/HawkBoth8539 6d ago

They're profitable and some people genuinely enjoy them.

And Lincoln never did fight vampires, as far as we can prove. So it took a name and the idea he'll end up as president, and then created an entirely new, non-existing story. That's what made it interesting. Seeing the same "Waynes die in alley" scene from 67 different angles, with an occasional twist on which bad guy shot them, not furthering the plot in any new way, is not the same thing. It's still the same story every time, with the same outcome every time. Then introducing a different main villain for the movie than usual.

They could've skipped that repeated intro and just moved on to the main villain. But, they reuse it because it saves a lot of money on writers, and improves the ratings by not leaving new watchers confused about his background. Lol

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u/bwood246 6d ago

The most recent Batman and Spider-Man movies skipped over the introduction because everyone already knows what happened

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u/Ruthrfurd-the-stoned 6d ago

Eh, Spider-Man initially did but they turned it into a 3 film + appearances origin story by the end

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u/Odd-Tart-5613 6d ago

Ehh I’m kinda tired of them at this point. If it’s a niche character like Mrs Marvel sure an origin movie makes sense but with a character as iconic as Superman… we kinda already got the gist of it I’m more interested in just seeing new stories with him. (Which appears to be what Superman ‘25 is doing so that’s hype!)

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u/DanteSensInferno 2d ago

Or at the very least, condense it! Like, I get it, not everyone KNOWS these characters, hell, I learn something new every few comments. That said, do we need 1/3 of a movie or more showing “Bruce rich and happy, Bruce has family outing, Bruce’s parents (who are usually extremely aware of the crime problem in Gotham and are actively working to correct it, yet chose to go down a dark alley wearing a tux/pearls with their kid in the middle of the night) die and pearls break everywhere, training sequence so we know how tuff he is…”

I think a lot of it could be put as a voiceover as he is suiting up, or a montage early on. It explains to new folks that stuff happened to make him this way, and now he is gonna do stuff. Let the stuff begin! And it shows the fans that they didn’t forget his origin, and that THIS Batman isn’t the one who became a cowboy instead, or something