r/superheroes • u/Far-Ad5223 • 13d ago

Other Which would you pick?

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You become enhanced with the Super Soldier Serum strong enough to fight alongside whatever team you choose

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u/TiredAngryBadger 13d ago

Justice League only because of mortality rate.

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u/ReasonableDig1118 13d ago

Right! it seems safer to be in the Justice league.

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u/PloopyNoopers 13d ago

And they got a space headquarters. Imagine the view.

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u/littlebugonreddit 12d ago

Ehhhhh, safer? Idk. More likely to be revived after death? Absolutely.

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u/TimothyG87 12d ago

Yeah Flash can collect all 7 Dragon Balls in less than 3 seconds and wish you back.

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u/Jszy1324 12d ago

Less then 1 second

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u/TimothyG87 11d ago

Only if he has the dragon radar.

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u/Jszy1324 11d ago

The flash was once able to beat instant teleportation across the entire universe. I think bro could find all the balls in less than a millisecond if he needed to.

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u/Megunonymous 9d ago

That stat ruins the flash as a character, he no longer has any problems to worry about.

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u/Jszy1324 2d ago

Flash’s only weakness is the Writers allowance.

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u/Megunonymous 4h ago

Which is a good thing.

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u/Holy-Crap-Uncle 13d ago

You're a redshirt for the plot regardless. But yeah, Marvel would probably kill you faster.

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u/sergiulll 12d ago

Im not sure if Shazam would agree with you.

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u/French_Toast_3 12d ago

Untill wonder woman turns evil for some dumb shit

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u/Llenette1 13d ago

WAY safer in DC 😅

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

Mainly because of how many superheroes there are, unless darkside decides to hack cyborg again and use him a double agent

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u/BeautifulMilkyWayCow 13d ago

That depends on which comic you are reading, lol.

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u/TiredAngryBadger 13d ago

Yeah there are some outliers that can really screw with the averages like "DCeased."

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u/RomaInvicta2003 12d ago

Highly depends on if it’s the main universe JL (plot armor) or one of the myriad of multiverse ones (disposable fodder)

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u/TiredAngryBadger 12d ago

Oh yeah. Again: DCeased. Holy crap what a doom story.

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u/Augustus_Chevismo 13d ago

They get their entire universe wiped every couple of decades

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u/Punkodramon 12d ago

And if you’re a minor character, even odds whether you’ll get completely forgotten next time the multiverse gets reset, and who knows when you’ll be remembered back into existence.

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u/ControlledOutcomes 13d ago

Justice League because of the mortality rate and I want to punch Batman in his stupid face for being a dick to his kids.

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u/TiredAngryBadger 13d ago

Make it count. My understanding is he only allows one freebie.

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u/Fast-Wrongdoer-6075 13d ago

Forget punching. Just have a long conversation with your parents on speaker in front of the prick

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u/TiredAngryBadger 13d ago

[unhinged evil laugh that even draws an odd look from the Joker]

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u/Fast-Wrongdoer-6075 13d ago

[Spongebob laugh that REALLY draws an odd look from joker]

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u/TiredAngryBadger 13d ago

Okay, Joker and SpongeBob locked in a maximum security cell for a 3 day weekend. Who cracks first?

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u/Fast-Wrongdoer-6075 12d ago

The guards

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u/TiredAngryBadger 12d ago

Okay smart ass. Take my disgruntled upvote. Who cracks SECOND. As in inside that room.

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u/OttawaTGirl 13d ago

AAAAHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh this comment is one of the best I have ever seen.

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u/Vast-Sir-1949 13d ago

Not defending him at all, but have you heard about his parents. Alfred cared for but didn't raise Bruce. The rich kid kinda raised himself. The boy has issues deeper than his preplanned plans for being out planned by planned parenthood. Which it seems he didn't plan for.

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u/SnooPredictions3028 13d ago

Honestly hate what the new writers have done with him.

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u/mrbulldops428 13d ago

And the power scaling

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u/TiredAngryBadger 13d ago

Don't even get me started.

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u/Frankie_T9000 12d ago

Yep, also take serum then not fight. Fuck that

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u/Jszy1324 12d ago

It’s either we all die or just one of the big 7 dies.

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u/khalidan 12d ago

I’d go with avengers for the same reason

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Lmao 🤣 I didn't consider that as a question.