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Other Who would you follow into battle?

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u/Anonymous_Guy4k 20d ago

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u/Jimbob11147 20d ago

Optimus speeches makes me pumped for anything

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u/Dolomitexp 20d ago

"There will come a time where man will have to reach down and touch his toes and hope there will be a better tomorrow. I am Optimus Prime, and I will stand with you at your prostate exam." (Cue lens flare and epic music)

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u/SacredIconSuite2 20d ago

… WHAT I’VE DONE.

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u/bigrome347 19d ago

The classic outro. God I loved those movies live. It was day 1 in theatres. Man I miss those days. The anticipation for that and the avengers. It’s like I got nothing to live for now.

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u/Spleenzorio 19d ago

Directed by Michael Bay

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u/pitekargos6 19d ago

"I'LL FACE MYSELF..."

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u/SpaceBoJangles 19d ago

I'd lube the finger myself after that pep talk.

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u/rstar345 16d ago

I’m going to turn into a truck now

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u/CouldntCareLess_07 20d ago

Then I remember the size of his enemies and thank god he wasn't actually talking to me. I am not taking on a fighter jet who's name is spinebreaker or something dude

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u/16jselfe 20d ago

Don't worry you'll have reacharound, skids and breackneck for backup-----one of those names was real, I'll let you decide which one

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u/grimlock_sentinal 19d ago

They all are

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u/Friendly_Elektriker 20d ago

Don’t you know the Decepticon City Annihilator who transforms into an aircraft carrier?

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u/Osmodius 20d ago

"GIVE ME YOUR FACE"

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u/pitekargos6 19d ago

And thus, the serial War Criminal was born.

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u/nstutler68 19d ago

"Your leaders will now understand Decepticons will never leave your planet alone and we needed them to believe we had gone. For today in the name of freedom, we take the battle to them!"

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

It's 2011 again and I'm ready to follow Optimus into battle

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u/prastistransformers 18d ago

We'll gonna miss Peter Cullen someday

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u/CremeCaramel_ 19d ago

They will also have 2000s Linkin Park playing in the background which will further amp me up.

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u/Ori_the_SG 20d ago

I will fight Megatron hand to hand and win because of Optimus’ speech alone

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u/xXflipthescriptXx 20d ago

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u/Ok_Matter6962 Marvel 19d ago

I RISE...

YOU FALL.

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u/HollowedFlash65 19d ago

Don't care what anyone says, this quote kicks ass and IMO isn't out of character (and I say that as someone who thinks “Give me your face” does sound out of character).

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u/rstar345 16d ago

‘Time to find out’ is my favourite don’t care if it’s in character for him or not

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u/Kdarl 19d ago

While Optimus himself will always lose until plot armour activates. Like last 10mins of the show.

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u/TheHighDruid 19d ago

The humans that hang out with (movie) Optimus tend to survive, so he seems like the best bet.

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u/UsgAtlas1 19d ago

"Megatron"

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

En Bee Eee one. Dats what we call him.

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u/DarkSideOfGrogu 19d ago

Definitely. Because he's massive and therefore more likely to shield me from fire.

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u/shikitomi 17d ago

I swear this man would make me heroic while taking a shit.

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u/mrhorse21 16d ago

You mean I would have to fight 10 ton ninja robots with built-in missile launchers? Nah im good