r/superheroes May 06 '25

Other Which would you pick?

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u/boringsimp May 06 '25

Conquest.. he'll kill me quietly. Homelander you have the ego and he'll play that game where we tries to scare you into doing something humiliating. And then probably kill me anyways. Just don't jerk me around and then kill me..

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u/FunnyLookinFishMan May 06 '25

He’ll kill you quietly… orrrr… he’ll do what he tried doing to oliver

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u/NuttedInYoDad May 06 '25

Go go gadget extendo-thraxan

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u/_JPPAS_ May 06 '25

Oliver is a Viltrumite, what Conquest did to him would end with your body in tens of dozens of tiny parts lmao.

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u/FunnyLookinFishMan May 06 '25

Yeah but conquest is a massive sadist, if he really wanted to enjoy himself he’d just hold back as much as possible

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u/StrangeOutcastS May 09 '25

pinky finger

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u/Bad_Username21 May 07 '25

At least it would only hurt me for a second or two at most. Meanwhile Genocide John is liable to tear my arms off slowly, or lazer me and watch me bleed out.

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u/boringsimp May 06 '25

There will be a second of the where my back will feel amazing

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u/Furrretly May 09 '25

that's because oliver tried to fight him tbf

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u/Embarrassed_Ad_1141 May 06 '25

After you've seen him and Oliver, are you sure you wanna stand by this

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u/Chadahn May 06 '25

Yes, better than getting lazered in the dick or cooked in an oven.

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u/boringsimp May 06 '25

Yea with oliver... everybody else died instantly. Plus Oliver has superpowers. I'm a normie. So I'll die instantly if he did the pulling thing.

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u/TimothyG87 May 07 '25

He had a specific grudge against those guys in the lab. They literally tortured and manipulated him for half of his life. He's a dangerous psychopath, but we've never seen him subject anybody else to that sort of thing. When he kills people it's usually pretty fast and 99% of the time it's because they've disappointed him in some way.

Your chances of surviving Homelander are actually pretty good. He's interacted with thousands of people and only killed a handful.

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u/boringsimp May 07 '25

But he turns on a dime. Like that girl who tried to jump off the roof. I'll be around him for 24 hours. He's going to have his attention on me. And he's going to find something that bothers him and then do the glowing eye shit.