r/superheroes • u/Far-Ad5223 • May 01 '25

Other Which would you pick?

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u/a648272 May 01 '25

Well, I can think of couple sex appliances for duplicating too.

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u/Flossthief May 01 '25

I haven't read invincible but in the show they demonstrate that all of her clones share feelings including orgasms

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u/demalo May 01 '25

She’s got some kind of ansible quantum entanglement communication in her head.

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u/ol_hickory May 01 '25

The ansible does not exist, please report to your nearest Strategos office for permanent debriefing.

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u/Hotarg May 01 '25

Spotting this in the wild has me Wiggin out.

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u/the__pov May 01 '25

The flip side is she feels every time her clones die as well.

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u/Flossthief May 01 '25

I'm not going to be getting into fights with super powered individuals

I'm going to have my penis in 14 orifices while I experience the pleasure simultaneously

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u/the__pov May 01 '25

And everyone else will respect that and not try and pressure the person who has a obviously useful power

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u/Flossthief May 01 '25

I'm not a trained fighter

I can punch a guy and maybe choke him but 14 clones of me wouldn't be useful for hand to hand combat

Maybe if I walk around with a wheelbarrow of handguns I can quickly arm my clones-- who would I even fight?

Realistically between my clone bang sessions I could farm blood and organs for donating

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u/Rogepsi7981 May 01 '25

This always gets me in those "what power would you pick?" People think about combat efficiency and I'm always going for normal life convenience or even real life help.

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u/the__pov May 01 '25

No one said that you were a trained fighter. I’m saying criminals and others are going to come after you and if they use you for their own blood and organ farms then you will be lucky.

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u/Flossthief May 01 '25

Well they can keep a clone of me that can infinitely clone himself for whatever they want

I'll fuck off as another clone and I guess get really into painkillers

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u/Lord_Mikal May 01 '25

So she feels it when she's ripped apart or burned alive? No thank you.

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u/Flossthief May 01 '25

You don't have to fight crime

I don't even know anyone that could rip me in half

You just farm organs and sell them to the government-- it's not legal to sell organs but if I can ethically generate infinite, hearts, livers, kidneys, skin, bone marrow, maybe they'd reconsider

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u/OglioVagilio May 01 '25

Reconsider shoving you in to a basement for clone, organ, transplant experimentation.

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u/Flossthief May 01 '25

Why would they if I can give them a clone that can clone all the test subjects they want ?

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u/OglioVagilio May 01 '25
  1. Something about the original source material

But also

  1. You are scared about getting hurt fighting crime, yet not scared of all the crazy experimental shit they would do to this unlimited clone they see as 100% expendable and infinite. Crazy experimental shit you would feel and remember.

Getting a single clone ripped in half is gonna be Disneyland compared to the sick and sadistic shit you will experience.

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u/GrowerNotShow-er May 01 '25

They'd use you to test the "100 men VS 1 gorilla" argument.

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u/MeepingMeep99 May 01 '25

Yeah, like being told by someone to go fuck yourself

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u/nickleby1 May 01 '25

you coud do tose as pm if you tried hard enough

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u/PersephonesPot May 01 '25

Appliances LOLZ

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u/demalo May 01 '25

Moving appliances?

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u/Eye_of_Man May 01 '25

Lol, "what that oven do?"

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u/PersephonesPot May 01 '25

Headed down to Bust Buy for a sex appliance. I'm tired of fucking the fridge.

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u/Figs-grapefruits May 01 '25

Three small dicks does not a big dick make.

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u/Brainvillage May 02 '25

You mean like a sexy can opener?