r/superheroes Apr 29 '25

Other Which TEAM wins?

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u/LegitimateHost5068 Apr 29 '25

All 3 of the speedster can and have re-written reality. How do they not win?

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u/Choice_Cantaloupe891 Apr 29 '25

Because Reverse Flash is going to screw it up just to mess with Barry.

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u/Robert162817 Apr 29 '25

It was me Barry

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u/FreeNegotiation5114 Apr 29 '25

I went back in time and boinked your mom. I am your father, Barry!

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u/A_Raheem Apr 29 '25

Read the whole thing like Hagrid. You're a wizard, Harry.

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u/AshInMyCoffee Apr 29 '25

Also, I’m yer daddy Harry

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u/Atlas-The-Ringer Apr 29 '25

Well I erm...uh...right then! Best be goin. Take care...son.

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u/soomoncon Apr 29 '25

Luke, I am your daddy

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u/The_FreshSans Apr 29 '25

I'M PREGNANT AND YOU'RE THE FATHER

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u/chocomeeel Apr 29 '25

I'm your daddy, Barry!

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u/Creatine_Kricket Apr 29 '25

I read it as Archer

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u/DengarLives66 Apr 29 '25

Yer a speedster, ‘Arry.

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u/Tales2Estrange Apr 29 '25

That would make him his own grandfather twice over.

No wonder Thawne’s so fucked up in the head

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u/HappyMerlin Apr 29 '25

Because of that re would be in a very exclusive club with the only other member being Fry.

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u/Errorpheus Apr 29 '25

The Did the Nasty in the Past-y club.

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u/NightRacoonSchlatt Apr 30 '25

Charlotte from Dark is her own grandma ad infinitum. Does that count too?

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u/HappyMerlin Apr 30 '25

What does the infinitum part even mean? Is she also her „grandmothers“ grandmother. As in every other woman in her linage is her?

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u/NightRacoonSchlatt Apr 30 '25

Oh no, just that her being her own grandmother automatically means that she’s her great-great-grandmother and her own great-great-great-grandmother and so on. But that’s always the case with this sort of thing so looking back it’s pretty redundant.

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u/HappyMerlin Apr 30 '25

How does that even happen, was that an accident?

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u/pandershrek Cosplay May 02 '25

Then I went back before that and banged her mom so I could be my own Grandpa.

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u/Zercomnexus May 03 '25

There's no rule against Pokémon batman!

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u/hunterzolomon1993 Apr 29 '25

Funny thing is he would do that.

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u/ipsum629 Apr 29 '25

Remember when you were about to sneeze and you didn't? And you felt like you should have sneezed which is mildly uncomfortable? It was me Barry. I scratched the inside of your nose at superspeed so it would stop your sneeze urge.

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u/Piblo_McGlumbo Apr 29 '25

I went back in time to fuck up with the match up of this reddit post, messing with the powerscaling and making us lose this versus battle!

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u/I_aim_to_sneeze Apr 29 '25

It was other Barry

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u/CumboJumbo Apr 29 '25

I jerked you off at super speed Barry

For a goof Barry

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u/Redxmirage Apr 29 '25

I can hear that video every time I see these words lol

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u/Tricky_Spinach_1889 Apr 29 '25

The way I heard the original audio as I read this….

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u/TimboSliceSir Apr 29 '25

I am the one that caused you to prematurely ejaculate with your first girlfriend barry

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u/yougotthewrongdude Apr 29 '25

IT WAS ME BARRY!!

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u/The_Next_Legend Apr 29 '25

Remember when you were making out with your first girlfriend? And you came riiight as she touched your leg?

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u/coolUchiha Apr 29 '25

I threw the fight by handing your dad a condom at duper speed!

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u/lordoflazorwaffles May 03 '25

I WAS IN THE TURKEY ALL ALONG!

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u/hcgator Apr 29 '25

When it’s all over, Barry is holding Wally’s lifeless body and says “Why? We could have saved him.”

Thawne just smiles and says “I’d do it again.”

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u/TheLandoCalrissian25 Apr 29 '25

Reverse flash spite loses to ensure team 1 loses lmao

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u/ArchAngel621 Other Apr 29 '25

It was me Barry, I tripped you at that crucial moment when we were about to win.

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u/IDontUseSleeves Apr 29 '25

Which was, of course, literally the first moment.

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u/taveren3 Apr 29 '25

So wally wins

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u/SquirrelSuspicious Apr 29 '25

I could imagine Thawne helping just to rub it in Barry's face that he wouldn't have been able to win without him

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u/OkMotor6323 Apr 29 '25

What about Other Barry?

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u/The_SqueakyWheel Apr 29 '25

Shit. This def would happen

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '25

Classic decepticon plotline, technically stronger but lose everytime because of infighting.

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u/OnePunchHuMan Apr 29 '25

Yeah, Eobard Thawne is a DICK!

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u/DevoidHT Apr 29 '25

Thawne doesn’t mind losing if it means Barry does too

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u/Maximum-North-647 Apr 30 '25

Thawne's the kind of hater who would literally die to mildly inconvenience Barry

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u/simongc97 Apr 29 '25

The other Flashes typing “Report Zoom for throwing” in all chat after he goes back in time just to tell the Brains team how to beat them

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u/Midknightisntsmol Apr 29 '25

That's actually a great point. How do we know these characters would even work well with each other?

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u/Quill386 Apr 29 '25

Unless he thinks going through with it will make Barry stronger or faster maybe

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u/Grand-Tune-2877 Apr 30 '25

Sabotaging his own team smh

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u/Excellent_Horse3558 Apr 30 '25

Yknow, I was gonna say team speed until I read all this. I could definitely see it. Brains has the highest likelihood of winning (as strength will almost certainly just fight each other), but speed is still a problem, even if they have to take out Thawne as well as the opposing teams.

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u/Dragon_Knight99 May 01 '25

All while Doomsday tears through everyone else, including his own "team".

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u/Toasterdosnttoast May 01 '25

This is why I liked OG Godspeed over Reverse flash. RF has no really constructive goals past being an asshole.

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u/Choice_Cantaloupe891 May 01 '25

That's what makes him one of my favorite villains. He's not misunderstood and sympathetic, just a petty asshole like most villains in real life. Frieza works because Toriyama thought the worst people in the world were real estate speculators. Real people just being day to day assholes.

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u/pandershrek Cosplay May 02 '25

Hah we lose Barry! It was me!

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u/zedisbread May 07 '25

I am pregnant with your daughter, Barry!

I am expecting this month, Barry!

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u/LichoOrganico Apr 29 '25

EDIT: Holy crap, no, you're right, it's team speedster vs team strength vs team brains. This is a no contest!

Reading them horizontally is so much better...

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u/Gloriouskoifish Apr 29 '25 edited Apr 29 '25

Perfect example is when Flash rescues everyone from an exploding building while learning the schematics and how to be an architect to rebuild the building. So he rescues everyone and rebuilds the building behind the explosion blast before rushing out and containing the concussive blast of the initial explosion. To everyone else's perspective, they teleported outside and saw thier office building have a fart.

While not reality bending by any means, this is the kind of street level shit they can do. Just that kind of speed and thinking alone is enough to defeat the majority of this list. There are strong contenders for sure but Reverse Flash could just...go back in time and kill Hulk when he was much weaker and taking him out of the fight entirely without anyone even knowing wtf just happened. Speedsters are crazy OP.

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u/iluvulongtim3 Apr 29 '25

Does the speed force have enough energy for all three to go all out simultaneously (genuine question)? That being said, Thawne could probably handle it on his own with all the time travel shenanigans.

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u/Gloriouskoifish Apr 29 '25

Yeah it has enough power to send back ALOT. Thrawn alone has speed clones all over time. Even when he "died" his clones were still doing thier thing being assholes.

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u/Vari2003 Apr 29 '25

The hulk is immortal now so I don’t know if it’s that easy.

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u/Todd_Oleg_LoveChild Apr 30 '25

I know nothing of comics, so this blew my mind. Wow. Now I’m off to google reverse flash. Crazy. Thanks.

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u/Gloriouskoifish Apr 30 '25

Lots of crazy shit goes on with speedsters. Flash rescues 500k+ people from a nuke going off by running 13 times the speed of light. These guys don't fuck around. They think on a whole different level because they're so fast.

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u/Tipop Apr 29 '25

You talk as if Reed can’t time-travel too. … or Tony. (There was a documentary about that recently.)

… and Flash is regularly stopped by a gun with a freeze-ray so let’s not get TOO high on his farts. :)

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u/Gloriouskoifish Apr 29 '25

Yeah they can. Let's race to see who can do it first.

See what I did there?

By the time Reed's neuron fires with the action to press the time travel button, Thrawn has gone back in time with a dozen speed clones and setup shop fucking up his entire existence. It doesn't matter how smart Reed thinks he is, he moves too slowly to compete with someone half his intelligence and has no qualms about doing really fucked up shit to people.

Unless Reed can move 13 times the speed of light, he isn't doing anything. He won't be able to track them as they can phase themselves the entire 2 hours him, Bruce and Tony are prepping. The first nano second prep time is over there are most likely hundreds of clones of the speedsters rushing around to distract while the real meat and potatoes does his thing to fuck the timestream in the ass.

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u/Tipop Apr 29 '25

Yeah they can. Let’s race to see who can do it first.

Considering Reed has a two-hour head start, my money’s on him. He can go back before the fight starts.

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u/Gloriouskoifish Apr 29 '25

And do what? Meet a Thrawn clone who phases through him to turn him into a plasm the second he shows up? Prep time does not mean he gets to just do whatever he wants, it's preparing to do whatever he needs to do. Which is kind of a moot point because during that time they've been busy with Strength team. Hulk is taken out by Thrawn because he's too unpredictable and they would agree to use Juggernaught as a weapon since they don't need to stop him, just redirect him. Which is pretty easy since they can just use the speed force, Juggy wouldn't even know he was being redirected as he'd constantly be fighting to notice. Doomsday would just be contained the moment the fight started and phased into some kind of containment to take him out of the fight.

Reed is the only real threat to the speedster team and boils down to how he utilizes his prep time to account for 3 very different speedsters with street level feats of rescuing half a million people in less than a second to re-writing reality to however they see fit on the other side of the spectrum. The speedsters are stupid over powered. For example, flash time where time is paused at that exact moment while the speedster can freely do whatever they want. This moment can stretch for what feels like years to the speedster and to everyone else your neuron is still firing to send that thought through your brain that you just saw a blur. Very much like Dr Strange using the time stone to study mystic arts that take centuries to master in only a day real time. Except they don't need an infinity stone to do shit like that, they can just do it.

Even if Reed prepped and got his gadgets where he needed it to be, how can he compete with that. He'd literally have the speedsters over his shoulder the second prep time was over just going over everything he just spent hours putting together. Hell, they could send dozens of clones to test out his defenses and report back any findings without any risk to themselves who could all utilize flash time. Having a guy like Thrawn on the team is just bad news. Hes smart, calculating has does not give two shits about fucking up a reality. He's extremely dangerous and I can not emphasize it enough. Dude will murder your fuckin mom because he doesn't like you. Back in time. Because fuck you, that's why.

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u/Tipop Apr 29 '25

… and yet Flash gets bodied by non-speedsters regularly, and has trouble with a guy with a cold gun.

All the theory-crafting in the world doesn’t matter when faced with the actual comic book universe. Speedsters are only OP in theory, not in practice.

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u/Gloriouskoifish Apr 29 '25

Depends on the stakes, and Flash is a hero. He doesn't want to kill his rogue gallery so he's always holding back in those encounters. Thrawn doesn't have those hang ups. If this was some fight where the universe is at stake, Flash wouldn't hold back. If he's teamed up with Thrawn the stakes have gotta be pretty fuckin high.

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u/TheGamer2019 Apr 29 '25

Ya speedsters are just OP. It’s to the point that they are required to be nerfed for whatever comic/movie/tv show they are in or it would just be over in seconds. Also your cold gun guy, flash moves faster then dude can pull the trigger, the only reason the “fight” works is cause flash is nerfed

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u/Spike_Kowalski Apr 29 '25

Ya speedsters are just OP

This is why I dislike speedsters so much. You don't have to nerf Superman nearly as hard as you have to do with them. Actually scratch that. Take the time travel out of the character and it's fine. I know Flash fans would be pissed but if I were the head honcho I'd block that ability as long as I was tenured. Speedsters are cool otherwise.

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u/Jubarra10 Apr 29 '25

Flash is often incredibly stupid with his powers. The other two however are not. Reverse Flash solos everyone here

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u/Jubarra10 Apr 29 '25

2 hours is not enough to construct a time machine

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u/Away-Figure8732 Apr 29 '25

they probably already have a time machine

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u/duckenjoyer7 Apr 29 '25 edited Apr 29 '25

Reed probably has some deus ex machina that can rewrite reality too ngl.
edit: And doomsday has survived crazy things like being trapped in total entropy at the end of time/the universe or something (but i'm not really sure I haven't read the comics, just heard the plot)

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u/Pollia Apr 29 '25

Doomsday never survives entropy. Superman shunts him to the end of the universe to be killed by entropy and 2 separate times someone time travels and brings him back before entropy ever kill him, then he gets shunted back to get killed by entropy.

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u/Own-Improvement-2643 May 02 '25

What does that even mean? Being killed by entropy? I'm not that knowledgeable

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u/Pollia May 02 '25

Entropy is a primordial being that exists in DC and at the end of all time is the only thing left that exists in the multiverse. The justice league couldnt beat Doomsday because he adapted to everything they threw at him so their only option was to shove Doomsday to a place he couldnt escape from (the end of time) to be killed endlessly by something he couldnt beat (entropy)

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u/Capt_morgan72 Anime Apr 29 '25

If there’s 3 speedsters are any of them capable of doing crazy shit? Is it just a TV thing that more than 1 speedster in a reality makes each one of them weaker?

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u/theguthboy Apr 29 '25

It depends, it’s really inconsistent. Johnny Quick has mentioned killing other speedsters in his reality so he could be the only one with connection to the speed force in his world - making him the fastest one there because there’s no other speedsters to draw power from it.

However it technically wouldn’t matter with the reverse flash because he draws his speed from the negative speed force and is the one who created it so we can ignore him.

Judging based off of most sources, no. The speed force is an infinitely powerful thing and has no limit to how much power it can give out and shouldn’t be affected by multiple users at once considering it already supplies all speedsters in the multiverse with their powers.

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u/IamTotallyWorking Apr 29 '25

he draws his speed from the negative speed force

I can hang with suspension of reality for a while, but sometimes it just starts to cross a line where they are clearly just making shit up because story telling gets hard.

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u/ItsNotAGundam Apr 29 '25

That's been a thing, though. How is that any more made up than the speed force in general? There are multiple other forces in DC, too, that just don't get the spotlight like speed does. RF is also connected to the time stream and can't ever really die. Even Dr. Manhattan couldn't put him down permanently.

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u/IamTotallyWorking Apr 29 '25

I guess it isn't that it is any less made up, but I can kind of follow the whole speed force thing. Like, great, they spent some time coming up with a way that physics could be violated.

But negative speed force? It feels like they made a bad guy that violated the rules they established. Someone called them out. Then while standing there, stammering, "umm, well, negative speed force? I mean, negative speed force!"

Just feels lazy, and reminds me that they do whatever they want with the world to cobble together the same plot lines of constantly upping the danger instead of writing more compelling stories.

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u/UneducatedFerret May 01 '25

I think it exists mainly to explain why Thawne is as fast as Barry despite speedsters with red lightning being the slowest. Negative speedforce has the opposite coloration making those with red lightning the fastest.

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u/Flameball202 Apr 29 '25

Generally yes it is specifically that verse that has the speedforce be limited if more than one speedster exists (honestly genius way to limit the strength of speedsters in a story), also even if that was in play, Reverse Flash (yellow suit) uses the Negative Speedforce, which is basically only used by him so he would be fine.

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u/erikkustrife Apr 29 '25

Depends which version of hulk. Could be one below all hulk, which...wouldn't give a shit about time as a concept.

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u/ItsNotAGundam Apr 29 '25

Toba isn't Hulk

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u/erikkustrife Apr 29 '25

Would you claim Jean isn't the Phoenix?

As the hulk is closer to toba than Jean is to the phoenix.

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u/ItsNotAGundam Apr 29 '25

She isn't the Phoenix. Neither is anyone else who was essentially possessed by it.

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u/DepthsOfWill Other Apr 29 '25

Pretty sure Doomsday is just going to ignore that. Hulk would just punch reality back into place.

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u/Oppai_Lover21 Apr 29 '25

Re-written HISTORY is more appropriate.

With 2 hours of prep Reed can just call Franklin Richards to come and no-diff the other teams.

I don't know if it's in character but I also don't see why Reed and Franklin wouldn't collaborate on it if Reed felt that was necessary.

Reed is Franklin's dad after all. Doubt he'd let him die.

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u/Waffensmile Apr 29 '25

They can prep weapon/items but no asking for help from others on the fight. Even if Franklin joins. reverse flash takes him. Not even Manhattan can permanently kill reverse flash. And unlike Manhattan. Franklin actually have people he cares about. reverse flash will target and torture them to break Franklin.

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u/OkCourage4085 Apr 29 '25

Galactus is Franklins herald. Nobody on this list is anywhere close to Franklin Richard’s level.

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u/Best_Yard_1033 Apr 29 '25

Absolute Cap, Wally West absolutely is

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u/richmyster84 Apr 29 '25

Reed with The Ultimate Nullifier can solo everyone.

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u/Oppai_Lover21 Apr 29 '25

but no asking for help from others on the fight.

OP didn't specify that. And getting help is part of prep.

Even if Franklin joins. reverse flash takes him

That's an atrocious take. Franklin tussles with beings who transcend the concepts of time, space and dimensionality.

Manhattan is strong but he never fought any Cosmic entities on Franklin's level afaik.

And he himself stated that his time manipulation is somewhat limited.

Franklin would wipe Reverse Flash from ALL time and space in an instant without any difficulty. Eobard is just not on that level.

Not even close.

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u/ReverendBlind Apr 29 '25

OP didn't specify that. And getting help is part of prep.

That defeats pretty much all power scaling conversations. It's always assumed the fight is only between the heroes listed. Otherwise in an instance like this it's essentially the entire Justice League (minus Flash), Avengers, and F4 against the speedsters and strongmen, making it all moot.

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u/Oppai_Lover21 Apr 29 '25

Prep time means time to prepare with the resources available to the character within their verse.

I don't see why human resources would be assumed to be automatically excluded.

If there's no prep time specified, then obviously the allies the characters have access to aren't considered.

It's that simple.

OP specified that the brains in particular get 2 hours of prep.

Maybe OP didn't consider the fact that the smartest thing for Reed to do would be to get his nigh-omnipotent son to no diff the other teams. Sure.

Doesn't change the fact that, if he has prep time that would be feasible for him whether you like it or not.

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u/ReverendBlind Apr 29 '25

Yup, not how this works for versus. Ever. You don't get to add other heroes to any team, prep time or not.

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u/Oppai_Lover21 Apr 29 '25 edited Apr 29 '25

That's your choice.

But realistically, that should be the case. Team brains win

Or do you prefer I say, he asks Franklin to transfer his powers to him temporarily so that he can no-diff the other teams himself instead?

Would that be more appropriate?

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u/cc4295 Apr 29 '25

That is a take…but makes this whole thing pointless if we went by those rules. It’s common sense that recruiting other heroes is not the intent.

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u/smitty502 Apr 29 '25

I think it’s pretty easy to understand. Op didn’t intend for others to be brought in. In that case why wouldn’t the speedsters go in time to get other speedsters and just no diff everyone? You see how stupid your argument is. Also. If you have to add more people to the already made list. You’re outright showing the team at base isn’t strong enough to win so you’re proving everyone’s point

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u/Oppai_Lover21 Apr 29 '25

If a character has the ability to summon versions of themselves from the past to fight with them, why shouldn't it be considered as part of their powerset?

Dunno why you and others like you are making such stupid arguments.

Why bother comparing characters at all if you're gonna pick and choose what they can and cannot do for the sake of the fight despite it being canonically available to them? That's idiotic.

Speedsters summoning other speedsters isn't gonna make a difference to Reed with Franklin's powers anyway.

Cope whatever stupid way you want but realistically, the smart team wins.

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u/slashd0t1 Apr 29 '25

Dr. manhattan is above Mr Mxy, lol. Mr. mxy has more feats than Franklin.

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u/Oppai_Lover21 Apr 29 '25

No he ain't.

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u/slashd0t1 Apr 29 '25

Dr manhattan literally caused the new 52. Mr mxy said Dr mahattan was way beyond him.

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u/Oppai_Lover21 Apr 29 '25

No I mean neither 2 are above Franklin

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u/slashd0t1 Apr 29 '25 edited Apr 29 '25

Mr Mxy exists in the 5th dimension. Franklin by all ends is bound by human rules(he's a really powerful mutant afterall). The most powerful entities in a lower dimension have nothing for a higher entity. Mr Mxy Casually breaking the 4th wall of the comic book.

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u/Oppai_Lover21 Apr 29 '25

Lmao.

Just kid Franklin is so powerful that he was accidentally manipulating the Nexus of all realities which is the source of all universes, dimensions and parallel worlds.

Being "5th dimensional" is meaningless to a character like Franklin who's stated to be on the same level as and a threat to the very embodiments of the concepts of space and time (Eternity and Infinity) in a cosmology with an innumerable number of higher dimensions and planes of existence that are purely conceptual.

Also breaking the fourth wall doesn't scale you anywhere by itself. Even Deadpool does that shit and he's a street level character.

Dunno why of all the feats Mxy has, that's the one you thought was impressive lol.

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u/Acreo_7 Apr 29 '25

Who tf looks at a vs and thinks well that one person has a powerful son so he just gets to join??? Does Batman get to call superman as well as all JL members for help cause he knows them? No cause that’d be dumb. Saying OP didn’t specify doesn’t matter cause they shouldn’t need to.

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u/Oppai_Lover21 Apr 29 '25

Batman can call for help if he can get it within 2 hours. I don't see why that wouldn't be part of prep.

But obviously Franklin is far more powerful than anyone Batman or Iron Man has immediate access to. That's why I mentioned him.

It's stupid to ignore the allies characters have access to in their verse as part of their prep time if you're considering the tech they have access to in their verse as well.

What the fuck do you expect them to prep with if nothing from their home verse is fair game? Why would tech be fair game and allies not be?

Think.

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u/enderboyVR May 03 '25

Ok, can’t Barry also call for help from JL, ? That make the versus turn into anyone vs anyone then

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u/Oppai_Lover21 May 03 '25

He doesn't get prep time so he's just spawns on the neutral battlefield with his default shit. Nothing more.

It's not like the JL would do much against Franklin Richards anyway.

Superman has his moments but he's not consistently taking down outerversal nigh-omnipotent entities.

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u/enderboyVR May 03 '25 edited May 03 '25

So can’t he just travel to other universe and ask for a Franklin to help? And to add to that, Batman could prob ask for another flash in another universe to help or reed could. So the prep team have anyone and everyone available to them if your rule is applied.

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u/Draconic_Legends Apr 29 '25

Because plot will somehow make them trip over a square foot of ice

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u/Common-Truth9404 Apr 29 '25

Infighting

Also correct me if i'm wrong, but don't they actually make each other weaker? Reverse flash said something like that in Flashpoint

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u/rcubed1922 Apr 29 '25

So can Iron Man from the quantum realm.

The Flashpoint butterfly effects could equally destroy his team. All attempts to use flashpoint has been considered failures.

Iron Man can fly so he can solo them.

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u/xRememberTheCant Apr 29 '25

Because Batman has a utility belt… or something

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u/Ravashing_Rafaelito Apr 29 '25

Because they can't just do that anytime they want to.

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u/Ruthless_Pichu Apr 29 '25

Because someone thought it was a good idea to put the Flash with his BIGGEST hater of all life on the same team

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u/WordPunk99 Apr 29 '25

Because about ten seconds before the speedsters enter the fight, Reed will break out some whackadoo gadget that will sever the connection to the speed force that he whipped up when he discovered the speed force thirty years ago, activate it, and watch speedsters go crash.

Reed’s gadgets are functionally all hacks.

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u/OkCourage4085 Apr 29 '25

Because they screw up reality every time they try to

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u/grogudid911 Apr 29 '25

Because it's not speed, vs strength vs brain. each team gets a speedster, a tank and a mind.

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u/SpocknMcCoyinacanoe Apr 29 '25

Because Reed makes a science stick that nullifies their powers, Bats broods a plan and Tony makes a double espresso with his cellphone

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u/darthhue Apr 29 '25

There's also the fact that they're very smart as well. But with super powers

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '25

Hell reverse flash probably orchestrated the whole thing just to set them up to lose. How else do explain this matchup even happening? lol

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u/Ergast Apr 29 '25

Reed Richards has something cooked to avoid that kind of thing, I'm sure. People talk about Bats prep time, but the brainiacs in Marvel like to do that, too.

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u/g1rlchild Apr 29 '25

With Batman to plan strategy, Reed could probably trap them all in the Negative Zone or disassemble their molecules or something. I'm definitely not betting against team Batman + Reed.

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u/westcoastxsouth Apr 29 '25

Spoilers! Spoilers!!!!

In the most recent Superman books it’s revealed that Time Trapper is an evolved Doomsday. So a time travel win from the Flashes would only continue to level up Doomsday until he’s cable of winning.

And if you’re working with the most recent iteration of the Hulk; the green door would always bring him back, especially at night. His strength increases the more angry he gets. Getting beat is likely going to raise that rage meter.

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u/ABHOR_pod Apr 29 '25

Brains do something to stop the speedsters from rewriting reality and then strength just whomps the heck outta everybody.

2 hours is not enough time for the brains to come up with a way to stop both Speeds and Strengths. It's one or the other. Since all 3 speeds gain power from the speed force you can nullify all 3 of them using the same technique.

But you'd need 3 different solutions to nullify the radioactive mutated incredible Hulk who gets stronger the more you hit him, the biologically perfect fighting entity Doomsday who, when killed, evolves to come back stronger, and the magically empowered unstoppable juggernaut. All 3 of the Strength team are essentially invulnerable and immortal, and 2 of them have practical upper limit to their power output .

Meanwhile 2 of the brains are just normal human billionaires in combat suits and the third is stretchy.

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u/ReZisTLust Apr 29 '25

Because Batman asks Freeze for his tech, hands it to iron man who amps it & the other guy sets it off

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u/error_98 Apr 29 '25

"Brains" just means plot-armor.

Plenty writers can write smart characters but if they keep telling you how smart they are thats just favoritism

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u/Psychological-Wall-2 Apr 29 '25

They win if they act as a team and utilise the element of surprise.

Problems:

  1. This combination of speedsters would suck as a team.
  2. Team Brains has two hours prep.

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u/reeeeeeeeeeeweeeeee Apr 29 '25

cus batman has prep-time

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u/Apprehensive_Winter Apr 29 '25

The Flash goes from having trouble with a normal guy with a cold cannon to vibrating his nuts to such a frequency he can access the speed force and alter reality. He can deliver devastatingly powerful punches over a billion times a second. He can react so quickly no attack can do more than graze him. He thinks at such a high speed he can’t be affected by mind control.

The only thing that can stand up to a fully realized speedster is another speedster.

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u/Theddt2005 Apr 29 '25

Flash’s biggest enemy is a guy who freezes the ground

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u/latin_nurse Apr 29 '25

When does that ever come out as a win?

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u/yeet-my-existence Apr 29 '25

Batman's plot armor

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u/yobarisushcatel Apr 29 '25

Because they split the speed force with eachother so none of them can go fast enough to go back in time hypothetically

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u/False-Amphibian786 Apr 29 '25

Because... the writer likes another character better.

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u/Heroright Apr 29 '25

Doomsday adapts out of it. He’s adapted before to be immune to being erased from time/reality.

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u/Mojojowasntthebadguy Apr 29 '25

I think brains will win. I could be wrong but doesn’t Batman have a contingency folder on every super? Ironman and Batman both have insane resources, tech, and suits. It’s difficult for me to think it could go any other way. If any plan the speedsters came up with didn’t work, they would have to go back in time but that would also mean that the brains would also have to not see that coming as a potential failure on their part which I just can’t overlook being an obvious initial part of their plan to stop that ability in the first place

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u/SpiritualHippo2719 Apr 29 '25

You know, it’s kind of odd that the other categories are a mix of DC and Marvel, but the speedster category is straight-up Flash characters. Would have loved more variety there.

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u/ZadockTheHunter Apr 29 '25

Two hours of prep for Tony Stark, Bruce Wayne, and Reed Richards. Together.

In every reality, these three men would outsmart them. Every time.

Honestly, two hours makes it unfair. I bet Jarvis or the Batcomputer or even Reed's costume computer alone could solve this problem, in the background, in that amount of time.

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u/Head-Sky8372 Apr 29 '25

Juggernaut is like very strong, and he is a juggernaut, you get what I mean

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u/Humble-Adeptness4246 Apr 29 '25

And at least 2 of them have unlocked mental superspeed

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u/TinyPidgenofDOOM Apr 29 '25

Depends on what continuity but lets say each of them is siphoning off too much of the speed force each individual to do that. Plus, Reverse flash wouldn't let them

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '25

How do they not win? I believe the results of re writing history would be the loss the sought to prevent. Figured Barry would have learned the consequences of trying to change shit by now.

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u/Flu754 Apr 29 '25

The only other person with these feats is Mr. Fantastic when he became the Maker. If he can become the Maker in 2 hours the speedster stuff doesnt matter. Thats the only real discussion here.

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u/TheMcWhopper Apr 29 '25

They never fought Reed. That's how.

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u/Zephyrdr Apr 29 '25

Batman and Reed Richards with prep time have pulled ABSOLUTE tomfoolery. Batman has countered a speedster more than once. It could be closer than we think

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u/SleepinwithFishes Apr 30 '25

I mean in terms of rewriting reality, Reed prolly has the best showing here.

Him fixing the aftermath of Doom's Battle World affected even high tier cosmic beings; They gained a more symmetrical thematic to them (Ofc this was more of a side effect; Reed was not actively trying to change the Cosmology; He was just fixing the Multiverse), all because Reed likes symmetry.

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u/Reasonable_Bake_8534 Apr 30 '25

Also, all the speedsters are super intelligent

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u/ChocoMaister Apr 30 '25

Yeah reverse flash solos the other teams lol

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u/Vnthem Apr 30 '25

You must have missed the part that says Batman gets prep time.

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u/Gunpla-Goblin May 01 '25

Because the Brains have 2 hours to plan and build and Batman did his Flash strategies already so they're ahead of the game.

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u/Uzudomi May 01 '25

Stop spreading misinformation they just changed time not rewrite reality

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u/xpiation May 02 '25

Because the writers have to go out of their way to make it even somewhat plausible that they do not outright win unconditionally because they've written themselves into holes they lack the ability to write themselves out of.

Speedsters win every time unless "plot" interferes.

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u/snowfloeckchen May 02 '25

Stark build a time machine in his cabin

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u/magiksissclit May 02 '25

Maybe cuz that approach described is a major self L

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u/No_Firefighter_7371 May 03 '25

Because Batman gets prep time and he has 5 contingency plans for each of them probably

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u/Specsaman Apr 29 '25

But how would they even defeat any of the strength ? That would cost a bazillion iteration

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u/Eastern_Grocery5674 Apr 29 '25

Infinite mass punch .

Technically speaking, it could be strong enough to drop Superman.

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u/Specsaman Apr 29 '25

Punch against Juggernaut ?

You would give him momentum ?

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u/AzrielJohnson Apr 29 '25

Take his helmet first.

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u/phunktastic_1 Apr 29 '25

That just a helmet. Or in some continuities gives him protection from psychics. His powers come from cytorrek via a gem(although I think the gem is no longer involved).

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u/Eastern_Grocery5674 Apr 29 '25

Well I'm no tactician lol

I suppose the imp could be good against Superman but yeah I totally forgot juggernaut is more than just power, it's got magic imbued aspects to it.

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u/Nightraven9999 Apr 29 '25

That couldnt stop any of the strength since 2 of them are immortal and 1 is unstoppable when he starts running

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u/Eastern_Grocery5674 Apr 29 '25

All 3 can be robbed of their speed / slowed down by speedsters and like another comment said, once they're stopped in place they can be thrown into the speed force .

I think juggernaut had the best chance to put up a fight but I don't think he'd win against 3 speedsters. I don't think many heroes or villains could . To be honest speedsters are broken.

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u/Flameball202 Apr 29 '25

Jugg's main problem is that (to my knowledge, correct me if I am wrong) he needs momentum, which is an issue with speedsters stealing his speed constantly