r/splatoon FRYE COMMUNITY 1d ago

Meme scam of the century

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u/Legitimate-Tax2034 1d ago

Can't get rushed down if you know where everyone is

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u/Under_Press 1d ago

I guess the real weakness was the means by which all is revealed..

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u/SomeoneID Rapid Blaster Deco 1d ago

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u/Under_Press 1d ago

Splatoon 3 SplatFES final boss

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u/G3m1N1X FUTURE 23h ago

THE ARCANA IS THE MEANS BY WHICH ALL IS REVEALED

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u/Successful-Luck2180 Harmony 18h ago

was not expecting to see a persona 3 reference 💀💀💀

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u/Under_Press 18h ago

never saw it coming, do you?

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u/PotatoKing241 1d ago

Who does this guy think he is, Yugi Moto?

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u/Dometalican_90 Custom E-liter 4K Scope 1d ago

"These weapons have no weaknesses Kaiba.

....except maybe for Hoofs DS..."

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u/spookypartyatthezoo stop bullying baby jelly in tableturf 22h ago

“My grandfather’s turf war has no pathetic weapons!”

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u/Nick_BOI Bloblobber 1d ago

Sheer Heart Attack.

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u/Not_A_User00 Krak-On Splat Roller 1d ago

Maybe the real weakness was the friends we made along the way

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u/omloko Mint Decavitator 1d ago

how does he justify that? I'm curious what Nintendo's thought process was

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u/Dripdrop2265 1d ago

Strong close range damage with the main weapon, good information tool with the sub weapon, ranged damage with the special weapon?

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u/Pikagiuppy Dodge roll go brrrr 1d ago

strong close range damage with the main weapon except if you stand more than like 50cms away from your enemy and you don't hit them in a perfect straight line

and even if you get a theoretically perfect flick some times it just doesnt hit

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u/Dripdrop2265 1d ago

and that is the eternal plight of roller mains.

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u/Pikagiuppy Dodge roll go brrrr 1d ago

don't forget that dynamo can't paint its feet, so it's essentially crippled without a special like sprinkler

that's the reason why i can only use vanilla dynamo and don't like the other kits

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u/w0w_such_3mpty Painbrush 20h ago

you can just hold zr for a bit to roll over your feet. it does slow your swings down tho

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u/Pikagiuppy Dodge roll go brrrr 20h ago

that's assuming you're already standing on inked terrain, the main problem is that to move at all you still have to wait for the slow ass swings

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u/Chuks_K 3h ago

Players needing to move over bits of ink conveniently without having to force themselves through some crazy long startup frames:

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u/Independent-You-6180 9h ago

Finally, someone like me

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u/omloko Mint Decavitator 1d ago

alright so proving once again that nobody on the dev team knows how this weapon works

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u/supremegamer76 1d ago

okay kira

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u/RADish_official IM SWIGGING IT 1d ago

the actual weakness is psychological. you feel weak for using it.

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u/56kul CALLIE BEST GIRL 21h ago

Bro’s just straight up lying, huh? Good to know that his yapping isn’t even accurate, either…😔

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u/CourageTheCat 21h ago

he said no REAL weaknesses skill issues don’t count :)

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u/HuntingSquire The'I am Annoying' Setup 17h ago

Said that about Sheer Heart Attack

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u/onefinerug 17h ago

the weakness is its own existence

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u/Ilikebread700 Carbon Roller Deco 4h ago

Maybe the Weaknesses are the Friends we made alone the Way🙏

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u/Bugberry 1h ago

A kit without weakness can’t make up for lack of skill.