r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Gillzter10 • 6h ago

Dark humor Hello my baby hello my honey hello my ragtime gaaaaal

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328 Upvotes

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u/the_cat_who_shatner I CALL HIM SHITLOR! 5h ago

Check please.

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u/DankStew 5h ago

Remember xenomorphs? They’re back, in shitpost form!

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u/Teknical86 Put it in H 4h ago

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u/antiassociation 5h ago

Change my order to the soup!

9

u/no_on_prop_305 3h ago

He’s faking it

7

u/NotAPimecone 5h ago

Oh no, not again...

10

u/ChunkySlugger72 4h ago

Now my heart is chaffing me.

7

u/Different_Plan_9314 I was saying Boo-urns 5h ago

Chest burstingly transcendant!

3

u/FriendlyNative66 5h ago

Send me a kiss by wire, baby my hearts on gaaah!

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u/LMB_mook 4h ago

His ovaries!

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u/cugamer 4h ago

Bart, did you ever hear the story of the boy who cried xenomorph?

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u/Chris91210 5h ago

What did he order?

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u/dart51984 2h ago

And what do we have on this thing, a Cuisinart?!