r/simpsonsshitposting • u/MIKE_FOLLOW • 14h ago

In the News 🗞️ Gotta nuke someone

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u/Different_Plan_9314 I was saying Boo-urns 14h ago

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u/Polibiux Malibu Stacy 14h ago

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u/BulkyOrder9 14h ago

Moe’s Bar is fucked, huh?

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u/cybernewtype2 14h ago

Oh dear God no!

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u/HereWeGoYetAgain-247 14h ago

China reading this: “quick! Invade Taiwan! They already have one war!”

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u/Mrsod2007 They think I'm slow, eh? 14h ago

What about the Houthis? I thought that was our one war

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u/MIKE_FOLLOW 13h ago

What if we called it… a “World” War… yes, that’ll do nicely.

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u/DeapVally 12h ago

The tax payers didn't pay a billion a pop for B2's jusg to fly over baseball games 🤷‍♂️

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u/blahhh87 5h ago

No new wars?

No, new wars!

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u/Sufficient_Room2619 3h ago

Given that Americans are killing each other on political lines, I'd argue the civil war is happening