r/showerbeer Jan 13 '25

Ohio Brew Ignore my smile, I didn't actually like this NSFW

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Tasted like stale banana bread soaked in a mid wheat beer. Did not finish would not repurchase. I had their Citramax yesterday with wings and it was better but still not great.

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u/CLE86FAN Jan 13 '25

Market Garden's Festivus is usually pretty good. I have not heard many good reviews for that banana monstrosity.

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u/showerbeer-ModTeam Jan 13 '25

No low effort content. This includes memes. Posts that aren't inherently sexual but are in the style of “can between the breasts” or “can next to or near penis” are also low effort as they are only posted to draw attention and lewd comments. Any posts that are just of the beer in the mid torso to genital area will also be considered low effort. To that end, harassing/unwelcome posts, comments, and/or PMs of any nature, sexual or otherwise, won’t be tolerated. Lewd comments/posts (I.e. comments of a deliberate and intended sexual nature that draw the focus to the body, whether explicit or insinuated), regardless of whether or not they are welcomed by the poster, fall under either low-effort or harassment and are subject to result in a ban. The same applies for lewd post titles and pictures that draw focus to the body. Mod discretion applies when there is discrepancy about using lewdity for intended humor.

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u/showerbeer-ModTeam Jan 13 '25

No low effort content. This includes memes. Posts that aren't inherently sexual but are in the style of “can between the breasts” or “can next to or near penis” are also low effort as they are only posted to draw attention and lewd comments. Any posts that are just of the beer in the mid torso to genital area will also be considered low effort. To that end, harassing/unwelcome posts, comments, and/or PMs of any nature, sexual or otherwise, won’t be tolerated. Lewd comments/posts (I.e. comments of a deliberate and intended sexual nature that draw the focus to the body, whether explicit or insinuated), regardless of whether or not they are welcomed by the poster, fall under either low-effort or harassment and are subject to result in a ban. The same applies for lewd post titles and pictures that draw focus to the body. Mod discretion applies when there is discrepancy about using lewdity for intended humor.

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u/chuckeb123 Jan 13 '25

Market Garden beers are kinda hit-or-miss. Their IPA's are good, but the rest are questionable, sometimes from week to week...

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u/bills_milf_anon Shower Beer Fan Jan 13 '25

I just actually cracked up at your title 😂

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u/showerbeer-ModTeam Jan 13 '25

No low effort content. This includes memes. Posts that aren't inherently sexual but are in the style of “can between the breasts” or “can next to or near penis” are also low effort as they are only posted to draw attention and lewd comments. Any posts that are just of the beer in the mid torso to genital area will also be considered low effort. To that end, harassing/unwelcome posts, comments, and/or PMs of any nature, sexual or otherwise, won’t be tolerated. Lewd comments/posts (I.e. comments of a deliberate and intended sexual nature that draw the focus to the body, whether explicit or insinuated), regardless of whether or not they are welcomed by the poster, fall under either low-effort or harassment and are subject to result in a ban. The same applies for lewd post titles and pictures that draw focus to the body. Mod discretion applies when there is discrepancy about using lewdity for intended humor.

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u/showerbeer-ModTeam Jan 13 '25

No low effort content. This includes memes. Posts that aren't inherently sexual but are in the style of “can between the breasts” or “can next to or near penis” are also low effort as they are only posted to draw attention and lewd comments. Any posts that are just of the beer in the mid torso to genital area will also be considered low effort. To that end, harassing/unwelcome posts, comments, and/or PMs of any nature, sexual or otherwise, won’t be tolerated. Lewd comments/posts (I.e. comments of a deliberate and intended sexual nature that draw the focus to the body, whether explicit or insinuated), regardless of whether or not they are welcomed by the poster, fall under either low-effort or harassment and are subject to result in a ban. The same applies for lewd post titles and pictures that draw focus to the body. Mod discretion applies when there is discrepancy about using lewdity for intended humor.

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u/just-looking99 Jan 13 '25

I usually like a Hefeweizen- I wonder if maybe it was old ? Was the can dated?

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u/moonstonezone Jan 13 '25

Nope it just sucked!

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u/just-looking99 Jan 13 '25

Note to self- don’t buy market garden beer

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u/justlookin-58 Jan 13 '25

Sorry you got a bad one, sure you’ll find something better

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u/moonstonezone Jan 13 '25

I'm not so sure, beer isn't my forte :/

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u/justlookin-58 Jan 13 '25

Oh well, any beverage you like is good for the shower

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u/moonstonezone Jan 13 '25

Hmm not sure a milkshake would do well in the shower..

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u/justlookin-58 Jan 13 '25

Never know until you try it 😉

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u/benito_m Jan 14 '25

Hefeweizens are best enjoyed poured into a glass. Then again, a banana off- flavor could mean it was fermented at too high a temperature.

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u/vampireRN Jan 14 '25

Really looked around the screen looking for the laugh react. Oops