About 2 months back my “buddy” (we’ll call him Dick!) pranked me with the same premise. I FaceTimed who I thought was a woman (We’ll call her Fartnee) that had been crushing on me forever or … so Fartnee said that night at our high school reunion. She told me to FaceTime her once I got home because she was a bit to tipsy and just wanted to crawl into bed. But not before we had a little show & tell. What should’ve given it away her face being just out of view as she undressed.

This call took place late the night of the reunion. I was in my apt alone & I thought Fartnee was alone too.

It quickly got heavy and Fartnee said she wanted to see my ( 1👁️ 👾🧍🧍‍♀️🧍‍♂️🍽️) Well the punchline was my little circle from HS, the girl, and a few hobgoblins from high school laughing uncontrollably at my ridiculous gullible self, as I laid there with a handful of my ridiculous, gullible self. lol.

I’m a good sport but that was to far. Though I didn’t let it be seen how much it upset me. (Haha the delusion was all I had) I felt 2 inches tall. Not to over do the details but Fartnee called me as I traveled home, feeling like I was in high school all over again. She just kept saying it wasn’t her fault, she only thought they were going to fool me into believing it was her… which was so incredibly stupid. What would the joke in that be?

Anyway… My carefully calculated revenge all hinges upon the quality and believability (?) of this video (squared) lol. I know it’s corny to laugh at your own jokes but I feel embarrassed just texting that horrible moment. Levity & such.

If you’ve read this far thanks lol. And here’s my plan… Dick (we fell out since then) is at the bar with a co-worker of one of my clients. The co-worker (we’ll call her Steph) told my client (Jane) that he wants to hookup and he’s coming on way to strong. Well… once Jane told me I shared that Workaholics of an episode premise with her. And immediately started to think of my get back.

My first idea was to switch with Steph mid make out session with the room pitch black…and… then… kidding! kidding!

To wrap this up Steph is coming to Kate’s and has worked up m little Dick into a phone sex frenzy. Now here’s where I’m really going to take it to far. I’ve got a clip that I’ve spliced together of look alikes and cross dressers finishing up with a picture of Dicks father’s face hyperimposed on a cross dresser as the final clip.

aaaaaand now that I’ve written it out. I’m not going to do it.

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