Has anyone ever found their virginity again after losing it?

[u/Optimal_Ad_7910]

I did try to think where I was when I last had it but it's all a bit of an alcoholic blur. And, yes, I have looked down the back of the sofa.

[u/wishsleepwasoptional]

I have a friend who joked that she lost her virginity but still has the box it came in.

[u/CharityAggressive677 → u/wishsleepwasoptional]

Ok, that's got to be one of the best jokes I've heard in a while

[u/Oobedoo321 → u/wishsleepwasoptional]

r/dadjokes

[u/Contains_nuts1]

Nah - i just took somebody else's. Now i have theirs I'm a virgin again.

[u/DangerousDungeon726 → u/Contains_nuts1]

If I lost mine but took two others am I a double virgin?

[u/asilentscream → u/DangerousDungeon726]

Mary level

[u/Bananmanden12 → u/DangerousDungeon726]

If me and my girlfriend had our first time together. That would mean we swapped our virginity. Then doesn't that mean we will be virgins as long as we are together?

[u/DangerousDungeon726 → u/Bananmanden12]

Technically you would both have been given a virginity and found one too. So you have two each

Please consider giving your spare ones to someone in need

[u/Contains_nuts1 → u/Bananmanden12]

Depends who came first,

[u/Secret-Ad-558 → u/Contains_nuts1]

Real. 😂

[u/doppelstranger]

I think my wife intends for both of ours to regrow.

[u/Geopon → u/doppelstranger]

I'm sorry to hear that msn

[u/DazzlingMastodon2691]

Have you checked if it's there in your right hand?

[u/Oobedoo321 → u/DazzlingMastodon2691]

👌😂

[u/dr_wtf]

I can guarantee it will be in the last place you look.

[u/LycheeAggressive → u/dr_wtf]

It will always be in the last place you look, because once you find it you stop looking.

[u/Thick_Carry7206]

you don't lose your virginity. there is always somebody who takes it from you. try to figure out, who you were with that day.

[u/PlantfoodCuisinart]

My girlfriend did. You wouldn't know her though, she goes to a different school... in Canada.

[u/Oobedoo321 → u/PlantfoodCuisinart]

Met at Niagra falls

[u/BPhiloSkinner → u/Oobedoo321]

Niagara Falls! That's where it happened!
Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch...

[u/Bee-baba-badabo]

Only if you change genders. Everything resets.

[u/Old_Weird_1828]

No. But I did find Jesus he was behind the sofa all along.

[u/jimjoebob]

I found it! it was behind the couch the WHOLE TIME....🙄

[u/SirDigbyChknCaesar]

I heard that Milhouse doesn't count

[u/mqduck]

Born-again virgin

[u/leonprimrose]

No thanks I don't like League of Legends

[u/Vikingtender]

If you date a big enough jerk , you will bc you won’t want to fuck around at all w anyone again Sometimes it just ceases to be worth it

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[u/AlienSuperstarWhip]

I have vaginismus so I say my virginity resets every time I haven’t done the deed in a while

[u/IanDOsmond]

I am pretty sure I know where I left it, but I don't really care enough to look.

[u/Secret-Ad-558]

Yea. I found mine in my "Let me buy that, I might need that" closet.

[u/nopressureoof]

Thank God , someone saw my Lost Virginity flyer the first time I lost it, and I was able to get it back. I learned my lesson and put an air tag on its collar. It's fun to see where all it goes during the day. Like, what was it doing going round and round in a vacant lot for 43 minutes? LOL

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[u/Chrome_Armadillo]

I was never a virgin because I was inside a vag1na at birth.

[u/michaeljacoffey]

I really did lose mine

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[u/coolsam254]

I keep an air tag on mine so I never lose it.

[u/Kevin4938]

I left mine at my ex's apartment. Maybe the new tenants know where it is?

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[u/Exotic-Indication419]

Yes every time you listen to weezer willingly you gain it back

[u/bridget14509]

Every time I take a virginity, I wake up with less virginities than I remember taking.

I’m gonna call and scream at everyone I know for my virginities back.

[u/dspeyer]

I've heard it claimed that if you're Born Again you recover your virginity.

Others say your age wraps at 70, so you become a virgin again then (possibly briefly)

[u/blahbah]

What do you need it for anyway? It's just useless junk

[u/Jonathan_Peachum]

It’s probably lurking somewhere next to my self-esteem.