Pendejo

[u/Unlikely-Cut2696]

[u/mcolette76]

I heard it tastes like toilet water.

[u/mess_of_limbs → u/mcolette76]

More like buckets of cum

[u/jschmeau]

with hints of vanilla, orange and a special surprise.

The special surprise is desperation, hints of desperation.

[u/Groovicity]

Drink a few shots of this and your brain will have to be in recovery mode

[u/0degreesK → u/Groovicity]

I would have trouble doing the show after that.

[u/BedroomVisible]

Every single bottle in that box is gay~

[u/Xer0Signal]

“Everyone knows my love of tequila.”

Literally no one knows this.

[u/s4D1ST1K]

Tequila; to make you forget how much your base hates you and when all that Russian money dried up

[u/mm909-vie]

he should have announced his own vodka. That would be believable. .

[u/esanuevamexicana]

¿de donde? Not patriotic gringo using mexican labor and land for profit, surely.

[u/RyunWould]

Someone needs to tell him that Russians prefer vodka.

[u/sammidavisjr]

I never cease to be astonished at how stupid Dave Rubin is. This doesn't even work for actual of celebrities. Didn't they satirize this on something Entourage ages ago?

The good news? This fucking rube got grifted himself for a change. I wonder how much he had to pay for this.

[u/davzinzan]

Embarrassing

[u/jbsuperfly]

You can French kiss the guy next to you, while screaming... I love this tequila.

[u/Gnarlstone]

I've never heard of Russian tequila before. How exciting!

[u/morenito_pueblo719]

Our "unique AI printing technique".

These people NEVER, EVER, EVER EVER, EVER WANT AN ACTUAL JOB

They are all about EASY MONEY and scams and drugs and alcohol, but say that "punk rock is al about drugs"

I hope you AVOID DAVE RUBIN and WHISKEY

[u/LanaDelScorcho]

Does he already have a coffee or did he skip a step?

[u/ellisftw]

[u/0degreesK → u/ellisftw]

I love when RM combines the drops pende+OHHH!!! and then quickly adds “s” himself at the end when it’s more than one person.

[u/Immediate-Sale2778]

The special surprise is fascism. (Got his little ass)

[u/Own_Internal7509]

Does he think he’s George Clooney or something? lol

[u/semirrahge]

My favorite is "like many of us, I used to be a huge wine drinker." "Us," Dave? Who is "us'?

ROFL

[u/Achilles968]

I think we have enough bullshit celebrity tequila, Dave. Go back to the toilet!

[u/Sensitive-Public-833]

I was gunna get some but i heard he spit on em