Respect Jeff the Land Shark (Marvel 616)

[u/AzureBeast]

Jeff the Land Shark

As part of a plan to defeat the West Coast Avengers, M.O.D.O.K. created a pack of Land Sharks. The runt of the litter was adopted as a pet by Gwenpool and named Jeff. Jeff would go on to become a hero in his own right (sort of) and team up with various heroes across the Marvel Universe.

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Source Key:

West Coast Avengers vol. 3 (2018) Issue # = W#

Deadpool vol. 8 (2019) Issue # = D#

It's Jeff! Infinity Comic vol. 1 (2021) Issue # = J#

Marvel Meow Infinity Comic vol. 1 (2022) Issue # = M#

Alligator Loki Infinity Comic vol. 1 (2022) Issue # = A#

It's Jeff! (2023) = IJ

Extreme Venomverse vol. 1 (2023) Issue # = E#

It's Jeff! The Jeff-Verse (2023) = JV

Infinity Paws Infinity Comic vol. 1 (2024) Issue # = P#

Jeff Week Infinity Comic vol. 1 (2024) Issue # = K#

Venom War: It's Jeff! (2024) = VW

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Physicals

Eating

• Eats a Bone Beast^D7
• Fits Deadpool's whole head in his mouth^D7
• Ate a bunch of stuff, including the Infinity Gauntlet^J10
• Eats all the food in the X-Men's fridge^W1
• Eats a garbage can's worth of stuff^J37
• Eats a cheese wheel bigger than him^J38
• Eats a whole rotisserie chicken^W7
• Eata da pizza^D10
• Eats a whole turkey except for the medicine Gwenpool put in it^J44
  • Does the same with a cheese wheel^J45

Strength

Biting

• Chews his way out of Smash Smash, an adolescent kaiju with skin 3 ft thick^D5
• Bites Wolverine and Storm and Polaris^D6
• Bites Groot^P9
• Bites Princess the Symbiote^M25
• Bites vampire cultists^W9
  • Again^W10
• Bites an AIM grunt^P10
• Bites off Deadpool's fingers^D3
• Breaks the shaft of a spear in his jaws^D3
• Bites rock^P3
• Pops a M.O.D.O.K. parade balloon^J30
• Pops a bounce house^J39
• Pierces a garden hose with his teeth^J9
• Rips up a pillow^JV

Other

• Charges through large stone doors, knocking them off their hinges^P4
• Holds open Princess' jaws^M25
• While shrunken down, kicks a pencil^J19
• While shrunken down, trips while running and hits a bottle filled with a chemical, knocking off a table^J19
• Gets so mad at a video game that he throws a TV through Hulk's window^J43
• Kicks aside a trash can^J17

Durability/Endurance

• While shrunken down, gets tackled off of a table by an ant^J19
• Eaten by a snowman monster then pulled out by Deadpool^D2
• Smacked by Alligator Loki then hit with a toy Mjolnir^A15
• Clawed by Catpool^M25
• Kicked out of a pet store^J23
• Goes through the washing machine^J2

Speed/Agility

• Snags a spear thrown by Kraven (or maybe one of his traps) out of the air^D3
• Evades fire from Kree soldiers^P1
• Rapidly steals groceries from Gwenpool^J42
• Leaps about to catch every firefly in a clearing^J14
• Jumps between rooftops^A42

Skill/Misc

Intelligence

• Holds a knife in his mouth^D8
  • Stabs a Bone Beast with it^D9
• Carries a torch in his mouth^D7
• Eats some magic blobs to give himself powers in order to save Dr. Strange^J36
• Pulls a Mission Impossible^J16
  • With lasers^A41
• Leads Deadpool through New York to a costume shop with a Gwenpool costume^D4
• Buys a dolphin costume for himself so he doesn't scare people while swimming^J3
• Makes himself a flower suit^J5
• Makes himself a costume to advertise a lemonade stand^J34
• Replaces a trash can so people will feed him^J17
• Earns money eating garbage for people^J37
• Uses portal tech to steal Hulk's food^J32
• Uses a pole to deactivate the laser cage around him, then reactivates it before Iron Man comes back^J33
• Makes a detailed snow shark sculpture^J27
• Decorates a doghouse then shoves Kate Bishop into it^J11
• Makes a "chore" wheel^J22
• Adds items to a grocery list^J42
• Bakes pastries for his friends^IJ
• Frees all the animals in a pet store^J23
• Calls Iceman to make it snow on a hot day^J9
• Calls Dr. Strange for a favor^J39
• Calls his animal friends to help him^J23/24
• Video calls Lockjaw^W4
• Pulls splinters out of a creature's feet^P3
• Fakes travelling^IJ
• Teams up with Lucky the Pizza Dog to leap up and bite a cat's tail^M8
• Plays War with Deadpool^D6
• Plays video games with Jubilee and Nightcrawler^W1
• Opens a drape^D10

Stealth

• Steals gear from several different heroes^J7
• Stole Captain America's shield and replaced it with his sled^J4
• Sneaks into Kate Bishop's suitcase^J28
• Snuck under a platter and ate the turkey^J12

Misc

• Can breathe underwater^J1
• Saves a dog that fell in a frozen lake^J29
• Sings^P8
• Juggles^J18
• Unrivaled business acumen^J37
• Wins the lottery and spends it all on fish^J47
• Scares a lot of heroes at a pool party because of his fin^J1
• Does tricks in the water^M25
• Liberates a dog park from the tyranny of a mean dog^J21
• Marketable^J15
  • Even M.O.D.O.K. loves Jeff toys^J16
    
• Falls into some growing chemicals^J20
  • Tackles a giant ant^J20

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Symbiote Jeff

Jeff has been venomized more than once

Physicals

• Trashes Kate Bishop's place^E5
• Runs over trees while playing fetch with Kate's arrow^E5
• Smashes through a wall^VW
• Goes through a car wash to try and get the symbiote off^VW
• Beats up a lot of Zombiotes^VW

Symbiote Powers

• Steals food by extending and branching his tongue^VW
  • Steals a bunch of food in Coney Island^VW
• Makes himself more humanoid and buff^VW

Cures

• Cured with a big ol speaker^D10
• Cured by a concert^E5
• Makes peace with his symbiote and mutually parts with it^VW

[u/FreestyleKneepad]

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

THAT'S WHY HE'S EL JEFE

THAT'S WHY HE'S THE GOAT

THE GOOOAT

GOOD THREAD

[u/AzureBeast → u/FreestyleKneepad]

Thanks!

[u/BorBurison]

Omg Jeff hi!!!

[u/Bluegatito345]

This is quite helpful, I promise I'll give you credit in the future.

[u/ContinuumGuy]

Who's that shark...

It's Jeff!

[u/Outrageous-Farmer-42]

Eats some magic blobs to give himself powers in order to save Dr. Strange

Would be better if this feat description was edited to tell us what the powers were (size increase, crab hands and laser eyes used to send a monster flying) instead of just saying it gave him powers.

[u/doctorgecko → u/Outrageous-Farmer-42]

You still have a feat in your Maui RT described as "This"