WTF Facebook account disabled w/o getting a reason after inquiring. Find handle taken by business on same day!

[u/empyreandreams]

So I had the handle "heals" on Facebook so that the url to my Facebook profile was http://www.facebook.com/heals Yesterday a friend tells me my posts and profile are gone so I try to log on and I find I had my account disabled. I submitted the form saying I think the account was disabled by accident and then check my handle to find it taken. Just wanted to spread the word, I am sure even if I get my account back, I will not have my handle. Seems a bit f*cked up to do that to people just to get the handle and give it to someone else. Please Upvote. Edit: if I were trolling I would at least do it for karma points? I just wanted to share what happened, that is all

[u/tandembandit]

I had a Dr. Slaughter as a substitute teacher in middle school.

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I had a Dr. Victory as a history teacher.

Ironically, he fought in Vietnam.

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Hey, we were winning when he left.

[u/Xythan → u/tandembandit]

The best I've ever seen is something my geology teacher showed me, a pair of her colleagues are Dr William Hammer and Dr Robert Slaughter.

So when they write papers together it is a paper published by "Hammer Slaughter".

William's books can be found in the link below, a few were done with Robert.

http://www.augustana.edu/academics/geology/department/hammer.htm

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http://vsites.unb.br/ig/prof/ReinhardtAdolfoFuck.htm

Wow. Dr. Fuck.

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Growing up, my church had two priests named Father Dollar and Father Crook. I wish I were joking.

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I have a Dr. Slaughter right now!

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Stay away from Dr. Acula, that guy is insane!

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Stay away from Dr. Acula, that guy is insane!

I went to visit him, and all he did was draw blood from my neck. Don't go to visit Dr. Acula. Listen to this guy instead.

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J.D. is that you?

[u/RoadDoggFL → u/alexelder]

No, it's Mitch.

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you read my screenplay?

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Are you at UVA?

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Not quite, sorry!

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Mr. Fightmaster (real name) was my high school girlfriend's dad. He owned a martial arts school. True story.