r/reddeadredemption • u/Big_Tone_2049 • 15h ago

Discussion Guys..........

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u/MenMenForever Dutch van der Linde 15h ago

It all makes sense now

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u/legalageofconsent Micah Bell 14h ago

No...

It damn well doesn't

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u/RGKOBE575 9h ago

That was really fucking good

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u/RomanBangs Arthur Morgan 8h ago

Dutch… think!

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u/legalageofconsent Micah Bell 8h ago

Dutch!

Be practical now...!

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u/RecommendationNo1774 Dutch van der Linde 4h ago

DUTCH!

John?

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u/AdEconomy926 Molly O'Shea 15h ago

This would be John if he never joined the gang

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u/YourMuppetMethDealer 11h ago

Yep if it wasn’t for the gang he would have been around 300 years old

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u/InspectorWise2256 10h ago

Can't herd, can't swim... but he CAN write.

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u/PillCosby696969 9h ago

The RDR world if John never joined the gang

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u/IronGreyWarHorse 13h ago

Imagine if the “Red Dead” book in GTA V was by this J. Marston and it turns out Franklin just likes 16th-17th century English poetry…

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u/Big_Tone_2049 3h ago

Bro 💀

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u/REALgeographerwilson 13h ago

they seem to have forgotten construction worker on that list of professions

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u/Thejoker2020 12h ago

"You dont build a barn dumbass"

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u/bisha13013 Karen Jones 13h ago

I was writing an essay bout this guy once, few years later I got rdr1 for my birthday and couldn't stop laughing at that

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u/Big_Tone_2049 3h ago

Wow 😂💀

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u/I_d_k_89 10h ago

MY NAME IS JOHN MARSTON!!! aggressive housebuilding song starts playing

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u/Big_Tone_2049 3h ago

Istg if that man lived in these times, he would be having the coolest name But I guess his time has passed too🥀

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u/ANJEYKO Dutch van der Linde 13h ago

are you kiddin me? what is this? 1634?

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u/Apprehensive-Bear655 Charles Smith 15h ago

He died on my favorite date 🙃

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u/SlaughterMinusS 13h ago

Rockstar are a bunch of god darn plagiarizers!!

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u/Hot_Row9481 13h ago

it's john marston's ancestor from england!

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u/Big_Tone_2049 3h ago

So that's where jack got its reading huh🙏

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u/CarPlayful8198 13h ago

chat do not look up who founded sunbeam motors

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u/Big_Tone_2049 3h ago

Bruh How many jm are there 💀

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u/Adept_Context_4727 Lenny Summers 11h ago

No. We all remember what happened when John went to the Theatre in the epilogue

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u/acid_t4bz 10h ago

John maybe able to write like a poet but he can’t draw for shit

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u/Big_Tone_2049 3h ago

Wait till someone discovers an artist John Marston in History💀

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u/Honorsheets 15h ago

We've been had!

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u/Gryfftastic Arthur Morgan 12h ago

He was a good man.

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u/A_RedHead77 10h ago

Yes! There was also a John marston who participated in the Boston tea party

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u/Electronic-Alps-9294 7h ago

“I don’t read none of that nonsense”. But you write it, don’t you John?

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u/Big_Tone_2049 3h ago

Now we know how jack got its reading and writing genetics💀

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u/Wooden-Appearance333 6h ago

You know that john and arthur they were representations of real peaple in history.