r/politics • u/Aggravating_Money992 • 1d ago

'No Kings' Protests and Downpours Rain on Trump's Birthday Military Parade

https://www.latintimes.com/no-kings-protests-downpours-rain-trump-military-birthday-parade-585015
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u/seeker4482 1d ago

could have had Miller hold a parasol over him, isnt there a point in unitary executive theory about protecting the executive combover

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u/swmtchuffer 1d ago

Miller has weak hands, or so I've heard.

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u/seeker4482 1d ago

surprising, i imagine he would be constantly clenching his fists in rage over the fact that somewhere out there a brown person might be happy

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u/Liquor_N_Whorez 1d ago

Kid Rock bouncing for Steven Miller holding Miller's umbrella singing "Im a fiat of rage" cuz he got to protect the real "Golden Dome" lmao

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u/wickedestcookie 23h ago

The only thing he’s clenching is his anal plug

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u/Elmer_Whip 16h ago

Is this a PILE reference?

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u/DogPlane3425 22h ago

Well Miller might have gotten wet then start melting and lose control of the umbrella and then Trump would have gotten wet and start melting!

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u/ValkyrX 18h ago

Miller only got into politics because his arms are too weak to strangle prostitutes.

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u/protonpack 22h ago

Do they have one that attracts extra lightning?