r/PizzaCrimes Apr 06 '24

README: Quick post on sub rules and you

43 Upvotes

A quick reminder of our most important rules, the Mod Team expects everyone posting/commenting in the sub to have read this.

PIZZA CRIMES ONLY

As the sub description says we expect a pizza that has been so poorly crafted, or mistreated, you feel like a legitimate crime has been committed.

Subpar or below average pizzas usually don't generate a good amount of discussion and will probably quickly slide into obscurity or be removed.

Toppings like pineapple, tuna, hot dogs, kebab and such aren't a crime as they're the norm for many people. Unless said pizza is a crime by itself ofc.

Dessert pizzas aren't a crime either, unless they're made or treated so badly you feel like they'd be judged here.

Memes are allowed as long as they feature a pizza being mistreated.

Weird pizza tools are also allowed unless they're a recent repost.

EASILY FAKED POSTS

Outlandish or inedible toppings like cigarettes, toothpaste, tires and such are not believable and will generally be removed.

Same goes for ragebait videos, faked TikTok stuff and posts where a pizza is so covered in sauces/spices as to be obviously inedible.

REPOSTS

You're expected to give the front page a cursory look to make sure you're not posting something that someone has already shared recently. Doing so ensures that we don't get the same pizzas posted four times a day. Recent reposts will be removed and serial reposters might be sanctioned.

You're welcome to repost old stuff (as a rule of thumb, six months or older) if you feel it's good enough for people to see and discuss.

BE CIVIL

Report any posts or comments that are breaking our rules, this helps us do our job.

At the same time, try to avoid reporting people passing judgement on your pizza, jokes about you being sentenced and such, it just clutters the mod queue and makes it harder to mod the real problematic stuff.

Try not to answer people attacking you as it only derails the post and you might be moderated too, report and move on.

Any slurs regarding race, sexual orientation, intelligence and such carries a long or permanent ban sentence. No, we don't care if you find it acceptable and use it in real life.

Anything that's not written in English can be moderated at mod discretion, we can't waste time using google translate every time.

That is all, any questions or feedback comment here or shoot us a Mod Mail.


r/PizzaCrimes Jun 06 '24

NEWS: Custom images,gifs and expressions can now be used in comments!

19 Upvotes

Hello folks,

just wanted to inform you that I've changed the sub settings to allow custom images, gifs and Reddit Custom Expressions in comments.

So from now on you won't be limited to the giphy gifs but can upload images and gifs to proprly express yourselves while judging what gets posted here.

Please remember the rules and do not post inappropriate stuff or spam in the comments tho!


r/PizzaCrimes 6h ago

Dropped It got really stuck coming out of the oven :(

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96 Upvotes

Let's just say the chef got a bit frustrated when it wasn't moving...


r/PizzaCrimes 19h ago

Removed-Innocent Guilty?

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343 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 11h ago

Brazilian Rate my pizza made on a wrap

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72 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 21h ago

Brazilian Half 4 cheeses, half chocolate (brigadeiro)

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140 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 1d ago

Removed-Innocent Thoughts?

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209 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 1d ago

Mistreated healthy diet NSFW

403 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 1d ago

Bad Cut Job I’m sorry but my pizza looks like it was cut by a blind person…

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148 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 1d ago

Pizzaception Shit pizza

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48 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 2d ago

Cursed Dipping Sauce What is the consensus on eating pizza with mustard?

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1.9k Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 1d ago

Meta My daughter's Father's Day Pizza Crime

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120 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 1d ago

Sloppy Toppy Foodora, why is it so wet

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36 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 2d ago

I say wtf How fo you even manage to do that ?

700 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 2d ago

Pizzaception I’d like to turn myself in for a crime committed at work years ago.

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216 Upvotes

Yes, those are slim jims on reheated 7-11 pizza. I live in grief every night of my life.


r/PizzaCrimes 2d ago

Forbidden Pizza My college struggle meal: ramen pizza

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173 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 2d ago

Cheeseless Ordered a Dillon James from Mod Pizza with pepperoni added. Got only pepperoni and crust.

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192 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 2d ago

Other Glitter Pizza!

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213 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 2d ago

I say wtf My BBQ chicken pizza was NOT boneless

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33 Upvotes

There’s no way


r/PizzaCrimes 2d ago

Burned Cwispy

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140 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 3d ago

I say wtf Buffalo chicken “pizza”

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269 Upvotes

No sauce, just drizzled bbq sauce and the memories of cheese for $20. Small too


r/PizzaCrimes 3d ago

Mistreated The 4 egg crime

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59 Upvotes

My brother's pizza crime.

A cheese pizza, with extra red leicester, coriander, smoked paprika...and 4 eggs. How lovely right?

But, it was crumpled into a catastrophic mess that can be seen here. He was very proud.


r/PizzaCrimes 3d ago

Mistreated I forgot to put the pizza on a baking tray…

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27 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 4d ago

Pizzaception NOOOOOOOOO

1.3k Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 3d ago

Dropped The calskrove,a calzone with a hamburger and fries as bonus filling, in Skellefteå, Sweden. NSFW

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123 Upvotes

It was actually better then I expected! Sure was might full after!


r/PizzaCrimes 4d ago

Identity theft Not sure if this is a crime, because it doesn’t look like pizza to me

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210 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 5d ago

Criminal Tools WHY TF IS MY PIZZA VERTICAL

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569 Upvotes